The daily need to avoid socializing with all these unstable minds is sickening at times. I am need of another glass of wine if I am going to continue seeing all this 'shit storm' as some may say, unfold.
as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time
he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.
I'm so freaking mad at my current boyfriend. Last night after coming home from a festival and getting a few drinks at the bar, he accused me of being an alcoholic because I have 2-3 seltzers throughout the day. I don't even get drunk or hardly a buzz off of them, but yet he thinks I'm an alcoholic. I'm so fucking confused. Like I've been around true alcoholics before where they can't stop after a couple of drinks like I can and get shit faced black out drunk every night. I'm pissed because my father died of being an alcoholic. I watched him die in hospice due to 'respiratory failure' from aspirating alcohol over so many years. He's like "Why are you taking offense? Just own up to it.." I told him, "you're wrong you don't know shit. I know what's an alcoholic problem and what's not. I know the difference and I'm in control of myself. What you said was very hurtful." So I shut down and went to bed. What a complete asshole thing to say to me.
Get drunk, make out, laugh until you're sore, cry until you're sick. I want to do it all. Let's get through this crumbling world together, happy valentines day.
My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.