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#ENDERMAN ARE FINE I LOVE ENDERMAN
walli3darl1ng · 1 year
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Hello!! This just popped into my head when I was re-reading the enderman reader for the 9th time-..
Okay.... Mexican reader! X Wally.
Okay like one day there's a picnic or a party whichever one you want and Julie requested reader to make some of their traditional Mexican food and they did but they messed up one in the kitchen and everybody else in the other room just starts hearing reader cussing/yelling at them self in Mexican. When they bring out the food everybody just staring in the questioningly cuz they don't understand Mexican. I'm so they decided to teach Wally how to speak Mexican at least a little bit and minus the cussing I don't know why I wanted that also if this ask is too difficult ignore it I don't want to overwork you!
From: a new friend 🌜/ _.Moon._
To: you💝
Moon…I am Mexican 🧍🏻this is gonna hit me too!
But I love it! I can imagine them teaching him without reader knowing and Wally just full on talks in Spanish and they’re like 😳
Okay! Enjoy…hopefully 🫠
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Everyone was at your house since Julie decided a few days ago to have a small get-together. Just everyone hanging out and trying food and desserts from you. Everything is good, everyone is happy and laughing what can possibly go wron—
“¡Puta madre! ¡Se me olvidó la pinche sal!”
Everyone snaps their heads over to the kitchen door as they hear you cussing in your mother language; Spanish.
Julie immediately looks at Wally, who was sitting on the couch holding his cup of tea. He feels the stare and glances up as sees everyone is looking at him, he turns behind him and turns back when he sees no one behind him and then point at himself. “Me?”
“Yes! What was that?” Sally question and glances back at the door when she heard crashing and thuds. “It sound like they’re taking the kitchen apart.”
“Oh, yeah, they do that. It’s okay.” Wally waves it off and sets his cup down. Before anyone could question his careless and nonchalant response you come out of the kitchen with a tray filled with plates of food and bowls of some type of soup.
“Okay, I have el arroz y la carne.” You say as you set the tray down on the table with a smile. “Ah, si! Tambien las albóndigas. Enjoy!”
“Are you okay, Y/n?” Barnady asks as he looks at you.
You turn to him and smile, nodding your head as you walk back to the kitchen. “Oh si, I’m fine I just messed up, no worry. We don’t have salt though.”
Let’s say everyone was a bit confused but enjoyed the delicious and spicy food. But Wally was still a bit worried? He’s been your partner for a while now and still haven’t gotten use to the language you’ll sometimes talk to him with. He wants to learn it, and learn a lot of it.
And that he did, everyday he would practice some phrases, learn new words, translate, write, practice speaking and writing. Anything and everything to her it drilled into his head.
A few weeks later You’re back in the kitchen making some dulce gorditas when you heard the front door and hears Wally’s voice. You beam and walked out the kitchen to greet him. “¡Hola, mi amor!”
Wally grins at you with a blush and waves. “Hola, Mi vida.”
You froze. Did you hear right? Did Wally just spoke Spanish to you? It was clear and you can clearly hear it coming from his mouth. “..what?”
“Hola, mi amor. ¿como estás?” He giggles at your frozen and shocked state and holds your hand giving you a sweet kiss on your knuckles.
“Uh…I’m good. How—how did you learn?”
“I got help from Eddie. Did I do a good job?” Wally smiles at you and it only seems to grow when you nod. “¡Que bien! Te amó tanto.”
You blush and then smile, this effort on his part to lean the language warms your heart. You always proud of your language and are very patient when Wally doesn’t understand and you would teach him but other things will come up and you didn’t have the time to properly teach him so seeing that he did on his own account made you love him even more.
“Ay, cariño, yo también te amo.” You give Wally a kiss on the cheek and pull him closer to which he returns without hesitation.
If he can make you happy like this, he wouldn’t mind learning absolutely everything to do so.
