#🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

Any child around Eren is SAFE. It just comes to him to automatically keep his eyes on the kid whose mother stepped away for a second and he’s so gentle with them, talking with them about the foolish little nothings floating from their tiny lips, playing embarrassing little games in hopes that he can do his part to make their childhood magical, sneaking little pieces of candy to them because why not? Eren’s big on physical affection but he makes it a point to explicitly ask for permission to give them a big warm hug and if they say no, it’s no biggie because Eren respects the autonomy of children.

#eren love dem kids #he gonna be a good deddy #maybe I work at a daycare you’ll never know #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren headcanons #eren aot #🪞.dremesvanity #eren brainrot

[ohayopoko]

Eren grows to love the song “Boom Bye Bye” by Buju Banton after hearing his Caribbean s/o play it and he’s so offended at first but S/o has to explain that she’s playing it because it slaps, not because she supports murdering all gay people lmfaoaooo

#IMAGINE LMFAOAOA #ZONT tell Eren NAWTHING abt queer rights #Eren for lgbtq #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #🪞.dremesvanity #eren jaeger #eren headcanons #eren fluff #eren x black reader #eren x black girl #eren x blackfem #erenxblackfem #Caribbean!Reader #black s/o #Caribbean s/o

[ohayopoko]

Feel 100% free to ignore- but

How big do u think Eren’s dick is?

I’m gonna say somewhere between 7-8 inches😏

I also think his tip is like, a flushed purple-ish color and his shaft isn’t tan like the rest of his skin, maybe it’s just a shade darker than his skin tone and yk baby boy got veinssssss fo days

Bonus: da nigga got big bawls and dey sensitive too

#eren thirst #eren headcanons #eren jaeger #eren yeager #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

Rewatching AOT and listening to all OST’s after going through traumatic shit>>>>>>>

#if Eren and the gang can do it I can too #it helps me feel strong #aot helped me get through mad shit #🪞.dremesvanity #Eren jaeger #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #eren yeager

[ohayopoko]

U left us fa dead😕 on all actually though how has life been for uuu💕💕

No bby I was grinding and suffering mad hard to get into this apartment I’m so happy I finally made it! Life has been hard but it’s starting to look up for me! I’m looking forward to writing again the most tho!

#plz I felt so horrible for just leaving but I had to FOCUS #I feel like everyone forgot about me but that’s okay too ;( #I’m happy to be back #once I get settled in my apartment I’ll start writing again #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

What’s crazy is ppl saying I’m too old to be writing smut like erotica has a age limit? Like erotica is something only minors are allowed to partake and indulge in???

I’ve been getting a lot of hate comments on Wattpad these past few months and I’m just over those snot nosed virgin vanilla ass middle schoolers on that app🥱

#like I literally avoid Wattpad and this is why lol #just wanted to talk abt it cuz I’m #annoyed asf #🪞.dremesvanity #dremesmakuproom #wattpad

[ohayopoko]

whoever that white savior is, they’re clearly mad cause eren would 1000% without a doubt go with a black girl 😭😭 anyways, im in love with your writing, boo 🫶🏾🫶🏾

They mad cause Eren know what to do wit allat, Eren, a unapologetic Eldian king, know what to do wit the black girls and they mad😂

#i know girl I know Eren be handling Black Y/n😩 #🪞.dremesvanity #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren x black reader #erenxblackfem #eren jaeger x black reader #erenxblackgirl #eren jaeger x black girl

[ohayopoko]

Guys I’m scared I won’t have the sauce anymore, that my writing won’t bang like it used to. A lot of stuff happened to me the past year I grew a lot as a person. Im excited to pick up the pen again I just hope it’s good.

#plz don’t laugh at me I’m serious guys #haven’t wrote for so long #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

Oh on the cheating story you make Eren use aave a lot and you also overuse the aave in general and it comes across as kinda cringey. Kinda like those nonblack kids trying to use it on tiktok idk how you managed to make it sound so unnatural but you did.

The story SURROUNDING Eren IS written with Aave BECAUSE the fic is centered around him and a black woman, but I never use AAVE for Eren’s dialogue.

