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Can someone find out who at Wikipedia is doing this with the Did You Know section and stop them

#i love how it's not ''sans‚ a character from 2015 video game 'undertale'‚'' it's just sans. like yeah we all know him go on

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"Annihilation? Omg I love that movie! That bear was so scary!!" SHUT UP!!! CRAWLER ⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰

#literature

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2022-11-07

#Tetri

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

#i'll keep writing about bugs so you don't have to

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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Found my selfie on this page 😒

#alterhuman

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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

#I don't give a shit about the mcelroys but a classic is a classic

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So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!

The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!

#⎇

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some notes based on my travels

#love the way you can tell op is a bona fide aughts warrior cats kid by the way they put the star on his forehead

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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

#hi prev and op sorry in advance for the hyperniche tag but #milliontown by frost* movement 3 – the only survivors

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spiritually you will never employ me

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didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

#ABOUT ME

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

#V'vohu

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Officially in my quiet era i don't have much to say about anything anymore it is what it is and life goes on

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this had me crying real tears

#this is just what it's like being autistic #''I have to know ahead of time''

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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.

at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"

i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".

i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.

moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.

#masterclass in how to hook an audience with an opening line?