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#awake in the middle of the night with the world’s worst cramps but there’s always this!! #baby sid

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#oh gosh you have no idea

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tanger's hair remains one of my favourite supporting characters

#in a league all of his own #Kris letang #hair

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Day 12 of offseason gifs - In The Room S01E08 - Kris and Geno doing cool stuff

#Kris letang #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #luce's gifs #itr gifs

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all i know is my team would cherish a little masc lesbian who loves his dog and smiling with his whole face

#a nearly 100 pt pace for past four years player yes please and thank you #would you like a tall victorian vampire in return? #<- what you said buddy

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our pretty goalie

#hope your moody facial expressions never change x

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a loss is a loss but are you ever really a loser when you've got someone this pretty tending your goal?

#hope your eyebrows get extra plucked in celebration

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ok jars - 19/3/24

#happy bday jars

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people that didn’t grow up with football in the late 2000s to about 2012 just don’t understand how bat shit insane the four el clasicos in april 2011 truly were. like there was a chance the spanish national team was just gonna collapse. football BARELY made it through. pep and jose going at it in the press (pep’s mourinho is the fucking boss rant is up there with jose’s respect football heritage rants). mourinho poking tito vilanova in the eye. pep going on a sabbatical at the end of it. it was 18 days of pure entertainment for anyone that wasn’t involved and football just doesn’t do chaos like that anymore

#no but really I have never felt more alive #if you were in Europe or in a vaguely football interested country this was IT

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#miss him #evgeni malkin #art

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#miss u

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Sid and Geno @ Skates and Plates over the years

#goodness me #baby sis #baby geno #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #suited and booted

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do u think they're on the phone with each other ...

#never not reblog tanger’s hairy forearms #marc andre fleury #kris letang

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2016 Stanley Cup Final

#good lord #sidney crosby #teeth! #fave

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Day 11 of offseason gifs - In The Room S01E07

#this is another nice episode #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #marc andre fleury #pascal dupuis #pittsburgh penguins #luce's gifs #itr gifs

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pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

#op this is the best content I have seen in weeks thank you for this gift to us #erik karlsson #sort of

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RUSSIA WITH GENO

#sid is special