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anon finds religion
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"Surely Californians aren't that weird about Yoga."
One time my mom quit on the first day of a yoga class because the instructor told everyone to "connect your essence to the native American ghosts"
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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.
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Land cryptids: We think it was probably a wolf with mange.
Sea cryptids: So it turns out there really is a creature of the abyss with glowing skin and fifty-foot barbed tentacles that somehow evaded reliable documentation for several thousand years, but we're going to act like these two cases are equivalent because anecdotal descriptions of its appearance have historically been somewhat inaccurate.
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Christ this again
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I think one of the funniest things to come out of modern 4chan is how it convinced a generation of young white boys that eating or drinking any foodstuffs that had soy as an ingredient would immediately make you like, Estrogenized and frail and weak and feminine. Now that I’m typing it out I’m realizing there’s absolutely a massive psychosexual element to this.
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Give me her number you coward
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They say meat only falls in the plates of vegans
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I never played Life is Strange, does this match up
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This is probably nonsense but it would be a good way to cook the meat, what with it (allegedly) being similar to pork.
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I will allow myself to go off-topic or borderline off-topic every now and then, but in exchange I must provide some immediate fresh content to make up for it.
Time to go find some spooks, I guess.
Maybe answer something from my ask backlog.
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take that, you Worm
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what if we kissed in the russian gadget hackwrench cult shrine
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Posing as a helping hand to the disadvantaged (or even actually helping them, albeit in a manner which comes with serious strings attached) is classic cult behaviour. Also one found in abusive religions, but tomato tomato.
Cults are not just a white people thing. Especially in the US, predatory high control groups actively target disenfranchised people, especially immigrant populations who don't have the best grasp of English, and entered the country with a head full of American exceptionality propaganda.
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Man, I think a really fun way to do research would be to read old occult texts out loud on twitch. I really like the idea of doing a chill book club type beat that also serves as an impromptu audiobook for some older obscure texts.
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