i know that i need them both in me, at the same time, no lube, no protection, day and night
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not to be obscene but the way that i would literally [uncomfortably long censorship beep]
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I have many inappropriate things to say about this
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Thinking Woman’s Sex Symbol™️
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Okay weird Al time fun fact there’s an actual backwards message parodying the satanic panic movement tradition in which people would play music backwards to see if there’s like evil messages in it this clip is from his song nature trail to hell from his album in 3D from 1984
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The satanic message in question is him saying satan eats cheez whizz 💀
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here’s a YouTube video taking about it and playing the clip!
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I literally just have tumblr because I find the memes funny on here abt the fandoms I like, Neil gaiman is on here, and I just love reading fanfiction if you couldn’t tell and I don’t always post on here but i think it’s fun that people think I’m funny sometimes so I will keep the party going wait actually I have a incoming post abt weird Al maybe
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Guys I’m freaking out Tysm for all ur support on my posts recently
I got 50 reblogs for being funny online let’s go
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jack delroy is like those people who keep adding rubber bands to a near exploding watermelon on tiktok live but instead it’s him continuously making deals with the devil
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50 posts!
Let’s gooooooooooooooo
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show host of dubious intentions
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Did a mosquito or a vampire make this post? Jk I agree ☝️ 🤓🦟🧛♀️
Jack Delroy's deliciously biteable neck✨
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He is so Lana del Rey coded (this song in particular) i love him
He had a cigarette with his number on it he gave it over me do you want it I knew it was wrong but I palmed it I saved it I waited I called it~
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I need more fanfiction about the fictional late night tv show host that is like a cult member who goes to the bohemian grove bro
Like look at him idc if he evil lowkey I want him anyways.
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Renfield 2023 but he just wears this shirt the whole time
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“The Thinking Woman’s Sex Symbol,” took me the FUCK out. I, too, am always saying this about David Dastmalchian.
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He knows 😂 screenshot from Walton Goggins Instagram story 😂
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