My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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literally me
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Spent a whole week drawing this really lovely Feywrought armor for Clair!!
..... Decided to not buy it and get mithral plate later instead!!
the art is nice though!
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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.
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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.
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Gamer cats
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Just when you think you’re done, they pull you back in. I’d love to hear all your thoughts on this.
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”
“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”
“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*
“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”
“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)
“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*
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the crows in the garden are laughing at my expense
drowning out all the lies that I might have told instead
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