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Y’all miss me!! No? That’s okay I missed you! Writers block is a real pain I’ll tell you🫠🧍🏻
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alexglitches · 2 months
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Incorrect Quote Time (Lightning Round Edition)
~Twisted Wonderland~
Deuce: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Ace!  Yuu: So Ace knows about this?  Deuce, walking away: No, this is between me and me!
~~~ Yuu: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them.  Ace: That’s brilliant.  Yuu: Thank you, Deuce.
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Deuce: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.  Yuu: Yuu: I'm gonna tell them.  Ace: Don't you dare.
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Hyuu: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.  Hyuu: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
~~~ Coralia: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Coralia: *punches wall* Coralia: Coralia: Take me to the hospital.
~~~ Yui: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Yui: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
~~~ Yuu: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Malleus: *chugs entire bottle*  Malleus: It’s perfume.
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Riddle: Oh, fiddlesticks.  Yuu: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
~~~ Yuu: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…  Yuno: What’s updog?  Yuu: Yui! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
~~~ Coralia: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Yui is? Because Yui is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Hyuu: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
~~~ Hyuu: You have to apologize to them Idia.  Idia: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
~~~ Idia: Date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious.  Hyuu: Bitch, that's an enderman.  Idia: Date an enderman, then.
~~~
Vil: Relationships should be 50/50. Enderman cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty. 
~~~
Malleus: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.  Ender Dragon: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
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Ender Dragon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.  Malleus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.  Everyone at the table: *silence*  Enderman: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!  Yuu: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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artsy-book · 5 months
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THE IT IS HERE AND IT IS NOW! GRIAN'S SESSION 8 SECRET LIFE RECAP ^-^
OH MY FUCKING GOD! GRIAN'S TASK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
I CAN'T WITH THIS! OF COURSE IT'S TIM
he's already making fun of jimmy I can't with this shit
JIMMY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!!
i love jimmy's silly tasks for grian and that grian HAS to do them
GRIAN I HATE YOU! WHY WOULD YOU MENTION THAT THE PORTAL COULD BE TRAPPED AS YOU ARE GOING THROUGH IT!!!!
love grian being like "we have to have some words with timmy about the words in this book"
grian practically said yes at the same time as jimmy in response to bdubs asking about killing scar. yeah i'll be normal about that
jimmy is the worst angel ever and i both love and hate it. this is so good i love this task
these interactions grian is having with etho and cleo with ghost jimmy are so fucking funny
JIMMY'S YELL WHEN ETHO SAID THAT HE MISSES MUMBO THE MOST OF THE FALLEN PLAYERS! OMG I CAN'T THAT IS SO FUNNY!
grian and etho making fun of jimmy WHILE JIMMY CAN HEAR THEM IS GIVING ME LIFE
I AM SO FUCKING SICK! "if we all turn red today, i'm sticking by ya," GRIAN I WILL SCREAM
GRIAN WITH THE "Heu! Heu!" i love it ^-^
i love that jimmy is still giving grian just weird tasks. its so silly
oh grian is getting some helpful info from jimmy
LMAO MARTYN JUST DISAPPEARING MID SENTENCE
god that crystal almost wiped grian right out...
"you have my heart etho" I WILL DIE OKAY! YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME GRIAN
JOEL BLEW UP HIS OWN TNT CANNON LMAO
"'he got me with a berry bush' YOU got you with a berry bush!" god i love cleo so much
"oh i almost looked at the enderman" etho please, you cant do that to me again
jimmy is being so helpful! i love it! grian is his boy!
oh etho isn't doing his task cause it only works on their team and it requires calling something out. yeah i'm fine about that
OH SOMEONE TRAPPED BDUBS' BEDROOM! GRIAN ALMOST DIED AGAIN!
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thekitsunesiren · 10 months
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Danny's Pun Playlist
Since a lot of people are liking one of my latest prompts about Danny listening to Youtube artists and pun related music, here's a playlist of songs I believe that Danny would enjoy listening to.
