#-1 is amused lmao

[ruubesz-draws]

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

(He's trying his best, leave him alone!)

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla minus one #shin godzilla #godzilla ultima #godzilla earth #math problems #ugh I feel you Shin #don't @ him ya'll #he's trying his best #and technically he's not entirely incorrect #like ehat Earth said: #i guess #thos other Gojis being bros #tryna help Shin lol #-1 is amused lmao #Earth just accepts it lol #do not repost #my art #also... Anguirus was here!

[englishboylover]

i love it when the drivers be like 🧍‍♂️

#the look so silly #it's amusing #lmao #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #lewis hamilton #f1 memes #formula 1 memes

[illmoraineakoi]

Headcanon that Ghost keeps saving Zote throughout the game because he looks REALLY similar to a Vessel and Ghost is just like “…Close enough. You’re welcome, Sibling.”

#It doesn’t matter if Zote is really a Vessel or not #He’s a Sibling in Ghost’s heart #He’s the Sibling Ghost wants to punch in the face and throw back into the Venegfly nest for a while #bc he is an Insufferable Ass #but he is a Sibling nonetheless #Hornet is Not Amused #Hollow thinks Zote is hilarious #Like ‘Sure Little Sibling U killed that vengefly king and beat Colo 1 ur such a good warrior.’ #It becomes less amusing when the Precepts hit a little too close to home for them #And Hollow actually starts to question if Zote is legitimately a Vessel bc they can’t tell #And Ghost won’t say either way #And Hornet is only 90% sure he’s not LMAO #Hollow Knight #HK Zote the mighty #hk ghost #Also headcanon that Zote absorbed all the arrogance and idiocy in the egg so there was none to go around for the rest of them #Thank u Zote for taking that L for us

[smokingtomas]

(((69 votes))) 👀👀😏😏

#shit we really are thirsty for tomas #i mean ahem #the number represents one of the things I'd do to him but #just me? #ok #judge me i dare u #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #smoke #tomas vrbada #such a middle school joke but this totally amused me lmao #grow up mads

[hypixelskyblockquotes]

#no clue any context lol just had 1 min and was doin tiny dancer #im very amused i asked if i know them no response i find this hilarious . hello #looked on skycrypt baffled . they have 120 health and api off lol #IM JUST SO LOST WHO ARE YOU WAS THAT WORTH IT?? WHO ARE YOU??? i find it incredibly funny that some random person decided theyare full of #hate and mildly inconvenienced me in such a silly way . hi? hello? #<- submission tags #99% of people you meet with a black plus do not deserve human rights lmao #also i cant even load their skycrypt profiles what is up with them 😭 #die mad i guess idk man. it's block game

[overobsessedfanboy23]

I finished watching Sevens for the first time in sub on November 29th 2022.

It is now exactly a year later, November 29th 2023 and I am, coincidentally, watching the last few episodes of the Sevens dub tonight.

I swear I didn't plan that.

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh sevens #ygo sevens #sevens #this isn't the first time something like this has happened with YGO for me #the first time I watched GX #season 1 of Loki was also coming out #and my recent GX rewatch ended up coinciding with Loki season 2 coming out #I didn't watch season 2 of Loki like I did season 1 #cuz S1 of Loki made me leave the MCU fandom #kind of in favour of YGO cuz GX was so much better lmao #so for the second season of it to air during my GX rewatch kinda amused me #in a “It's two years later and look which fandom won” kind of way #anyways my point is maybe heart of the cards is real after all-

[sentimental-sil]

so how come no one told me that Dune's plotline is just a significantly better more well-developed version of Tatooine star wars.

#this is everything i have ever wanted sw to be wow 🥹 #(dune fans don't attack me lmao this post and tag are an extreme over-simplification of my opinions for amusement value.) #anyway i am halfway through Dune part one and am loving it <3 #dune #dune part 1

[g0thics]

OBJECT OF OBSESSION.

