Your sibling, your parents’ favorite child, died prematurely. They are inconsolable. They’ve barely even paid attention to you. Now, during the funeral, they forgot your name - again. It’s your turn to ‘say a few words’, so you do.
person who’s house you crashed into: what?.. no! who are you?!
you: your mom
person: wh-huh?!
You volunteered to be the first human to travel at near light speed. You’ve been gone 24 hours. You know nearly 200 years will have passed on Earth. The navigation computer says you will drop light speed and enter Earths orbit in 10 seconds.
the roger rabbit vs opm can be played out like clue where it has multiple endings
“Can One Punch Man beat-”
Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match.
Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.
If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care.
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tim: one- don’t call me jr., two- chucklefuck? really jason? and three- that’s not even the worse of i’ve done
batman:*sigh* time what have we talked about your past missions
tim: that there to crazy that people will think i’m lying to them about it
joker: how did you find my super secret warehouse, let alone that i escaped arkham?!
bruce: you really need to stop posting your criminal activities on your private story, robin is one of 12 people added
joker: because he’s my son! my lil junior
tim: ignoring the fact that that hasn’t happened in this timeline, you have to unadd me, i don’t think i can take seeing your cheesy knock knock jokes circulating my feed again for the sake of my sanity