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strawberrylex · 7 years
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I’m about 90% sure my mother reading my texts. 5% chance she’s somehow looking at my internet history, 5% it’s all some creepy coincidence.
But how does she know to text me out of the blue that our insurance will cover birth control with no copay? That was the only question I had about it because the kind I want is expensive. I only started researching this a few days ago.
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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macbeth: Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
no fear shakespeare: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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ok but normalise going to coffee shops alone, eating dinner alone, going to the cinema alone. i’m okay & i’m not particularly sad or lonely. i feel bad that you’re feeling bad because i just happened to enjoy the company of myself today.
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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I wish I was a fun person to be around but I seem to have no personality or communication skills and that is why I have an estimated two friends
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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friend: it’s alright, it’s just a small miscommunication me, a Shakespeare nerd: that’s how people die
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown just because fleur couldnt do this bit? yes. yes he would.”
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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the funniest and best thing i’ve learned while doing research for this shakespeare project is that in the late 19th century, there was this group called the american acclimatization society and their thing was bringing european plants and animals to the u.s. so one member was this guy named eugene schieffelin and he was like obsessed with shakespeare, so he went, “hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we tracked down EVERY SPECIES OF BIRD SHAKESPEARE EVER MENTIONED and brought them ALL to America” so he rounded up like a hundred European starlings and released them in central park, and now there are upwards of 200 million starlings in North America and they cause around $1 billion worth of damage to crops every year, all because shakespeare mentioned them exactly ONCE in Henry IV part 1
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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Kill the idea that every tattoo needs a meaning
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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me, in the middle of reading five books: you know what would be great? starting another book.
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strawberrylex · 7 years
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to anyone enduring a depressive episode: it’s ok. you’re not being lazy or selfish. your productivity doesn’t define or devalue you. you’re coping. you’re doing the best you can, and that’s ok!
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When men say “take your girl swimming on the first date” but they don’t know about powder and setting spray
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"I knew what she'd endured to get herself here, what emotional contortions she'd put herself through to face what she'd most feared. She'd never done that before, turned and faced the beast instead of dodging and bolting. I crossed through the silence and, ignoring our parents' stares at my back, hugged my sister."
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