great news everyone! the lost song "Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)" has been discovered in its entirety!
it is from a 1986 porno, and the 17 "found" seconds that went viral were the only parts that didn't have loud moaning!
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I LOVE YOU
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
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s10e05, oxygen // s11e07, kerblam!
lol. lmao even
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Forever thinking about how Nora said Neil is cute and Kevin is handsome through careful grooming... It feels like there's a subtle implication there that Kevin has to put more effort into his appearance to look more attractive than Neil and this cagey mess over here is just Naturally Cute.
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every time I get better at art instead of using it to grow my followers by drawing more popular stuff I start self sabotaging by wanting to only draw really specific kinda terrible things instead. Keeps my soul balanced in the divine flow of the universe I think
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FUCKING GETCH OU
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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she said hi sorry do you mind if i give birth in your boat real quick
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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away
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well maybe you should figure that out before reposting someone elses artwork
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