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#powerpuff girls (pirates) au when #ofmd #ed teach

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#princess kaguya #studio ghibli #thinking a lot about tiny princesses

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THEY'RE STUPID FOR STUPID (Ed and Stede as Calvin and Hobbes [x])

#THEM 😭 #ofmd #ofmd fanart

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I must not scratch my tattoo I must not scratch my tattoo I must not scratch my tattoo I must not scratch my tattoo I must not -

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This took a while lol but I added color-coordinated captions to Samba's BTS Cat Improv video! Enjoy! 😸

#captions!!! #ofmd #ofmd BTS #cat improv

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soup

stede: ed

stede: ed. psst

ed: hnf.

stede: edward. ed

stede, tapping now: ed. ed. ed?

ed: ssszzvhhnthWHUHH who’s on fire

ed:

ed: oh. hey

stede: are you still up?

ed: umm………………….

ed: im up again

stede: sorry

ed: nnn don’t be. boring dream, glad i’m awake

ed: hang on. why am i awake

stede: ah. well i’m afraid that was me.

ed: oh. fuck, are you okay?

stede: yeah—oh, don’t worry, i’m fine! i was just—i’ve been thinking

ed: mhm?

stede: and i want to change my answer

ed, much more awake now because this is serious: oh, shit. okay. what’ve you got for me?

stede: well, i know the blood thing is—it’s badass

ed: it is.

stede: and it’s pretty. and that’s you! i’m not saying that’s not you. it does suit you

ed: ok. but?

stede: but what…what can you do with a beet, really? not the most versatile of vegetables

ed, counting on his fingers: well you can cook them, you can dye your clothes with them,

stede: i know but—

ed: you can chuck em at people

stede: i mean in—i don’t wanna chuck you at people, i think you’d be something delicious

ed: beet can be delicious

stede: maybe concuss people and also be delicious, i know you can do both

ed: think you might just be having your beets subpar, mate

stede: it’s just not a very warm vegetable. i know you like to be warm

ed: are you cooking them all the way? if they’re still crunchy they’re not done yet

stede: whereas tomato, just as an example—that’s got its own soup,

ed: uh, yeah??? so do beets

stede: that’s a w—beets do?

ed: …..borscht, man

stede: borscht?

ed: borscht. that’s beef and beets

stede: i thought borscht was a pickle-y cabbage-y thing.

ed: beef and—it’s beef and beets. beef’n’beet borscht

stede: i’ve had it before, it was sour and cabbage-y

ed: could stand to put some beans in there too, probably. bean-beef-n-beet

stede: there were definitely no beets

ed: beef bean an—beef’n’bean’n—

stede: beet’n’beef’n’bean?

ed: beet’n’beefin’ bean. beef—beefin’ bea—beaten beef’n’bean

stede: beating beef and bean?

ed: beating a beef on a bean

stede: beating a bean with a beef

ed: oof. love when you beat my bean with your beef

stede: i’ve forgotten the question

ed: top five activities ever, definitely

#op you are a genius #ofmd #ed and stede

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Ed + ✨Slut Strands✨ For @edsbacktattoo 🎉💖. Happy birthday dearest, sweetest Jams! Babe, just know I am also spiritually injecting this set with eight additional shots of Ed's back tattoo sdjklsds. JUST KNOW I AM SPIRTUALLY SERVING YOU YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND THEN SOME. You are such an utter delight, and have taken me out numerous times. You're also just so incredibly lovely, and so very near and dear to me! Also, dedicating your url to Ed's back tattoo is Based, so your brain is also so sexy and huge <3 HJSKDLS. Love you so much, and happy birthday once again! 💜💜💜

#those slutty slutty strands #ed teach #ofmd

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Hopefully how we find them a few years down the line 💖

#ofmd #ofmd fanart #ed and stede

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#there’s no option for ‘used to be a smoker’! #i smoked from ages 16 - 23 ish #not loads but like 10 a day? #and I still feel tempted when I get a whiff of a Marlboro light lmao

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nothing will make me nope out of a fic quicker than a bad Ed characterization. if he's written as extremely angry or violent or mean etc I'm exploding you with my mind. leave him alone! he's a sincere and kind and friendly guy who feels things so deeply and sincerely and people have got to stop being so fucking racist in their characterization because who even is this guy that some of these people are writing. sure as hell isn't Ed!

#yes all of this #ofmd #ofmd fan fic #ed teach is kind and sweet and gentle #and clever and silly and smart

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#turns out I have a lot of unexamined feelings about socks #I HATE PLAIN SOCKS #socks must MATCH #socks MUST NOT be wet #WEAR ONLY ONCE #toes seperate = yes #wool = no #mid shin best height #currently wearing Deadpool socks #SOCKS

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when kate bush sang “I know you have a little life in you yet, I know you have a lot of strength left” she was actually singing about me trying to persevere post ofmd cancellation

#*sob* #yeah #ofmd #give them back to me

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𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅

#vex I see you’re choosing violence this morning #not his face on hornigold’s body 😭 #ed you’re so loved baby #ofmd #ed teach #our flag means death

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For the top 5 asks. Top 5 Ed Teach curls, please

And number one.

#excellent #I particularly like the scribbling out of iggy #wig my wife #ofmd #ed teach

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#dead #I’m dead #ofmd #ahego ed teach

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ed and stede on beautiful hotel balcony overlooking the southern french coast. stede’s spooning ed with his dressing gown wrapped snugly around them both and they’re lazily rocking on their feet together as they gaze dreamily out at the ocean. they’ve been standing there for half an hour because stede is actually balls deep

#sundays might be my new favorite day of the week #<<amen #ofmd

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#crying #ofmd #ed teach