as a child, danny's entire identity was constructed by his father, to imitate his father's. as an extreme (partly subconscious) act of rebellion, and ultimately because danny felt that there was no other rational option, he killed him. it was his first premeditated murder. his first "design". but daniel johnson senior was a tough son of a bitch. danny was younger, faster, trained to be lethal in every sense of the word. it did not matter. daniel had more experience. he was meaner. daniel was not shocked, when danny finally initiated his plan to murder him. "finally got it in you, huh, danny boy?" — "is that all you got, maggot?" — "can't even sneak up on an old man?" admittedly, it was a violently emotional act. a crime of passion. the first time danny had ever felt any real passion, at all. his father's mocking words stirred an anger inside him, opened the proverbial floodgates of every feeling danny had compartmentalized and internalized. danny beat his father to death, bludgeoning daniel's head into the ground until it was just meat and mush. and daniel was still mocking him, still laughing at him, as the blood obscured his face. until there was no face at all. just a gaping hole. finally, danny's horror story was over. finally, he made the horror stop. and, consequently, the ghostface’s horror story began. danny, and by extension his persona as jed olson, now exists to facilitate the ghostface's long and complex story. a perfect design. a more perfect truth. a more perfect version of themself. danny is obsessed with control, because he had no control of his life as the child of a murdering fascist. the ghostface is an ideal. a personal ideology, poisoned by his father's ideologies. better than flawed, emotional, human danny johnson. he is, first and foremost, obsessed with the ghostface. but danny will always have his personal obsessions, tempted by his human parts; envy. loneliness. love. yearning. validation. rage. rage. rage. danny can become obsessed with people he feels "empathetic" towards, or else he imagines and fantasizes that there is a connection between himself and the object of obsession. he may view them as a friend, or rival, or lover (or varying combinations of these relationship-forms; fundamentally seeking a complimentary companion, overall). completely removed from the machinations of the ghostface and their brutal, solitary designs. completely danny. a liability to the ghostface—  which danny eventually, inevitably kills (or, the rare alternative: the obsession kills him, by design, forfeiting his existence for theirs. because someone has to die. and he enjoys being morbidly poetic).

#character: danny. #hc. #i can see danny prioritizing his life around the ghostface's designs. every choice he makes is ultimately for the ghostface; #no real passion for 'civilian' life; apathetic to coworkers & careers & society; his engagement with these things are a means to an end #he will forget to eat and sleep etc. to make sure the designs are perfect; he is a freelancer so he can have TIME for these designs #then suddenly he has Feelings for someone & goes full dumb simp mode! he is not rational. he's awkward & CRINGE! #danny becomes enthralled with one (1) person and IMMEDIATELY devises a plan to fumble that fucking bag hard LMAO #it amuses me always my lil boyfailure my poor guyloser #gore cw #murder cw

[prussianmemes]

i think there's nothing funnier on this site than the fact that whenever you suddenly decide to break standard posting procedures and reblog a bunch of posts from some show or other media you just finished, your activity log will just suddenly be deafeningly silent LMAO.

#like with 5k followers there are at least several people interacting with every single reblog or even random 1 note posts #but like for example the barry stuff i reblogged after the finale #scrolling through activity log #not a SINGLE follower even blind liked a single post #i just think its hilarious because it's like 'jazz music stops' #even the most tangential meaningless post will get an accidental like #but unrelated random fandom things are just immaculately clean #i will do this again in several weeks #and it will be just as amusing to see the deafening silence again lmao #txt

[midnight-els]

my friend told me it was really important to her that everyone was getting a +1 to her wedding but my invite doesn't have one so apparently I'm just so chronically, haplessly single that it's assumed I won't use it lmao thx 💀

#like I wasn't going to use it BUT #being generous she maybe just changed her mind on that policy #but all of the reasons she said it was important (travel costs/middle of nowhere/not knowning anyone) are actually very relevant to me #I could have brought a platonic date!!! society is so goddamned romance centred #I only know 3 other guests and 2 of them are a couple and the 3rd will be bringing their partner so catch me 3rd wheeling all night #I am not actually upset I am just amused #trying really hard not to have opinions on how other people plan their weddings BUT #some things about this one make me concerned and this +1 thing is the least of them #I organise a lot of big events and grew up in a house with parents in a wedding planning related field okay #good for you if you're still reading this lmao #blog blog

[spring-lxcked]

popping in for a lore drop which is just that william having been a Young English Man in america when english bands and such were getting so popular influenced him a ton. like, he's a guy who would have learned a fake american accent but didn't because ppl tend to like his accent. this is a guy who will do something extremely stereotypically english and you have to guess whether it was intentional ( either to be charming or funny ) or Real. 50/50 chance.

#—— ✧ ooc » #˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons ) #he'll feed into jokes to be funny and later you'll find out it was only 1/2 a joke #anyway i've already talked abt english rock bands feeding his fashion style in his 20s/early 30s but like. yeah. #oh he's so fake but in such a funny way #he follows trends but not really he wants to fit in enough to be accepted by society but stick out enough to be Special #so he adapts to americanisms that he deems 'necessary' & then leans HEAVILY into the british side of things otherwise #so long as it's stuff ppl view as charming or amusing #he wears clothes that are trendy but JUST beyond what your average person would wear #pushes the limits but never enough to actually be himself & then silently resents when other ppl can live as truly themselves #( and also doesn't recognize this resentment ) #thinks everybody else is faking it too & then finds out that sb isn't & is like. mad but doesn't know abt what LMAO #which i do think is part of what makes his and jayne's relationship SO funny #jayne is the most authentic person he knows & like. he doesn't resent her but he envies her sort of?? #and like................. KIND OF knows it? but also would deny it to the grave #ANYWAY HI i haven't been here because of Pain but give me like. maybe one more day & i'll prob be feeling better

[trollbreak]

*shaking myself by the shoulders* not ALL of your characters can be men women both and neither!! Someone’s gotta have a typical gender around here!!! This one was supposed to be cis even!!!!

