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(( Ugh, I know I’ve been absent a lot here lately, but man oh man. R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg. Guy’s a mad legend, created a fantastic show that still lasted til this day, and personally created a big time comfort character or two for me. Really gonna miss the guy. We all will. ))

#Whatabignerd (OOC) #death mention

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||  Open Starter!!

      Being stuck at the Krusty Krab for after hour duties was the last thing Squidward had in mind for the night. Why did Mr. Krabs pick him instead of Spongebob to both check AND sort inventory for tomorrow?! The least he could of done was schedule it during the day in the middle of his shift, that’s more forgiving and doesn’t end up sapping his free time at all. Maybe it was something he said earlier? It was highly likely, but that didn’t make it right in his book!

Squidward scowled to himself as he readjusted his hat and flipped his notepad open, scribbling on to the first page to check for ink.

“ Brace yourself, Squidward, you’re in for a snore fest tonight. Gone are my plans for a relaxing soak in the bath accompanied by fine wine, cheese and smooth jazz on the radio,” he muttered bitterly to himself.

In hindsight, he should have double checked to see if the front doors were locked and that the sign read ‘closed’.

#The only thing I'm making is for the exit (Starters) #(( heeeere I am. going to be slow but yea ))

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(( Gonna be returning to RPing next Monday! Will make a starter call then, and going to try and maintain this blog as well as @impetusdarkness though I still expect slow activity.))

#Whatabignerd (OOC)

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hi! are your squidward icons free to use with credit?

(( Sure I don’t see why not! Just credit is all I need, and I hope you enjoy them! ))

#Anonymous #Whatabignerd (OOC) #(( I literally logged in just for this lol ))

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(( I know I said I’d be back forever ago, but I haven’t been able to get on the computer for recreational purposes much at all recently. I appreciate your understanding, however! Just right now, life’s a lil extra extra ))

#Whatabignerd (OOC) #(( which sucks cause I wanna RP lmao ))

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(( Coming off hiatus for 2 seconds to say this:

Please do not reblog my asks, roleplays and headcanons. It's just RP courtesy to not do this if you are a personal or any other non-RP blog. I will message asking to remove, but repeat offenses (or if I can't message you) will lead to being blocked. I thought this really went without saying, so I'm going to add this to my rules tomorrow to clear things up and resume hiatus. You can only reblog asks if you sent it, but never anon asks since I can't know, y'know?

I do appreciate that y'all are enjoying yourselves, it means so much! It just messes with my feed and stuff is all. Thank you for understanding, and I hope the rest of your week goes swell!!! 🐙💙 ))

#PSA #whatabignerd (ooc)

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(( taking a bit of a halt for the rest of next week to work on a personal project/real life shenanigans, but feel free to reach out to my personal @nr0r or my discord if ya got it. ))

#whatabignerd (ooc) #psa

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#NO TALENT! NO TALENT! (Crack) #(( accurate ))

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tumblr mirrors on ‘photosugar’

So idk if others have noticed this before - but it’s the first time I’m seeing this, hence the post.

There’s a website, https://www.photosugar.com, which apparently mirrors all pictures, gifsets etc. people post on their tumblrs (and also other social media sites like twitter and instagram, if I understand it correctly). An example for a tumblr user, with my name: https://www.photosugar.com/tu/lordhellebore

Now it won‘t turn up anything but a 404 error in my case, because I sent an e-mail to the contact address, which is [email protected] with the title “My content on your website”:

Hello, it’s come to my attention that you are mirroring all of the posts containing pictures/gifs that I post on my tumblr. I am asking you to stop pulling the content from my tumblr and to delete me from your website. tumblr username is „lordhellebore“ Thank you.

I got a reply consisting of the single word “removed” after just one day, and as you can see, it worked perfectly fine with the informal mail I sent. So if you want them to stop mirroring your tumblr, it seems all you really need to do is this.  

I can’t test the site for all of my mutuals, but I’m tagging a few whom I found on there by random trial & error, and I suggest you look yourself up if you see this post and dislike tumblr mirrors (even if this one is only for pictures, not text).

