#& I think that’d be especially applicable to word games since she’s a writer

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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 29

Arthur: The one time I ignored Dutch’s advice, nothing went right for me.

Arthur: But when does anything go right for me anyway?

John: Beer me!

Arthur: What?

John: Hand me that water. I always say, “Beer me.” Gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.

Arthur: Lord, beer me strength.

Molly: I can’t do this. I’m leaving you.

Dutch: Not if I leave you first!

Molly:

Molly: This is your gang!

Tilly: Girls, is it gay to be a lesbian? Is it gay to raw a woman until she forgets her own name? Is that gay?

Dutch: Okay, here’s the plan. Arthur comes out of our hiding place to face the Pinkertons -

Arthur: I like it.

Dutch: - and we use Arthur as the human sacrifice.

Arthur: I like it.

Little John: Dad, why are there tides?

Young Dutch: *panicking* The moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it.

Dutch: Why are you wearing that scarf?

John: Why are you dressed like a gay sugar baby?

Dutch: . . . Okay.

Sean: I will put my A down to make “A”.

Karen: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.

Tilly: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.

Lenny: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.

Mary-Beth: *flips the board*

Charles: Remember, murder isn’t the answer.

Arthur: ‘Course not, it’s a question.

Sadie: And the answer is yes.

Dutch: I’m no sociopath. I always know that what I’m doing is wrong.

#I headcanon Tilly as bi w/ a general preference for women but the word lesbian used to refer to any woman who would fuck other women so #I actually had Karen marked as the 1 flipping the board but I changed it to be Mary-Beth bc there’s audio of her being a sore loser #& I think that’d be especially applicable to word games since she’s a writer #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #reddeadredemption2 #reddead #arthur morgan #john marston #molly o’shea #dutch van der linde #tilly jackson #little john marston #young dutch van der linde #sean macguire #karen jones #lenny summers #mary beth gaskill #charles smith #sadie adler #vandershea #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect quotes