#this is all in jest btw #not like untrue more like. I think it’s amusing #HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CIS MAN #WHYS HE VIBING WITH LIKE. LADY AS A TERM #HES LIKE yeah I’m a lady ;P but am I a pretty lady ;3 #BILL CALLS HIM PRETTYBOY AND HE GOES ehe do u meeean it? #this dude is. I love him he’s so dumb he said hm gender? uh that’s not my problem #I said ‘hey man ur cis’ and he said ‘huh’ and then stopped listening #love that for him #rip me trying to gnc characters. I’m too nonbinary it’s like 1% of them that don’t end up nonbinary by association lmao #like idek if I’ve got any cis bitches anymore beyond corpus lol #…..insert joke here about token cis man #I was gonna say straight cis but um. that man’s greyro and greyace. and um. pan when he does get attractions? they’re rare but still #good lorf is that really it lmao #um. as a silly lil birthday present u should name one of my guys that u think is cis bc I’m curious and also don’t have the patience to go #through them one by one rn lol

[theseancekid]

i am, however, still out here thinking about klaus' g.ood o.mens verse

#i think it would be incredibly funny if instead of trying to keep tabs on a kid #crowley and aziraphale have to keep up with this absolute shitshow of an ex-super hero LMAO #the reason klaus has died and come back so many times is because 1 exhausted angel #and 1 incredibly amused demon have to keep resurrecting his dumb ass #klaus is born to save the world but God hates him and she's about to make it everyone's problem

[beastcpu]

Tiktok punks are like punk is not dead punk is the friends we made along the way

#punk is just an aesthetic right #i just think it's so funny to see like #people wearing jackets saying punk is not dead on tiktok #while being the same people who will get upset over literally the slightest offensive comment #also insanely amusing to see those how to be goth tutorials #and one's just like #step 1: start getting into goth music #like #tiktok is really bringing back the alt subcultures are music based thing #in the most obnoxious way #but it's so fucking funny to me #that kids these days apparently need a tutorial for how to start being alt if you wanna be a part of the community #instead of the other way around #or like #the ones that say #it's ok if your parents won't let you look alt #you're still goth/punk/alt if you like the music and ideology uwu #lmao #txt

[altruistic-meme]

accents are such a funny thing to me, or at the very least my own accent is funny. mostly because it only sometimes exists. 

see it’s like this: despite having lived in The South(tm) my entire life, i do not have a southern accent. to me it sounds like i have no accent at all, so i assume i have the Standard American Accent. it is definitely not southern though.

this makes some sense because for most of my formative speaking years, i didn’t really interact with people outside of my family much (an unfortunate result from homeschooling). and as neither of my parents are from the south, one from the north and the other who spent their formative years in the west, i just didn’t grow up with the accent. 

out of 6 of us, only 1 of my siblings DOES have a southern accent... most of the time. they are older, but not the oldest, and really we have no idea how it happened.

however, like i said, it exists sometimes for me. and this is never because i intentionally speak with a southern accent, it just sometimes comes out. 

it’s most obvious when i sing country music -- if i know a country song and start singing along to it, i will inevitably be singing with a heavy accent. 

the second most is when i am with my family -- despite most of us not having the accent, we somehow tend to bring it out of each other

also occasionally if i get really excited -- although definitely not every time, it has shown up

and then, there’s the times it shows up for 1 word -- this amuses the shit out of my friend, bc i won’t notice it and they’ll end up pointing out how southern i sounded for no reason

but mostly, there is no accent. which makes only some sense. it’s the fact that i do have a southern accent and it just only rarely shows up that’s so interesting.

#anyways im sure ive talked about this on here before but i just #i was thinking about it earlier bc i was playing country music on my way home lmao #an extremely amusing honorable mention; my mother is who grew up in the west so she has NO EXCUSE for why she gets #a VERY HEAVY southern accent when she is either 1. being overly friendly (like. professional/customer service style) #or 2. is VERY pissed off (although this also disguises itself as 1 since she gets overly friendly when very pissed sometimes) #anyway we make fun of her for it bc there is no reason for her to have a southern accent at all #shh ac

[vakta]

i've gained some weight and all my family members are inviting me on walks now???? are you fucking trying to hint me sth

#may be a coincidence #but also it may not be #they havent invited me on their walks since march #and i gain weight and suddenly they start inviting me like???? you wanted me to gain didnt you???? #so then now what you want me to lose it again or #ik i wont lose weight from 1 walk lmao #but with all that being said this behaviour is very suspicious #im not actually mad tho im rather amused like bro this is almost comical lmao