Thinking about sitting on that old man's lap and kissing his nose and rubbing his laugh lines with my thumbs and admiring his crows feet as his eyes close and running my fingers through his hair and feeling his hands on my love handles and and and
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in my *shuffles deck* O.gden Wernstrom kisser era
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Good news, everyone. Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas to Sicily 8, the mob planet.
FUTURAMA
1.09 - Hell Is Other Robots
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FINE FINE FINE, HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE LIST, WAUGH
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shoutout to selfshippers who depend on their f/o. who can't ship them with others because it hurts to imagine them having another partner.
shoutout to the selfshippers who are touch starved or lonely, who can't bring themself to love anyone like they love their f/o. who rarely ever (or never) crush on others because their love for their f/o is too strong.
shoutout to those who print out pictures of their f/o, have them as their wallpaper, imagine them next to you, draw and write about them. who treat them like an irl partner.
shoutout to selfshippers who don't just like their f/o because they're "your type," or they're attractive. shoutout to the selfshippers who have a deeper connection with them than that.
shoutout to the selfshippers with many f/os, and the ones who only have one or two.
shoutout to the selfshippers who kin characters from their f/o's source material, even if it creates some weird rarepairs. (i've been there.)
shoutout to the selfshippers who hate what happened to their f/o in their source material, and to those who love every direction it went.
shoutout to selfshippers with quote unquote "weird," f/os, or nonhuman ones. shoutout to selfshippers who are open about that fact, or who are nervous to tell others about it, even other selfshippers.
shoutout to ALL selfshippers.
you're great.
and remember, no matter who you are, if you fit all these boxes or not, your f/o(s) love you very much!
(PRO//SHIPPERS DNI, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU)
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being the reason a grumpy f/o can’t help but smile, even if it’s just a little bit <3
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Imagine your romantic!f/o always having their hand on your thigh when you’re in the car together. You look at them, smiling at each other and they give you a little squeeze.
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continuing on with my adult cartoon bullshit
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