Pizza of the Action-The Stupendium
AD INFINITUM-The Stupendium
The Fine Print-The Stupendium
Tune Into the Madness - The Stupendium ft. Dan Bull
End of the Line - The Stupendium ft. Dan Bull
Vending Machine of Love - The Stupendium
Why Did I Say OKIE DOKIE - The Stupendium
THE Art of Darkness - The Stupendium
Death- CG5
Lil Nuggit-Chi-Chi
Creeper Rap - Dan Bull
Enderman Rap- Dan Bull
Dive into the Madness - Dan Bull
Show Yourself-CG5
Good to Be Alive-CG5
Absolutely Anything - CG5
Duolingo (song)-CG5
Unfinished! But be free to add your own song that you think Danny would torture the DC crew with!
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What I hope to see with the New Default Skins.
(breaking my silence to hyper-fixate on default skins for blocc game wheeeeeeee!!!)
1. All of them Getting featured in those shorts and animations on YouTube, like Steve and Alex do.
I would love to see them all in the Animation Vs Minecraft series, or how they’d look in Music Videos, those Black Plasma Studios vids, the jokey meme videos, heck even the trashy clickbait videos would probably do a lot better for not re-using the same 2 skins over and over and over again.
2. There is enough of these skins to fill a small SMP world. So perhaps a DefaultSMP series either as Fanfiction, RP or a YouTube Series?
What better way to utilize all the new characters, than to show them all interacting with each other! I really enjoyed watching HermitCraft (haven’t been able to keep up with it the past couple of years but sssshhhhh) And having in mind all the different personalities and how they played off of each other, I think it would be great to have some of this with some Original Minecraft Characters too!
Sure, It might not be as 100% authentic as the real personalities, but them being fictional characters will allow more surreal and chaotic situations.
(Characters could be shipped together without making things really awkward for IRL alter egos + I don’t think any of the skins are ever gonna be outed for horrid/problematic behavior in this lifetime.)
3.Spin-offs and Crossovers to Feature these characters!
On the smaller side, I would like all of these skins to be Equip-able in Dungeons and Legends. (You can Equip Steve/Alex skin in Dungeons, so it would be consistent, and I think it’s safe to assume for Legends too.
If Smash Bros ever adds Minecraft to their game again, I would love to see all of these dorks make it too. (Tennis Alex and Enderman... I will miss you)
Actually, It would be neat if those crossover packs they did with Bedrock have, started to incorporate them as guests, even if just a little bit.
4. Default Characters Featured as Actual Protagonists in Story-Based Content in the Future?!?!
It just hit me, that all of these skins would probably make scripting and writing a lot easier for the official Minecraft Movie. (Though I would also be perfectly fine with Steve and Alex just exploring the world.)
But beyond that, If Minecraft were to ever try something like Minecraft: Story mode again, I personally would love to interact with them or as them, heck they don’t even need to talk, (though I would go wild if they did).
something something begging for Minecraft Story Mode Season 3.
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adventuringalchemy · 7 months
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Your AU idea would change so much! Would that mean the dragon is still alive if they never used commands? What does it mean for the endermans demeanor if that was the case? Or what if they used the command block to escape the end rather than cheat kill the dragon? (since the dragon needs to be dead for the end portal back to the overworld to open, they could use the command block to flee rather than go for a cheap kill)
Would that mean Jesse and Petra would never meet, or under under circumstances, since the deal with Ivor wouldn't be in place to bring attention there? Would that mean that jesse's crew would never meet the old order, or seek them out since there is no danger (the wither storm) to fight? (well maybe they'd seek them as fans of celebrities lol but that doesn't promise much personal contact)
Would the old order continue to go on adventures together, defeat other dangers or still fall out eventually and go separate ways as pals? Like an old band that just doesn't vibe no more? If not, would Markus/Ellegards cities not exist, since they'd have no time to build those up? Would they all reside at the old orders temple/headquarters?
