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the moon & venus

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this tumblr is a mess :')

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I have just finished DA:O and I miss Alistair,, I'd be quite happy to play through the following months of the warden and Alistair's life. I'm sad that Alistair isn't an option in any of the other dragon age games :(

#dragon age origins #dragon age #alistair #alistar therin

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I’m glad you like it. Now… if we could move right on past this awkward, embarrassing stage and get right to the steamy bits, I’d appreciate it.

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Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins :D

🌹❤🌹❤

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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

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ok but I'm in love with dragon age origins, alistair has my whole heart

#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair #alistair x warden

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finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

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why are bats called bats?

because they look like flying mice [Danish: flagermus, German: Fledermaus, Luxembourgish: Fliedermaus, Swedish: fladdermus]

because they look like half mice and half owl [French: chauve-souris]

because they look like half mice and it’s not 100% clear what the other half is [Ladin: utschè-mezmieur, Catalan: rat-penat, Lombard: mezzarat]

because apparently they make a flap flap noise [English: bat]

because they’ve got badass leather wings [Gaelic: sciathàn leathair, Old Norse: leðrblaka]

because they look like cute nocturnal butterflies [Maltese: farfett il-lejl]

because they’re probably, like, blind mice [Serbo-croatian: sismis, Portugese: morcego, Spanish: murciélago, Arabic: khaffash]

because they fly at night [Italian: pipistrello, Slovenian: netopir, Polish: nietoperz, Greek: nykterides, Farsi: shab parreh]

So bat literally means flapper. You’re welcome.

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top 3 bat pics

#1: aggression

#2: seduction

#3: goblin

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Progress 🌿

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a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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when ur a phuckingn babey

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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sit on eg