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we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

#i need representation Blease #txt

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#j . jacob alpharad #txt

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Welke kleur paprika is het lekkerst?

Rood . Oranje . Geel . Ik proef geen verschil . Ik hou sowieso echt niet van paprika

#oranje !!!!! #geel is net daarna #idk ik vibe niet zo met rood #polls #dutch tag

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

#yeagh #txt

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#either taller/shorter or blond/brunet those fucking SUCK #like yeah orbs is dumb but i will click out of a fic so fast when i see overuse of epithets #polls

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#ive read Some time travel fics but honestly not a lot #i don't think i'd miss them #polls

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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?

(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)

none

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10+

i add more/remove more depending on where i am

#nine ! #2 necklaces 2 rings 5 earrings #sometimes i add more rings but that happens rarely #i used to have a bracelet but it kept getting stuck behind stuff so i took it off before it could break :( #polls

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I truly fucking despise the new season of Doctor Who being promoted as one that will be unique for showing the Doctor's queerness or whatever the fuck. There's this attitude under all this promo like the 15th Doctor is the first queer Doctor as if a) the 9th Doctor didn't kiss a man b) the Doctor didn't canonically change genders and c) when they were a woman was CANONICALLY in love with another woman. like HELLO??? I don't even like 13 and yaz that much and think they should've been written better, but there's something so misogynistic and revisionist about people acting like David Tennant saying Isaac Newton was hot in the anniversary special is "confirming the Doctor is queer" or that Ncuti's doctor will be the first queer Doctor. like...i hate it. This whole line of marketing reeks of Disney's "first Gay™" style marketing and I fucking hate it.

#yeah . all of this #doctor who #txt

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A fantasy medieval style map of the Netherlands!

I've been wanting to do more cartography :')

#oh this is really pretty #netherlands jumpscare on the dash tho ksjdkd #dutch tag #art

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They’re like this to me

Alternatively

#soooooo fucking true oh my god #this is the peak zukka dynamic im obsessed w this #atla #art

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starting to feel like jacob likes this song

#which is so real of him . me fucking too girl #i cannot get it out of my head #too bad yr ex don't do it for ya .... walked in & dream came trued it for ya ....... #sas.txt #alpharad

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Something I do really love about The Tumblr Experience™️ is that you get everything. The whole blog, in order, not by popularity or (usually) tailored to fit an audience.

I followed this person for one thing, but this is a really gorgeous picture of a bird. A gifset of a movie I never would have seen. A poem about brothers or frogs or ribbon or love.

It's odd but it's meditative, almost. I think it's part of why mutuals, especially ones we don't really talk to, are such a specific phenomenon. I've never spoken to you, you stopped talking about the thing I followed you for forever ago, I don't even remember what it was, but I like seeing you there, still reblogging gifsets of 1990s cult classics and parasocially blogging about Bob Dylan.

#this website sucks & i love it so much #hellsite (affectionate) #txt

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we used to watch skam clips on google drive. we used to be a society

#TRULY #being friends w ppl who Do Not Know skam is . wild to me actually #like sorry guys you just don't get it . you truly don't #the google drive clips . the dailymotion links . #skamverse #txt

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Dad got new drip!

#need u to know that i am Holding Back in these tags rn . #not to be insane abt the white boy but adjsgjshshhsghdhagdhsg #hes so <3<3 #rtgame

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#yeagh #txt

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epic aro sculpture i did for class

the heart is made out of plastic bags wrapped with tape, so it's squishy ^_^ and the knife is qtips hot glued together. the knife is also removable!

#oh this is sick as HELL #art #aromantic