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Jaune:… well ok well there is also a captain D’s-.

Yang bursting through the door: CAPTAIN DEEZ NUTS HAA GOTTEM.

Blake and Jaune look at their broken door and back to yang:… your paying for that.

Jaune: What do you feel like having for dinner tonight?

Blake: Seafood.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Right. *Checks scroll*

Jaune: Our regular place is closed... but there's a Long John Silver-

Blake: DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Blake: THEY SERVE NO SEAFOOD, ONLY FRIED FOOD POISONING!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby knightshade

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Pyrrha: ok I need to scoot past you to save Jaune from the big fish grim would you move please?

‪King of fish fanus: sure!

‪King of fish fanus: Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬ Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep Bweep‬.

Pyrrha:HOLY MONTY HOW THE FUCK DID IT TAKE YOU 30 MINUTES TO MOVE 10 FEET!!!!

#jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #loz oot #rwby #why was king zora so fucking slow?

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Listen

The dragon of dojima would totally be a rwby fan.

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Hey everyone if you can please go donate to this cause

Let’s get some kids some toys.

#rwby #charity #zentreya

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In the final fight against Salem in vacuo that happened to be televised to the rest of the world

Jaune: buy me some time I have an idea.

Ruby: most I can do is buy one minute.

Jaune: it will have to do!

Jaune ripping his shirt off and raising his hands: THIRSTY MILFS OF THE WORLD LEND ME YOUR ENERGY.

Salem + rwbynroe+ cinder:????

Suddenly a huge ball of energy hard to form aboveJaune.

Jaune: WHOA ITS HERE! TAKE THIS!

Proceeds to eradicate both Salem, and cinder from the face of remnant.

Weiss:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Nora: that was the energy of all milfs in the world.

Jaune: let’s call it the milf bomb.

Ruby: so what now?

Jaune: pizza?

Everyone: yeah, sure I can go for a pizza now.

That’s it that’s the post

#jaune arc #rwby #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #rwby weiss schnee #sprit bomb #dbz reference

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Sweeping the Kitchen

Emerald: Didn't I tell you to sweep the kitchen?

Nora: I thought you said the boys would do it?

*Jaune, Ren, and Oscar busting through the kitchen windows in SWAT gear*

Jaune: EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!

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Jaune:twitter.com

(Also made me think of this)

Jaune: Someone uploaded some naked photos of me on the internet!!

Weiss: How disgusting!! Where did they upload them?

#Youtube

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Jaune: Pyrrha I’d love to date you but there is something you need to do for.

Pyrrha:and that is?

Jaune: YOU MUST DEFEAT MY SEVEN OVER PROTECTIVE SISTERS!

#jaune arc #rwby #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha nikos #arkos #scott pilgrim

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Your month = your video game waifu, who'd you get?

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Jaune holding a picture:Like this

Jaune: *still disappointed six hours after visiting the aquarium*

Weiss: What did you think a tiger shark was?

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winter:THE GENERAL WANTED TO SEE IF HE CAN MAKE A VARIANT THAT CAN AFFECT GIRM AS A WEAPON AGAINST SALEM! BUT HE ALSO JUST MADE US GET COVID AS WELL!

Jaune: OKAY I GET IT! WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?

Winter: I DONT KNOW!

Jaune: Is something burning?

Winter, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Jaune: Winter , the toaster is literally on fire.

Winter: Oh gods! Quick, grab that-

Jaune, already grabbed the CO2 Fire Extinguisher and already put the fire out: How can’t you smell the smoke?!

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Jaune: You know what? Fine! Have her! WE'RE DONE!

Ruby: We're not done! MOMMY ISN'T DONE SPEAKING TO YOU!

Yang: (Wheezes)

Ruby: YOU WILL COME BACK HERE! MOMMY DEMANDS YOU TO COME BACK!

Blake: Dude...

Jaune: Y... You sai-

Ruby: COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE MOMMY IS GONNA GET REALLY UPSET!

Weiss: This can't be real.

Jaune: Y-You're so scary! You promised me you wouldn't yell!

Ruby: (Sighs) I'm sorry! I don't mean to do that, Pookie Bear. But it's just...

Ren: Oh god...

Ruby: Sometimes you make Mommy so angry, that...

Jaune: I'm sorry! You just scare me sometimes...

Nora: Is it wrong that I find this hot?

Pyrrha: I was going to ask you the same thing.

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Winter: I HAD COVID LEAVE ME ALONE!

Jaune: Is something burning?

Winter, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Jaune: Winter , the toaster is literally on fire.

Winter: Oh gods! Quick, grab that-

Jaune, already grabbed the CO2 Fire Extinguisher and already put the fire out: How can’t you smell the smoke?!

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Jaune arc professional pep talker

Penny: I’m having trouble coming to terms with being a machine.

Jaune: Okay. You’re a glowing green gynoid. How is not the coolest shit?!

Penny: Oh fuck yeah you right.

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Headcannon Jaune likes making pasta for his team.

That’s it.

#jaune arc #rwby #pasta

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Sometimes that’s all you need.

Jaune: Thank you for fixing all of my trauma.

Pyrrha: I literally just let you be little spoon.

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*In a different dimension*

Salem: Alright, Arc. I literally have you in a different dimension their is no one to save you now from the torment I will instill on you!

Jaune: Oh no please have mercy!

Salem: Yes, where Cinder failed, I have succeeded! Prepare yourself it's going to hurt...a lot.

Jaune: Please, before you torment me, take out my scroll and let me show you something.

Salem: Ha, it doesn't matter, I have full command of this dimension, so I'll humor you.

Salem reaches into Jaune's pocket and pulls out his scroll, she puts said scroll in front of him, and using his nose, he opens up his photo gallery and clicks on a picture before pulling back as Salem looks at the photo.

Salem: What am I looking at Arc?

It was a photo of some ducks in the back of a police car that Nora and Ren were driving.

Salem: Why do you have ducks in the back of a cop car!? Is this some kind of game!?

Jaune: no ma'am we don't take selling drugs on our streets lightly.

Salem: Drugs? What drugs their ducks!

Jaune: They were selling Quack!

Salem: ...

Jaune: ...

Salem: You're so going to -

Suddenly, the ground started to shake and quake as the sky began to grow dark before suddenly

Salem: What the hell is going on!

Jaune just smiled.

???: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Salem: Who is that! Who could possibly be that STRONG!?

Like a comet or meteor, one Yang Xiao Long crash landed successfully in front of Salem.

Giving a thumbs up after eating rocks, Yang stood up at the gawking Salem before going to reclaim her boyfriend but not before giving her the finger before shooting off back to home with her Jaune in a bridal carry.

Salem: I-i-wh-what?

Back in Remnant.

Weiss: SHE TORE OPEN A WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Nora: Tore open the fabric of our dimension, no biggie.

Blake: I'm surprised you didn't go after her Ruby.

Ruby: I'll let Yang win this round...