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#horny tag #price #soap

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it is i, the gasping gusper, once more asking for the worst english slang you can think of (mostly so i can force the 141 boys to say them hehe)

gasping anon, you have opened a can of worms that i am only too happy to feed. buckle up, this is going to get long.

so, a fair bit of the slang used in the uk is regional and won't apply broadly for all of the 141 boys, soap in particular would have very different slang compared to gaz, ghost and price as he's scottish. actually, they'd all use different slang terms due to their geographical locations in the uk, age, race and (assumed) class backgrounds.

for example, simon could say something like "oh for fuckssakes that's absolutely 'angin'!" and that would be regionally correct as he's from manchester. "'angin'" or "hanging" (except with simon's mancunian accent he'd drop the 'h' and the last 'g' in the '-ing' sound) means gross / disgusting. it means fuck all in other places in the uk but from where i live you'd switch "'angin'" (hanging) out with "boggin'" (bogging) or "'owlin'" (howling) to indicate grossness.

anyway, that example aside, i do actually have some slang phrases that i want to share with you. they all vary in levels of awfulness and they should all be understood pretty broadly around the uk.

"stop standing around like a spare dick at an orgy!" = don't be useless. (fun fact: my mum said that phrase to me. cheers mum.)

"noshing him off" = "nosh" means eat/food. "noshing him off" means sucking a dick. english is such a wonderful language.

"they're like a dog with two cocks." = they're happy, annoyingly happy actually. bastard.

"off for a slash" = off for a piss, usually not in the provided facilities.

"tighter than a duck's arsehole" = to mean awkward, stingy or small. it's a bit of a weird one. if you call someone "tighter than a duck's arsehole" you're calling them stingy or cheap. if you're referring to a space as "tighter than a duck's arsehole" it's a very cramped/awkward/small. context is everything.

"nonce" = pedophile. yup. don't call someone a nonce unless you know them VERY well and you know they won't get upset if you say it as a joke.

"what an utter cock up" = same thing as "screw up" or saying that something's gone wrong.

"bollocking" = a proper telling off (for example, i got a bollocking off my mum when i accidentally threw a spider at her).

"bell end" = literally the tip of a dick. don't use this for smut writing whatever you do, it's used as an insult here.

and finally, my favourite saying. disclaimer with this one: it's welsh, not english or scottish so the lads from 141 aren't likely to say it but i want to subject you to it:

10. "i'd rather shit in my hands and clap." = literally what it means. the person saying it would rather shit in their hands and clap than do whatever you've just asked them to do. enjoy that mental image.

anyway, let me know if you want to hear some more english slang or insults. i've got years worth of insults built up inside of me.

#oooh I already knew some of these #thanks eurogamer and Aoife Wilson specifically

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Johnny “Soap” MacTavish 

Just a quick little drawing of my favourite character from MW2 reboot :) 

Please enjoy, more fanart to follow!

#soap

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#price

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what chapter are you writing queen?

The next neighbors!

I’m also writing the next chapter of muses at the same time and I’m using the style I prefer there. Idk how to describe it—neighbors is very much a sophomore year of my writing style, if I had to give it a vibe. I hadn’t written for a good three years prior to writing for cod, and I’ve learned a lot since then, about how I want my writing to sound and feel, and also about what I think is interesting or important to write about.

If I had to pick out my favorite writing experience so far, hands down it would be the poly 141 I did recently. That was something that just flowed out of me like water. I’m trying to recapture how that felt lol

#answered

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I think the hardest part about writing this chapter has been the fact that my preferred style has changed so much since I started this series and I’m trying to be consistent even though it’s not really fun anymore 😩

#close to throwing consistency out the window tbh

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suits.

#ghostsoap

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John

#possibly the best performance he gave for the game #…clearing a very low bar #price

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I've got you under my skin

I've got you deep in the heart of me

So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me

#fallout

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On a positive note I wrote 1.3k words today!!!

#admittedly some of that was copy and pasted from earlier drafts #but we take Ws where we can

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do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

#🥲 #I have written this chapter three times

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morning necessities. commission for lovely @tapioca-milktea1978 💕

#ghostsoap

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do any of my fellow writers/artists get annoyed by more enthusiastic reblogs? like using all caps and/or keyboard smashing? is it something you would block over personally? there’s no wrong answer!

i personally love any interaction but i just don’t wanna come off as annoying in my reblogs lol

#honestly they’re top tier

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🍲🧼

#soap #nails. eyeshadow. I’m.

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training

#ghost #good googly moogly

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LUCY MACLEAN in FALLOUT (S1Ep2 The Target)

#SAME #fallout

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Halsin's incredible patience and nonassertiveness (unless it's literal life or death), the way he never responds with more than mild irritation or hurt even when he's insulted, the way he lets everyone assume he has no feelings- while also struggling to externalize his own emotions (minus romantic ones)- the way he sees relationships differently than others, the way he holds disdain for most of how society views things, the way he is incredibly empathetic to the point of not being able to tolerate any suffering or unfairness, the way he has a poor sense of boundaries (particularly around sex), his dialogue if turned down by Tav about having thought their interest in his lovers was a sign of romantic interest, the implications that Thaniel was possibly his only childhood friend, his finding more companionship with animals than people to an even greater extent than most other Druids have, his extremely humble nature, the way he overfocuses on his goals to the point of letting everything else fall by the wayside, the rigidity of some of his ways of thinking especially WRT nature...

Halsin is autistic y'all. Source: am autistic

#Obama voice: it is law #halsin