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Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

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#pretty

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#recipes

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

#pokemon

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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD

#pokemon

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I literally cannot breathe omfg

#ha

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i’m someone who cries easily and often. over movies, music, video games, books, to emotionally regulate, etc. point is i cry a lot so people who know me well generally don’t worry if I shed a few tears but that didn’t prepare for me for my roommate to tell me the funniest fucking thing imaginable which is that apparently when they hear me crying in my room, they listen for one cry in particular, carried on a specific key of despair, which apparently denotes genuine woe.

they said “when I hear that one, that’s when I check on you.”

like there’s one of those webpages where you can listen to every unique song some species of sparrow makes but instead it’s just my various sobs.

#mood

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How do I politely tell people that they need hobbies that don't involve the internet or activism?

Start a garden. Get into birdwatching. Join a diamond painting group. Join a book club. Learn how to embroider. Take a pottery class.

Just. Anything that doesn't involve constant arguments about theory and praxis. Interact with people who are outside of your immediate friend group. Shove your hands into some dirt. Create something just for yourself.

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super curious about something because i didn't realize it wasn't a universal thing until my partner said something about it

reblog for sample size etc

#i used to when i was younger/when my parents made it #now id prefer soy sauce or even just salt and pepper #polls

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

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i wanna try an experiment

reblog for sample size pls thx

#lol yeah #polls

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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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Autism be upon ye

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#animals #owls #birds