Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
An updated design for Monster X from Godzilla: Final Wars (2004). Artist unknown.
I like this a whole lot better than the original design. This would be a terrific adversary for Godzilla, especially if they make him an undead/zombified sort of kaiju.