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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Scarab fight poses!❤️

Flexible bug boi makes for great pose practice, getting ready to egg some rogue deities

made this one as well, the voltage looked so badass in that final battle and i wish we could see more into the extent of his power✨

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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back in my day we did not call them simps we called them "fan girls" and we drew sans undertale rejecting them to anne-marie songs. get your head in the game

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I LIKE SCARAB NORMS]AL . NORMAL

I WAS TRUING TO DESIGN A GIJINKAFOR HIM BECAUSE I DONT LIKE HIS HUMAN DESIGN EVEN IF ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISGUISE AND NOT LOOK LIKE JHI,M AT ALL BUT THRESD LITERALKY NO ESCAPIMG FROM THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN-ESQUE DESIGN whatever whate ever WHATEVERRRR

^ Madethis immediarlwy afterIM GOING TO KILL EVErYONE

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i'm a malewife which means i have a boysmell pussy and im a brunette

my number 1 favorite malesopping girlprotagonist loves to escape the narrative and motifs...SAD! Eldest daughter syndrome

coming over to her house to cannibalize on her divinity and watch horror movies with themes and motifs and hold her hands (and yes, it's gay)

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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I forgot to post this here whoops

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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Hint

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It dons the air of a noble swordsman to mask its envious nature.

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thingies

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

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this headline i just saw is making me lose it. searching ‘dracula’ on google images and scrolling the results for an hour every morning nodding solemnly at each pic like they’re motivational quotes before clocking into work

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