Would Ivor never meet harper since Jesse wouldn't find the portals? Maybe the old order would find the weird flint and steel, but they are already reluctant to use the command block in your AU, they'd likely hesitate to use odd flint and steel since they simply don't know what it does?
It actually gives me ideas, what if everything is fine and everyone is still pals, but then it's Jesse's crew who mess up and release some big danger on accident. Maybe to impress the old order or to coax them to their place. A big beast means the heroes will come and surely defeat them- live! Oh, that would be awesome to see their heroes in action- just for things to go to shit as the creature (or whatever) gets out of control! *vibrates*
Your mere idea of an AU has so much potential, so many variables, god that must be fun to play with and discover different routes clsvclsjxsbxls
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the fact that you have so much passion for my au makes me so happy!! omg thank you so so so much!! usually people just like it and go on with their lives but no one has ever asked me to dig a lot deeper into it. i only have a few partners i could do it with in threads but if you would like to plot with me with it i would love to dig deeper into it with you!! you said a lot so let me respond to things by paragraph!
i'm going to put this in the mcsm and minecraft tags so the link to the original post is here for everyone viewing in the tags!
"Would that mean the dragon is still alive if they never used commands? What does it mean for the endermans demeanor if that was the case? Or what if they used the command block to escape the end rather than cheat kill the dragon? (since the dragon needs to be dead for the end portal back to the overworld to open, they could use the command block to flee rather than go for a cheap kill)"
in my head while i was thinking about the au, it was more centered around the fact that soren wouldn't be such a coward. he wouldn't be so dependent on it and start relying on it. he would see the worth he has inside of himself and not be so fretful all the time. so, they would actually defeat the dragon themselves with their combined effort. there wouldn't be any scummy lies or myths about it all.
"Would that mean Jesse and Petra would never meet, or under under circumstances, since the deal with Ivor wouldn't be in place to bring attention there? Would that mean that jesse's crew would never meet the old order, or seek them out since there is no danger (the wither storm) to fight? (well maybe they'd seek them as fans of celebrities lol but that doesn't promise much personal contact)"
actually it's hinted at throughout little drops of info through the game that jesse and petra met a long time ago/have a long history together. there are voicelines of petra fucking with the treehouse. but i do know that they'd definitely know about the order and try to seek them out! especially if they still win the endercon competition and they get to meet gabriel that way. also, they would definitely know of ivor since the order wouldn't shun him out. idk if any of them would be interested in brewing or would want to get in contact with him, but they were always aware of his presence in this au.
"Would the old order continue to go on adventures together, defeat other dangers or still fall out eventually and go separate ways as pals? Like an old band that just doesn't vibe no more? If not, would Markus/Ellegards cities not exist, since they'd have no time to build those up? Would they all reside at the old orders temple/headquarters?"
i have a feeling that it worked much the same was as jesse's order of the stone went their separate ways. there just was nothing left to do after they defeated the dragon. i'm sure they still would have had time to build their cities, but they would be much happier about it. ellegaard wouldn't be so focused on building the command block because she would know its dangers and wouldn't rely on it either, i don't believe. so she would be much more focused on other projects. i'm sure though, if nature called for it, they would come together again. and soren wouldn't be so against it all because he again, didn't have to rely on the command block to gain his power. he wouldn't be such a coward.
"Would Ivor never meet harper since Jesse wouldn't find the portals? Maybe the old order would find the weird flint and steel, but they are already reluctant to use the command block in your AU, they'd likely hesitate to use odd flint and steel since they simply don't know what it does?"
ivor still has his knowledge of the past. that's something that will never change because of his own character. even if you take my ivor's backstory out of the equation, he is generally an extremely intelligent man who knows what he's talking about. he would definitely go out and seek the enchanted f&s. after all, in this au ivor still has the command block in his possession. not with any vengeful means, just as a means of study.
