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stealing-your-wife · 2 years
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Crime Lesbian Power Couple Adopt Dead Teenage Boy In Exchange For Ghost Weed.
While doing a bit of dimension hopping for science (and for fun) Danny literally stumbles across Poison Ivy when a portal spits him out into her garden. At first, he thinks Undergrowth is messing around in other dimensions to avoid Danny (a logical assumption) and took this woman captive the same way he did Sam. After a brief scuffle they come to an understanding that no, there are no ghosts involved, and Ivy does NOT like uninvited guests.
They part ways more or less amicably.
Some time later while collecting Ghost Nip in the Zone Danny is reminded of Ivy and her extensive collection of exotic plants. He decides to bring one of the ghost plants to Ivy as a gift since he still feels bad for attempting to freeze her other plants (even though his ghost ice didn't affect her living plants, which was his first clue that he messed up). This is when Harley meets him for the first time.
Danny intended to secretly drop off the ghost plant with an apology note and disappear forever but he wasn't expecting Harley to catch him in the act. She thinks Ivy's “pet ghost” is adorable and drags him and his “uber cute apology gift” all the way over to Ivy, encouraging her gf to accept his offering.
Ivy inspects the ghost plant.
"It's adequate."
"She loves it."
They settle on an agreement wherein Ivy helps Danny grow certain plants and in exchange he brings her cool, rare species from all throughout the ghost zone. Sometimes it's endangered or extinct plants from other timelines or dimensions. Sometimes it's just a personal favorite of hers and stupid things like shipping embargoes and international laws prevent her from getting them herself.
As for the Ghost Nip, its like cat nip (obviously) but also acts as a nice painkiller since most human medications no longer work on Danny’s wack biology. Ivy's garden becomes a sort of sanctuary for him beyond their plant exchange. It's a safe, peaceful place to relax and recuperate where none of his enemies can track him down. Plus Harley is super fun to hang out with when she's not distracted making moon eyes at Ivy (which is most of the time). “Snake Danny” as Harley likes to call him when he's got his ghostly tail out, features heavily. Basking and hanging out in trees like a giant python. He also uses his never-melting-ghost-ice to fix some of the broken glass in Ivy's green houses.
“No Danny, you can't make the whole thing from ice because it would be too cold for the plants but thank you for the offer anyway.”
Danny has zero awareness of this dimension outside of Ivy's garden.
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