A Helpful Blog Guide
(By yours truly, the Narrator)
If this seems familiar to you, you probably know about HLVRV. In fact, I was inspired by those daring Admins- I have found my own six candidates to help heal.
Consequently, there are no admins here. I am your main operator, narrator, and host. You may call me the Narrator. My signature color is yellow.
These candidates will be listed in order of how much help is needed, from least to most.
Protagonist No. 1
Nickname: Madden
Classification: The Immortal
AU title: HLVR17776 (Half-Life VR but it's 17776)
Name: Gordon M. Freeman
Signature color: Orange
Found predicament: In a strange universe where nobody dies, ages, or gets injured anymore, a job at Black Mesa would be considered a source of entertainment more than anything. Coincidentally, this version of Black Mesa also exists on the Moon, and defeating the big boss has knocked the whole Science Team into deep space. Though Madden here is kind of a control group, too much time alone will drive all of them insane. Definitely not the most pressing one.
Protagonist No. 2
Nickname: Ozzy
Classification: The Artist
AU Title: HLVRSI (Half-Life VR but the Self-Insert is Self Aware)
Name: Oswald Freeman
Signature color: Cyan
Found predicament: In this universe, on the day of the test, Gordon Freeman got sick, leading his niece to commit identity theft and sneak in on his behalf. Objectively, the ending turned out better than it originally was planned to- Ozzy got along quite well with all of the Science Team, even Benrey, but therein lies the rub- they're all trapped on Xen by G-man, who refuses to let them go until Benrey is defeated. Similar situation to Madden. Not the most pressing either.
Protagonist No. 3
Nickname: Game
Classification: The Objective
AU title: HLVROS (Half-Life VR but the Object Shows are Self Aware)
Name: Controlly Freeman
Signature color: Green
Found predicament: Intersecting universe between the Half-Life and Object Show multiverses. Controlly here is a mix of the original Controlly and Gordon; everyone in this universe is similar. Given that Controlly is much worse at anger management that canon Gordon was, and Gold Ingot is more annoying... things don't bode well. Currently stuck in a rut where he doesn't know why Gold Ingot hates him, and is stuck on Xen until he can beat him. Last of the least pressing protagonists.
Protagonist No. 4
Nickname: Hal
Classification: The Rogue
AU title: HLVR-AISwap (Half-Life VR but the AI Role is Swapped)
Name: Gordon Freeman
Signature color: Dark blue (there is no dark blue on Tumblr, sorry.)
Found predicament: This universe is also a sort of swapped one, though it's quite different from the previous Swap's. Here, Gordon is the only self-aware AI, and Benrey, Bubby, Coomer, Darnold, and Tommy are all players. Gordon doesn't believe he's being perceived as real, given that Benrey is trying to deny feelings for him, and Bubby never takes things seriously, so he is currently trapping everyone in the game and trying to force them to see him as real. Less urgent than the last two in the fact that he can't die, but he definitely needs help.
Protagonist No. 5
Nickname: Joshie
Classification: The Searcher
AU title: HLVRTL (Half-Life VR but the Time Loop is Self Aware)
Name: Joshua Freeman
Signature color: Purple
Found predicament: A complicated universe, set in a timeloop state. Gordon has run through Black Mesa a multitude of times, and in the same timeline that Benrey decides to lash back at Gordon and make him watch as Benrey destroys the timeline, Joshua decides to follow his father into the facility, worried at his tired state. Joshua went through most of Black Mesa running and hiding, only meeting the Science Team halfway, and now he faces his father being used as a puppet by a vengeful AI. Definitely going to need help with this one.
Protagonist No. 6
Nickname: Markiman, Freeman
Classification: The Ego
AU title: HLVRYT (Half-Life VR but the YouTubers are Self Aware)
Name: Mark I. Freeman
Signature color: Red
Found predicament: Universe where Markiplier made HLVRAI instead of Wayneradiotv. Interconnected with the Markiplier egos, where Darkiplier finds Freeman and decides he's worth trying to recruit to his cause. Unfortunately, that means he has been trying to do that by any means possible, and Mark is loyal to his team. Darkiplier takes control of G-man and replaces him, removes the Science Team, even Benrey, and makes G-man the final boss. Before he was grabbed, Mark was just about to give in, due to lost hope and being completely unable to beat G-man and Darkiplier on his own. Either do last or first. Urgent.
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So uhh, still not sure if this will be canon in SHOS or not but uh
Gold Ingot: ‘ugh... why him??’
Gold Ingot: ‘he’d hate me if I told him...’
So look, I may be CRINGE you guys, but I am FREE
Odd pairing of the century, these two don’t even know each other canonically since they are literally from separate shows
Dude the trope is legit “Man that loves currency” x “Currency” LMAO
Anyways, I am going to go work on SHOS or something
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