Spencer Reid: *shouting into the void, asking for just one good thing to happen to him*
The void:
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forensic files narrator: … and he left his finger prints on the door knob…
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
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Person: you’re an author?
Me laying in bed, eating a bag of chips, and watching netflix: sometimes.
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i like when ppl reblog posts “so&so just did this by taking adderall” and its usually an amazing or wild feat and i just gotta say, as someone with adhd. this is why my insurance doesnt cover adderall. this is why adderall is classified as a narcotic in my state. im glad yall are havin fun abusing meds i need to live. hope it was worth it.
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i made this instead of writing
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Luke: It’s a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Tara!
Tara: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
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