"It actually gives me ideas, what if everything is fine and everyone is still pals, but then it's Jesse's crew who mess up and release some big danger on accident. Maybe to impress the old order or to coax them to their place. A big beast means the heroes will come and surely defeat them- live! Oh, that would be awesome to see their heroes in action- just for things to go to shit as the creature (or whatever) gets out of control! *vibrates*"
the implications of this are enormous and i am ALL FOR IT!! please reach out to me so we can plot this out if you role play! i am all for digging into this as deep as possible with you or anyone else who has any questions!! it makes me wonder who would be the one to have the idea. initially i thought of axel because he would be the type to have the most disastrous of plans like that, but what if it was jesse? we know for sure it wouldn't be olivia's idea. she is definitely smarter than that. and petra wouldn't even think of spawning something that could cause a monstrous outcome. they are both much, much smarter than that. but i can see jesse wanting to get their attention somehow. jesse isn't always the perfect hero. as you can tell by their dialogue option he has flaws. perhaps this jesse is more flawed than potentially the one in canonical mcsm, though you can make that one rather flawed as well. perhaps axel has the initial idea and jesse feeds to it. gives him the egging that he needs and they craft up a monster together. maybe they even make a trip to ivor's tower or soren's mansion when they aren't around to take a look at their stuff to see what they can craft to get them to come around. yes yes yes, i'm loving these ideas!!
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sirompp · 11 months
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odd characters i thought i had a crush on as a kid but much later realized was just gender envy ranked by how tasty and/or edible a meal they made would be (in no particular order)
character 1: baldi from baldis basics
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i imagine baldi would make a decent stew with homemade broth, and provide some saltine crackers with it. nothing revolutionary but its pretty good, more than edible. 6/10
2. tord from eddsworld
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i dont think this man would make anything more than instant noodles or slightly burnt toast. hes probably capable of cooking Decent or even Good food but i dont think he would. fortunately for me though i love slightly burnt toast 7/10
3. underfell sans (i couldnt find any official art so i drew this myself)
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you know i was going to say "ive never had a chimichanga so i cant rate him." but. turns out its papyrus who makes the chimichangas. not sans.
i think sans would make like. those fucking canned hotdog bits but hed put relish and mustard on it which is technically edible, but personally id rather eat rocks. 2/10
4. four from bfb
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four eats exclusively american cheese slices and dunkaroos. most would consider this an awful terrible meal but i am autistic 9/10
5. enderman from minecraft
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That's a dirt block. You know its gonna be dry as hell too because shes allergic to water. 1/10
6. the once ler from the lorax
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im pretty sure he makes food in the movie but i forgot what it was. im a fake fan i know. alphabet soup served in a thneed and im photographed 8 million times while i eat for a new promotion hes doing where thneeds can be used as bowls for food (they cant) (the sop is so full of truffula tree fluff.) (its disgusting.) (i dont even like alphabet soup) 3/10
7. shopkeeper from my tomodachi life island
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(he literally said this as i went to get a photo for this post)
he makes a MEAN omelette. i dont even like omelettes but his would be so good i might change my mind. he would decorate the plate with fruit 7/10
8. underfresh sans (same situation as fell, drawing by me again)
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store bought donuts, pringles, and a pepsi. i really hate donuts but the others are fine. im gonna be hella hyper after the pepsi though 6/10
9. imposter from among us
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whatever it is its guaranteed to be poisoned. 0/10
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elekid · 9 months
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u seem like you'd be very good at minecraft and that at some point in the distant past of like 2012 youd have very cool enderman ocs
gosh...now come on anon u are going to make me blush...that is very nice of yall to say um i havent yet successfully played minecraft...tbqh......... OTL every time i try in the past has ended in me getting a migraine regardless of if i have learned the controls by that point or not.
im realy brain damaged wrt video games :/ once i could even platform. now?last time i played super mario sunshine wit wyrm it took me hours to beat the king boo casino level...+ extra 45 min on the boss fight......
