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if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

#adhd #autism #me

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Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

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sorry for being annoying i could kill myself right in front of you if you want

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If you want you can tear me apart for your sick enjoyment (flirting)

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SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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I think it's so fucked that I finally had a gender identity crisis and somehow wound up realizing I'm bisexual and genderfluid and on the very first day of pride I'M FUCKING SICK AND MISERABLE IN BED

This is literally homophobic. Unbelievable.

#genderfluid #bisexual #pride month #I'm so upset

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the key difference between lena and elias is that elias would force the archival team into doing awkward team building exercises like trust falls whereas lena would rather shoot herself

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Not Karl..

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It's Pride Month YALL

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being human is awesome because you can bite while fighting, having sex, or both

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inkneedles is supposed to be a crack ship but ink5oul "let me look at the dead body you can trust me i'm an influencer" and needles "if you don't take me seriously i'll just dox you" are making out sloppy style and bullying kids on the internet together and there's nothing i can do about it

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Oh, I'm curious about this

Defining public sex as doing any sex act more intense than some over the clothes action, in a place that is not a private residence, e.g. a park, an alley, a bar, a public bathroom, etc.

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#damn it I missed the chance to vote #god there was so much public sex #like I don't know how we didn't get caught #we fucked in bathrooms on playgrounds in parks in parked cars on the side of the road in the woods #basically for like two years we had sex anywhere that wasn't a private residence #like we did stuff in private too but it was mostly in public #I don't know why I feel like an expert in this #there was just a lot of sex in public #I think we fucked at a bus stop like 30 times #the same bus stop #we never got caught lol