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at the request of @fierifreak, here is a chart i originally posted on twitter that inexplicably did numbers (credit to OP of the blank graph in the corner!)

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my life has changed

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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wanted to draw Susan in some cute outfits :3

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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The Sorrowful Truth

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kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

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I love himbo applejack headcanons but I like to think she knows exactly what she’s doing

My girl can pull bitches! Anyway bonus wip of human au I’ll never finish but I feel like something needed to accompany the first drawing so it won’t be lonely

Rarity thinks she mains flirting but applejack steamrolls her because she mains the GAY flirting

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look at how pretty the clouds look :) oh, SURE, look up in the sky, so you can run down to family court, change my name to 'President James Buchanan', so that people will come up to me on the street and say, "OOH, you had an ineffectual presidency!" well, i won't fall for THAT again!

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"Marcille likes Animal Crossing" "Marcille likes Dwarf Fortress"

We have a canonical answer to what kind of entertainment Marcille likes and it's sprawling romance epics that span multiple human generations. Marcille plays JRPGs that are more cutscene than gameplay to the exclusion of all other games. Marcille is still trying to convince people that FF14 1.0 wasn't all that bad.

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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okay okay okay one more dungeon meshi thought

I keep seeing people saying Falin is "better at social cues" than Laios. Y'all she's just quiet. 😭 She just keeps her mouth shut. 😭😭 Girl was proposed to, said "let me think about it," and then did not even tell her own brother. She doesn't know what's going on either she's just quieter about it!!! 😭😭😭

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(laios and falin doing things before starting the party)

kabru:

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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English added by me :)

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I headcanon that Rarity has no experience dating mares, only having gone out with stallions before. She has always been someone to take the initiative in her m/f relationships but since her newfound feelings for Applejack she would overthink everything because it’s so unfamiliar to her. Luckily Applejack is there to guide her through it and soon realize it’s the most natural thing in the world.

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Me when Senshi makes another banger meal out of scraps and monsters