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What if it's all of you that are fictional and I'm the only one that really exists? If I die do you all disappear? I'll try not to die.

unless you’re fictional i do not care about your drama

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GTA Time

Just got home with my copy of GTA V. I'll see you guys in about a week.

#Grand Theft Auto #GTA #Grand Theft Auto V

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I dream of a world run by Muppets.

#Marvin E. Quasniki #Marvin for President #Marvin 2016 #The Nerdist #Puppets #Muppets #America #Election #Candidate

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I can't start a brand new season of a show I like without first re-watching every episode leading up to that point. It is both wonderful and maddening at the same time. 

#TV #OCD #Quirks #New season

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#Calvin and hobbes #Bill Watterson

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It is.

Heart in a Hanky- Wembley

#Fraggle Rock #Wembley Fraggle #Heart in a Hanky #Jim Henson

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So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.

This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.

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Conversation with my mother

My mom called me over to change the air conditioner filter in her house. This is a bit of the conversation we had while I worked:

Me: I've been trying to find a king size bed tent. That I can put on my bed, you know, like camping indoors. You remember that Transformers bed tent I had when I was a kid?

Mom: I don't remember, but why would you want one?

Me: I dunno. I have fond memories of mine. I just like sleeping in confined spaces. Especially if I can find a way to keep it really cool on the inside. Remember, I used to sleep in the walk-in?

Mom: Well, that makes sense. You used to sleep in my hope chest.

Me: Huh..?

Mom: Yeah. For maybe a year you would come into my room if you had trouble sleeping at night and just climb in and close the lid behind you.

Me: *laughing* When was this?

Mom: I don't know, you were just a baby. It was when we lived at Shadetree. The first time.

Me: *still laughing* Jeez, that might explain some things.

Mom: You used to eat dirt, too.

Me: ...what the fuck, Mom?

#childhood #stuff my mom says #WTF

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The League

#The League #Ruxin #Rodney Ruxin #Nick Kroll #Rafi #hotdogs #pocket dogs

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The League

#The League #Ruxin #Rodney Ruxin #Rafi

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Christopher Lloyd as Jim Ignatowski from Taxi.

One of my earliest role models.

#Taxi #Reverend Jim #Jim Ignatowski #Jim from Taxi

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Rhymenoceros & Hiphopopotamus

Flight of the Conchords

#Rhymenoceros #Hiphopopotamus #Flight of the Conchords

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From the Season 3 Gag Reel

#Star Trek #Stat Trek The Next Generation #Star Trek TNG #Captain Picard #Jean Luc Picard #Commander Riker #William T. Riker #Dr. Crusher #Beverly Crusher #Commander Shelby #Worf #Lieutenant Commander Worf #Data #Commander Data #Patrick Stewart #Jonathan Frakes #Gates McFadden #Elizabeth Dennehy #Michael Dorn #Brent Spiner #Bloopers #Gag Reel

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Winter

98 days and 11 hours until Winter is here. The Snuggie Wizard wants out...

#Winter

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The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley Darlingson

#The House Bunny #Shelley Darlingson #Anna Ferris

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#Star Trek #Star Trek TNG #Star Trek The Next Generation #Captain Picard #Jean Luc Picard #Patrick Stewart #Locutus #Locutus of Borg #Resistance is futile