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Tumblr is such my safe space.

Bored in public? Tumblr.

High? Tumblr.

Going thru some shit? Tumblr.

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I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

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If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works

#fr fr

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#hate!!!!

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I love looking at pretty boys on Tumblr dot com

#gay #Tumblr

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me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight

#me and the bestie do this all the time #im sure theres some videos we've seen a dozen times throughout our friendship

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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Do tops feel as horny seeing two bottoms making out as straight men do with two women?

Lol it’s still two men so I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t. Who is sending something like this it’s so silly

#this post is a mess #but also tops making out during an Eiffel tower is so hot 😫 #me and fucking who?! #coincidentally i jerked off to some nice eiffel tower porn today and the tops kissed and it was beautiful

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#yeah...

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😭😭😭😭

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

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#sorry besties