@janiedean, @ladytp, @vaysh11, @lunavagantt, @einemelodieimwind, @robb-greyjoy, @youbuggingme, @ysilme, @rex-luscus, @bai-xue, @viendiletto, @electricalice, @contessa-de-leusse, @memetic-mutism, @bluecichlid, @mrs-storm-andrews, @ladymothwing, @prismatic-bell, @kittykatknits, @tinkili

….basically, whomever I’m trying at random, it seems that you’re on there.

 Please reblog so others can know and ask for removal if they want to. 

#PSA #Long Post

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with how tol YD is and smol squiddy is, them meeting must be something like….

#If I'm lucky some of Mr. Tentacles' talent may rub off on me (Submissions) #(( LMAOOO I MEAN LIKE )) #NO TALENT! NO TALENT! (Crack) #submission

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"You're such a cute creature!"

     The poor little octopus was beginning to scramble back in the girl’s palms as she spoke, thankful that some water had at least been scooped up with him!

“ I-I-I-... T-Th-Thank you..!? Uh-...” He practically lost his voice as he spoke, gills SHRIVELING as his throat slowly clenched up from the dry ATMOSPHERE all around him. Squidward quickly scooped up some water of his own, hastily breathing in his only source of oxygen as the liquid breathed life back into him briefly. Just how did he get into this mess?!

#ofribbons #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC) #(( YO I HOPE THIS IS OK and stuffs ))

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What is a CALAMARI.

“ I’m going to have to withhold my peace on that one, you...”

“ ... whaaaatever you are...?”

     Squidward is noticeably nervous and perplexed. He’s never seen anything like this before in his life, and honestly, he had no idea what to make of her! Some sort of... walking, talking, yellow pointing thing?!

#wrathlaw #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC) #(( OH MAN I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SU BUT THIS IS FUNNY ALREADY )) #(( I JUST KNOW YD IS A BIG DEAL AND a a))

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Do u like calamari?

“ NO you sick, TWISTED little fiend!!! Quit asking me about ‘seafood’!”

#Anonymous #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC)

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If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have over 7 billion. You only have one and don't have more than that. LMAO get wrecked Scrubward XD

“ Thank you for that...?”

#Anonymous #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC)

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You mediocre clarinet player, get some proper lessons already before I decide to surgically deafen myself.

“ Oh wow, as if I’ve never heard THAT ONE before!”

“ However will I, Squidward Q. Tentacles, recover from this... this... blatantly unfair and harsh criticism?! Ooooh my career ended, no, SHATTERED before my very eyes all before it could even begin! I’m ruined... ruined!!!”

“ But seriously now, what made you think rehashing that old insult’ll work? I’ve heard far worse by now, thank you very much, so you’ll have to think for a whole 2 seconds just to come up with something that’s at LEAST even VAGUELY insulting at this point.”

#Anonymous #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC)

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So uh, are like... you and Spongebob a.... 'thing'?

“ Really now? Look, if you’re going to ask something so ‘bold’ then you should really just outright say it! I’m not a juvenile little high schooler going steady for the first time!”

“ Yes, that’s correct. We’re a ‘thing’, as you oh-so-eloquently put it. I’ve started dating the lil yellow guy a couple weeks back, and I honestly couldn’t be happier, just so you know. Just don’t make a big deal out of it, honestly, it’s anything but scandalous, and I KNOW how you people are.”

#Anonymous #Can’t you read the sign? (Asks) #A sensitive artiste (IC) #In fact Spongebob I LIKE you! (Squidbob)

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spongenextdoor:

       ❛ a SIMPLE SPONGE can be handy when you’re cleaning up spills! ❜

@squidink-tortellini               /               canon starter  call.     -     accepting!

“ Too bad SAID simple sponge makes all the messes in the first place!”

     Squidward sneered at Spongebob’s little attempt at lightening up the situation at hand. The octopus sloppily dunked his mop into the semi-sudsy water Mr. Krabs was always stingy on buying enough sanitizer! and then thrusted the handle at his coworker and friend professional migraine provider. Maybe he can take advantage of the poriferan’s optimism and get out of mopping up this disgusting spilled grease!

“ C’mon, Spongebob, show me what ya got.”

#spongenextdoor #Oh no what could HE possibly want? (Spongebob) #I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life! (RP) #A sensitive artiste (IC) #(( it is!!! here ya go bud ))