i kind of try to keep this on the DL but i ..i aint a gamer. im grandpa at using my computer too. if i hadnt met grim or wyrm i extremely doubt i would have ever stuck to having a smartphone, especially cause my old flip phone got free unlimited data for $20 a month (in alaska mind u!) and by turning it sideways i could watch anything on youtube at 144p. why would i ever need anything else?
i rly like this ask tho like sry to go off on tangents but isk it just made me smile and be like +7 confidence to keep trying to heal my brain to enjoy video games again. and its fine if it never happens! its more abt the journey than the destination..plus, all the people i love are gamers™️ all very talented, and i get plenty enjoyment out of watching them play or talking abt the worlds of games...
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totallynotbat · 2 years
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Tickletober 28 - Give Me A Laugh, Lemme Help You. 
Summary: After a traumatic nightmare, Phil wakes up to Ranboo.
Prompt Tickletober Day 28 - Distraction. 
Ranboo uses he/they pronouns.
Warning: Angst, Swearing, limbs being torn, blood, crying.
A/N: So you might get two, something happened once I put this in, where the last half split into paragraphs on parts there won’t supposed to, I might do a few of the prompts as regular fics.
Tickle fic, Relationship is platonic!
Prompts: @august-anon (almost done!)
“Do it. Do it.” 
Phil moved the sword through his chest, Wilbur collapsing in a poof of smoke, Phil landing on all fours on top of the void, tears streaming down his face. 
“I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…” 
A loud ringing was in his head, before falling back, as an arrow pierced through his back, blood trailing before feeling something hold him down, as Phil screamed in agony, feeling his wings beginning to rip-
“Philza, this is what needs to be done.” 
“GAH! STOP! NO!” Phil screamed, tears of pain in the corner of his face. As the black grayish appendages fully teared, a stillness of the silhouette of Ghostbur in the corner of his eyes before he blacked out. 
"Phil…Phil..you're safe, you need to wake up."
“Stop…stop!” Phil kinda leaned into something or someone, an enderman hybrid, Ranboo.
"Phil you're safe here I promise, just open your eyes." Ranboo hums a soothing melody to get him to calm down, wrapping their arms around him.
Phil opened his eyes with a gasp, catching his breath, tears strolling down his face, looking up at the enderman through a blurred vision. 
“R-Ranboo?…” He called out, his voice sore from screaming. “What happened?…”
Ranboo rubbed circles into his back. "You were having a nightmare, everything is okay now I promise you are safe."
Phil stayed quiet, before sobbing a bit into Ranboo’s chest, he knew what the nightmare was about, and he didn’t want to talk about it.
Ranboo kept rubbing circles into the avian’s back to try and calm his nerves. "Your safe I promise."
“I’m sorry…” Phil mumbled. “I didn’t…”
"You never need to apologize for anything ever Phil, we've all got you, everything is okay I promise" Ranboo smiled, glancing down at him, he hated seeing Phil like this, but they have had similar experiences before. 
Phil nuzzled his head into Ranboo’s chest. “Thank you…”
"Anytime Phil Anytime." Ranboo goes back to humming and running their fingers through Phil's hair and down his back to sooth him.
Phil’s back tensed up a bit, gasping, his wings twitching a bit. “Eep!”
“R-Ran-” Phil bit his lip, Ranboo looked down, a bit concerned.
"You okay Phil? D-did I hurt you?" They asked, he wanted to help Phil, not hurt him.
“N-No- I’m fine…it just uh…” Phil’s ears twitched, a bit flustered.
It clicked for the enderman, smirking, they began to trace small circles into the avian’s neck.
"Does this tickle?~" Ranboo smirked as they whispered in his ear. 
“Meep! No!” Phil bit his lip, letting out a few giggles, covering his mouth with his hands, a red flush on the tip of his ears, shaking his head.