Do urself a favor and stay anonymous so I don’t chew your ass up and shit you out. 💕

#fuck is you talkin abt #like I don’t know what the fuck I wrote and what I didn’t write #🪞.dremesvanity #eren jaeger x black girl #eren x black!reader #erenxblackfem #eren jaeger #eren yeager #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin

[ohayopoko]

Are you going to start back making any more fanfics or finishing the match season? 🧍🏾‍♀️

YES!

#HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAA #that’s all I been thinking about while I get this apartment together girl #gotta get the led lights and the Za first #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

If you wanna pretend you didn’t read the message cause I clocked you then say that LMAOO but don’t try to act like you got better things to do other than this cause you know you don’t :/

You’re 19 and post nfsw shi about a yt boy that speaks aave. You’ve got time to respond lol I’m not wasting any of your time 😩

I’m still not gonna read this but imma let everybody else clown you in the comments☠️☠️

Maybe I’ll take you seriously when you come correct and direct OFF of anon😘

#act a donkey on this bitch yall😂😂 #🪞.dremesvanity #eren x black reader #Erenxblackfem #eren jaeger x black girl #eren jaeger x black reader

[ohayopoko]

Public Service Announcement

There might be some people saying I knowingly and willingly discussed Eren thirst with a minor but the truth is I didn’t know they were a minor until a user informed me of their age and threatened me with “the authorities”.

I know that in my blog rules it is stated that minors can read/interact with my blog but due to this situation and certain people blowing a simple mistake out of proportion I’m asking that minors DO NOT interact with me because I have no time to deal with tumblr drama, real life is happening for me right now and I need to be focused.

My content is still and will always be available for everyone to read. Once I overcome my hardships I will be back on tumblr and maybe then I will reconsider but until then,

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

#because I really don’t have time for the idiots who wanna play in my inbox #with much love💕 #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

Well here’s another question, why do you struggle so much to use aave? How do you as a black person use it incorrectly? And you only seem to use it when you try and make a character seem aggressive or when they wanna be sensual like you do know it doesn’t just go away and come back at certain times? I’m just saying I’m so skeptical cause you seem like someone who is more so pretending to be black but hey lol go off

Okay imma keep it a buck w you, I didn’t read your little essay and I never will because a bitch who’s too pussy to come up off of anon and be direct could never shake me, big body, big benz, good pussy goodup goodup Dreme😘💕

ALSO a bitch who read through my whole blog just to TRY to criticize me through anon sounds like a follower who WISHES they could write the smut that I do, a follower who wishes they could make the girlies horny like I do but NEVER willlll🥳

#girl bye who’s reading allat #Lmfaoaoa can’t believe anon thought they was shaking shit☠️☠️ #anon prolly mad asf😂 #anyways yall I got my braces off #🪞.dremesvanity #eren x black girl #erenxblackreader #erenxblackfem #eren jaeger x black girl #eren jaeger x black reader

[ohayopoko]

I’ve created a housewarming list if anybody would like to help me furnish my apartment! REMEMBER there’s absolutely no pressure to buy anything and I’m always grateful for any and all generosity afforded!

#no pressure! #it’s worth a shot asking tho? #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

Thinking of making a match fanart 🎨 👀

GO FOR IT! MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A ART FIGHT😍😍😍

also look at some fanart i doodled for DV u guys 😁

#match fanart #I’ve never been in a art fight before I hear they’re fun! #these are my OC’s in deviant Reality #I’m still getting better at art #i draw instead of write now #🪞.dremesvanity

[ohayopoko]

All this talk about aave and I’m still feening over a fic! I got your post notifications on so every time you post something I’m thinking it’s a fic and it’s actually dumbass anons. When you gonna give us another part?? 😩

Honestly I haven’t picked up my laptop in months… I wanna write but I’m scared I won’t have the sauce anymore.

GOOD things are coming for me in these next few months and I promise when I’m in that mental and physical space where I can write again I’m coming for you guys, all of you I haven’t forgotten match I haven’t forgotten DV or the African princess story. I guess I just need some more time if you can spare it.

#I’m being so honest right now you guys #but I don’t wanna put all my business out there because people are mean #🪞.dremesvanity #psa #dremewrites #match 7 #dv2 #tkttk