#And also with the receptionist possibly restraining herself from calling me fat

[rohirric-hunter]

Wish me luck everybody, tomorrow I have an interview with Allied Universal, the security company that will hire anything that moves. I could submit an application in the name of a wind-up cat toy and still get hired.

I don't need luck with getting a job offer. There's a 0% chance that they will not offer me a job if I show up at their offices for any reason whatsoever. I need luck getting an offer that is actually in the state that I currently reside in and not three states over. For some reason. Also with being able to have a coherent conversation with the hiring manager without the help of a diagram.

#And also with the receptionist possibly restraining herself from calling me fat #I mean I am a little bit fat but she doesnt get to say so because she means it as an insult #And also refuses to order uniforms of the correct size #Because she clearly thinks I'm fatter than I am