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@vaguelyominouscoconuts are we *still* on the teal alt???? /lh

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

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😂😂😂 this just made my day

Six song titles but accurate

Ex Wives: Sit The Fuck Down Because We're About To Learn You A Thing

No Way: As If I'm Gonna Let This Limp-Dicked Fuck Screw Me Over

Don't Lose Ur Head: Everyone Thinks I'm Problematic™ LOL

Heart of Stone: They Ask You How You Are And You Just Have to Say You're Fine When You're Not Really Fine-

Haus of Holbein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Get Down: The Bad Things That Happened To me Don't Matter Because Now I Have Money

All You Wanna Do: Hiding My Trauma Behind Sexual Innuendos (But Make it A BOP)

I Don't Need Your Love: God Made Me A Woman Because If I Had The Freedom Of A Man All Of You Would Be Dead

Six: The Girlbossification of History

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THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEEDED TODAY

video belongs to @/nycbway101 on tik tok

I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND THE MAL HOWARD MEGASIX

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It’s the way Abby laughs at andrea for me 🥺😭

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I think Courtney Mack’s Boleyn is pretty similar to that, from what I’ve heard!

Portrayals of the queens I would like to see some day

Aragon: A fundamentally nice and smiley lady who has been pushed so far that she’s only just managing to keep from boiling over with repressed anger. A very passive aggressive mom-type.

Boleyn: Someone who’s been through this song and dance a hundred times and got sick of it a long time ago. “Don’t Lose Ur Head” is viciously sarcastic and the overall performance is a far cry from the usual gremlin portrayal.

Seymour: Sort of the Audrey from Little Shop thing where all her dialogue is done in this super soft, tiny voice, and the fact she’s the best belter in the show is set in sharp contrast to that

Cleves: Soft!!!! She’s just pleasantly surprised by how well everything worked out and enjoying her life. She’s not trying to brag in “Get Down”, she’s just. stating the facts: She’s awesome and perfect and no one can bring her down.

Howard: Babey. Naive and lovestruck and doesn’t want to hurt anyone. Starts off thinking of everything as a game until the last two choruses of “All You Wanna Do”, where she legit starts having an emotional/nervous breakdown.

Parr: Someone who’s just wracked with grief. She’s still a very strong and assertive lady, but the fact that she lost her love and that her and her fellow queens are only remembered as numbers is gut-wrenchingly painful for her.

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I made a post about this a little bit ago!

So all the alts currently cover 3 roles. That’s it. They’re not learning/working on any other roles (confirmed by Nicole).

Therefore, covers are as follows:

for anyone who cares:

I talked to nicole today, who confirmed that the broadway alts are only covering 3 queens each and not even learning/working on any other tracks.

Based on this knowledge (plus rehearsal footage and already confirmed roles), covers are as follows:

nicole: aragon/cleves/boleyn

mal: seymour/k howard/aragon

court: k howard/boleyn/parr

kiersten: parr/cleves/seymour

I shall explain. Nicole's covers were confirmed by her in a takeover, plus she has had her aragon and cleves debuts.

Mal confirmed in the same takeover that she covers k howard. She has had her seymour debut. She also confirmed in a live today that she covers aragon, plus we have rehearsal footage and she has a wig.

Court has made her k howard and boleyn debuts. She played parr in her most recent dress rehearsal!

Kiersten has made her parr and seymour debuts. Then cleves is process of elimination in order for all the queens to have 2 covers.

Trying to figure out the 2021 Broadway alts system mood

#six alternates #six broadway #mallory maedke #keirsten hodgens #courtney mack #nicole kyoung mi lambert

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for anyone who cares:

I talked to nicole today, who confirmed that the broadway alts are only covering 3 queens each and not even learning/working on any other tracks.

Based on this knowledge (plus rehearsal footage and already confirmed roles), covers are as follows:

nicole: aragon/cleves/boleyn

mal: seymour/k howard/aragon

court: k howard/boleyn/parr

kiersten: parr/cleves/seymour

I shall explain. Nicole's covers were confirmed by her in a takeover, plus she has had her aragon and cleves debuts.

Mal confirmed in the same takeover that she covers k howard. She has had her seymour debut. For aragon, we have rehearsal footage where she was confirmed to be playing aragon, plus she has an aragon wig

Court has made her k howard and boleyn debuts. We also have rehearsal footage of her singing IDNYL

Kiersten has made her parr debut. We have rehearsal footage where she's confirmed to play seymour. Then cleves is process of elimination in order for all the queens to have 2 covers.

#six broadway #six alternates #Mallory Maedke #Kiersten hodge a #nicole kyoung mi lambert #courtney mack

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CV3YHVegldB/?utm_medium=copy_link

ANDREA MACASAET WAS A MINI POP KID??????

AS IN ONE OF THESE BITCHES?????

#listen to that riff on baby! #look at the pigtails #she’s so precious #andrea macasaet #baby andrea #she’s like 10 and she was already killing it

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The facials in the bottom pictures are sending me 🤣🤣🤣

happy halloween from the meanest girls around

#mean girls cosplay #mallory maedke #nicole kyoung mi lambert #courtney mack #keirsten hodgens #six alternates #happy halloween #Nicole just clutching her chest #and court looking very disgusted #mal just looking confused #idk what kierstens face is but I love it

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I mean, jane isn’t wrong.

They all definitely need therapy /lh

Jane: We call that a traumatic moment.

Jane *turning to Anne*: No a “bro moment”.

Jane *turning to Cathy*: Not a “major L”.

Jane *turning to Kitty*: And not an “oop lmao”.

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the alts just had a rehearsal with mallory!aragon, nicole!boleyn, keirsten!seymour, and cmack!parr 👀

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*shrugs* All I know is Nicole mentioned that the rehearsal was specifically for their “new” covers. Which is why it was court parr, mal aragon, Nicole Boleyn, and Kiersten Seymour. I’m not saying it’s not possible they switched tracks just for idnyl, but in my mind, it doesn’t make sense.

Okay y’all @lightleckrereins and I are 99% sure the rehearsal yesterday was Nicole Boleyn, Mallory Seymour, Keirsten Howard, and Courtney Parr. I know the placement sometimes looks like others but if you look closely at some of the choreo/placement that’s character specific (and assume none of them are messing up) that’s what it should be.

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COURTNEY MACK PARR???????????

(from roberta duchak’s instagram)

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This frustrates me to no end. And honestly it should be illegal.

PSA to all my NYC area pals.

There’s currently 4 2nd row tickets for tonight’s show on Ticketmaster for only $179! Other premium seats are still listed at $499. Jump on ‘em!!

#angry #six broadway #resell

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Isn’t Adrianna Hicks (Aragon) also 5’7? And I think all the Broadway alts (Courtney, Mallory, and Kiersten) are also 5’3

Tallest/Shortest Possible Six Casts

I’m trying to use up time while I wait up in hopes of a WE cast announcement so have a fun shitpost. 

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hopping on this trend

#six the musical #anna uzele #brittney mack #samantha pauly

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She’s so fucking cute I can’t—

Writers: “So you just need to ask if they want to hear one more song”Samantha Pauly: *recovers from walking pneumonia and then gives us this gift* 😂

#samantha pauly #megasix #six broadway #andrea macasaet #k howard