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missing somebody you never knew

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#mcyt #hermitcraft #empires smp

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I think it would be really funny to just make lore characters from different smps aware of other versions of their friends. Like- hey outsiders smp! You know your super rigid soldier really old friend who’s allergic to hugs? Surprise! In this one he’s a criminal pirate whore!

oh? Your god’s champion mountain elf friend? What about this world where he’s an emo witch!

wow! You hate guns as weapons pirate Bekymon? Guess what! In this one, you tied up you killed a guy with one! And then threatened your friend with another!

#mcyt #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME AKSJDNF

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Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

#AKSKSND HELP #yeah thats me <3

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New battle claws

#guardians of ga'hoole

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#dc comics

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this guy just can’t stop animorphing into mobs

#mcyt #hermitcraft

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part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#mcyt #secret life #THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT

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i say if you’re gonna have the mysterious entities speak in rhyme you might as well commit (EDIT: part 2!)

(posting an unprecedented Part 1 of At Least 3 bc i actually have the entire script and most of the storyboarding for this done already)

#mcyt #secret life #OOOOH THIS IS SICK

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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

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Pop Culture Apocalypse – The modern ruins of Filip Hodas

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okay.

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Rats smp warrior cats au part one??

#mcyt #rats smp #SCOTT IS SO FLUFFY AAA