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#1dogloverinwolftrap
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Breaking bread? Or breaking beds?
Murder husbands dine together! Normally this wouldn't be a problem...maybe if they weren't evil gays! Watch them eat and snicker, they probably blast Lady gaga! How dangerous!!! How sickening...hold your loved ones closer. And your rain on me albums closer.
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abiggalehobbits · 1 month
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Imagine driving around is this ugly ahhh car. Mom type beat, or should I say paternal?
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enabler1therapist2 · 1 month
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Hello Doctor,
I have been looking for my leg for some time, if you could help me with spreading the word that would be keenly appreciated. Your medical expertise could also be of great aid.
Thank you.
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Hello Ms. Bedelisia,
I see that you are in search of your leg. You made the right choice of asking me, I have the solution to put an end to your search. You see, I personally removed it. I salted it, cooked it, and fed the lovely meal to my family. It is unfortunate you no longer have the appendage, but it served as a lovely meal. It tasted exquisite with the truffle extract with zest. I paired it with a lovely wine named Chateau Lafite 1869.
I bid you well in your one-legged promenades, I hope we can have you for dinner soon again.
Hannibal Lecter
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1dogloverinwolftrap · 1 month
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Hello,
I am looking for my leg, it has gone missing some time ago, if you have information or if you could help spread the word, thag would be great.
Thank you.
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I may or may not have seen a piece your leg in a Tupperware in the fridge...
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thebeverlykatz · 1 month
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Hello Agent Katz,
My leg has gone missing some time ago, I am looking for information in regard to it. If you could help me spread the word that would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you.
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MAN that's a bummer! I kinda had my own brush of danger with Hannibal. I had to lie low for a bit too, but I'm back! I hope you can find your leg! I wish you well in your life Ms. B, I sure as hell hope everyone who had to meet Hannibal does.
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dr-bedeliadumaurier · 1 month
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The daily need to avoid socializing with all these unstable minds is sickening at times. I am need of another glass of wine if I am going to continue seeing all this 'shit storm' as some may say, unfold.
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ilovemywifebella · 8 months
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Why do I have to be surrounded by such homosexuals like Will Graham?
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halfpricedforensic · 8 months
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I could imagine how tired your mothers must be having to give birth to a load of embeciles like you guys.
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one-armed-lass · 1 month
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If you guys are curious on what the Murder family Group chat looks like
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This …this is what it looks like. @enabler1therapist2 @1dogloverinwolftrap @abiggalehobbits
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abiggalehobbits · 1 month
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GET OFF MY LAWN!
Freddie get your scraggedly raggedly ass hoe skeleton from minecraft ass red shock red hair rumplesklitskin ahhhh self off of my property.
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1dogloverinwolftrap · 17 days
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*ring ring*
*He sighs annoyed, swiping to answer the phone.*
Will Graham. Who is it?
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abiggalehobbits · 1 month
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Hello Abigail,
I lost my leg some time, ago, I was hoping for some help in regard to finding some informations about it. If you could spread the word, that would be deeply appreciated.
Thank you.
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Hi, Ms. Bedelisia! Sorry, I have to tell you this way but- uh...we kinda ate it for dinner. It was really good- because you know...Hannibal is a good cook? Don't worry none of it went to waste..I made a really good sandwich with it. Sorry!
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Murder family and a new arrival?
It seems to be that the murder family has room to expand! New murder family member @one-armed-lass joins ranks with them? It's a bit maddening to see this especially after @enabler1therapist2 was the reason as to why she no longer has her arm! Is this a bad case of Stockholm syndrome? They even go around calling to each other in posts with disgustingly sweet responses to each other. Is this just another attempt for them to reach the public eye or create another monster who will terrorize our country?
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enabler1therapist2 · 1 month
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Another Hannibal?
-@not-a-cannibal-1
Am I really another or are we simply so fragmented into synonymous realities that intertangle with the mysteries of interdimensional chaos that we are truly Hannibal in our own worlds? Is your teacup as broken in your world as it is in mine?
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BREAKING NEWS:
Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter were seen making out!!
Classic murder husbands...
*physically cringes*
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abiggalehobbits · 8 months
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Fishing with the GOAT 🐐 ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🐟🐟🐟💯💯💯💯
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