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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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Some type of gecko spider I did for fun

I'm considering making adopts of them sometime? But they are just a little guy so far I wanted to kill time on

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yo danny phantom he was just 34

#DP #Danny Phantom

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*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

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look at her beautiful smile!

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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is this orange or yellow.

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I’ll wake up, learn from my mistakes and ultimately win the fight. I always do

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A collection, for a well loved garf

A bonus picture for anyone who wants it

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yeah i dual-wield

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If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late

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And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

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the rh reddit was talking about when Jason won comeback villain of the year and I'd like to express that this is the most atrocious outfit he ever had on, even the condom-man cosplay was better

#JASON. my man you could've at least word a red suit #makes me want to do a redraw #and a fucking BOWTIE of all things #he's done this on purpose