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appreciate the crispy fluffiness of my handmade gluten free rough puff pastry 😤

#recipes

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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

#i love going ham in the library and grabbing things that spark even mild interest

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#hells yeah

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Me and Andrea walking out of Wicked Little Letters:

Andrea: Is it weird that I sort of ship Officer Moss and the pig la- Me: ME TOO!!!

#wicked little letters #very cute movie that does manage some good nuance as well #i like that the movie never underplays how much prison would ruin rose's life

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#hells yeah

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#recipe

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@thischarmingand Our boy is the wettest groomer, I swear >_<

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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#a whole-ass mood

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DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.

SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST

#hells yeah i love comments on old fic #some day i may finish that downton abbey fic #probably not but maybe some day!

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#flying hedgehogs of doom!

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It's four months before Jamie’s little brother has the misfortune to meet James Tartt Sr.

#ted lasso #fic #jamie tartt #the sequel to my 'jamie gets a baby brother' fic

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my favorite dune posts ever