"Oh I think it does~" Ranboo gently skittered downwards and behind his ears.
“Ehehehehehe! Nohoho, quit it!” Phil squeaked, biting his lip, trying to muffle his giggles.
"If you say so" Everything stopped as they smiled down at the giggly hybrid.
“Mmf…” Phil mumbled, still a bit flustered. “Erm…uh…Ranboo…?”
"Yessss Phil?~" They leaned forward near his face.
“Erm uh…god…it’s hard to ask…” Phil mumbled, scratching his neck.
Ranboo giggled and went back to tickling him with a bit more speed this time. “This might be a small distraction.” 
“Eep!” Phil covered his mouth with his hands, biting his lip to muffle his giggles, his ears twitching.
"You're safe here Phil, giggle when you're ready, but I would love to hear it." Ranboo continued, tracing gently as possible across his neck. 
“Mmf…” Phil looked up at them, his shirt rolled up a bit, removing his hands from his mouth, a small grin on his face as he bit his lip.
"Good job Phil, you're doing great." Ranboo moved down to scribble along his sides, they smiled at the squirming in response. 
“Pfft-Hehehe-Ehehehehahaha! Hahahaha!” Phil began giggling, his ears flapping and twitching. “It-It tickles! Ehehehehe!”
"Good! I'm so glad it does" They continued smiling.
“Ehehehehahaha! Rahahan! Ehehehe!” Phil squealed, his giggles going up an octave, his ears continue to flap.
"Yes Phil?~" Ranboo continued with a smirk in their voice.
“Itit reheheally-EEP!” Phil let out a squeal once Ranboo traced against his ribs.
“Tickles?~ Tickletickletickletickle" He continued up and down his ribs, sending the avian into giggles.
“OH GOHOHOHODS! HAHA! Nahahat thehe rihihibs! Ehehehehe!” Phil moved his head over, a red blush on his face and ears.
Ranboo smiled, continuing upwards, Phil’s wings flapping as he laughed. “ITIT TICKLES!” 
“Good, it’s supposed to!” Ranboo smiled, a purple glow at their fingertips, ender particles. 
Ranboo took his hands, rubbing it across Phil’s ribs, sending the avian into high pitch squeals, squirming around. 
“RAHAHAN!” Phil screamed, lost in his laughter, kicking out his legs. 
“TickleTickleTickleTickle~” Ranboo cooed, grabbing his ankles and stroking a finger across his soles.
“PFFT-MMF!" Phil squirmed, covering up his mouth and biting his lip, a brush and a few feathers a few feet away from Phil and Ranboo.
Ranboo smirked picking them up, just in case, and using his particles to make it more ticklish the avian hybrid.
Phil squirmed, shaking his head, his ear continuing to flap.
Ranboo smiled humming his tune as they tickled him.
"PFFT-AH! AHA! AHAHAHA!! Hahahaha-Ehehehehehahaha! Hehehehahahaha!" Phil cracked, breaking into light giggles, his feet were a sensitive spot, though his giggles were more high pitch and bubbly than normal, could be from the particles.
Ranboo smiled slowing down before going to his knees, Phil putting a hand on their wrist, Ranboo looking up, confused.
"Could...could you go to my feet again mate…before trying there?" Phil mumbled, his blush getting darker.
"Absolutely!" Ranboo nodded, grabbing the feather, stroking it slowly underneath and between his toes. 
"Eep! Hehehe! Phil curls up his toes with a giggle. "Ehehe! Nuhuhu! Nahahat the tohohoes!"
Ranboo chuckled. “Yes the toes! Ticklish little toes! This little piggy went to the market." 
"Ehehehe!" Phil giggled, trying to hide his flustered face.
"This little piggy stayed home."
Phil squeaked, covering his mouth with his hands, curling his foot in an attempt to keep his giggles at bay.
"This little piggy had roast beef."
"Mmf!"
"This little piggy had none." Ranboo moved his fingers in between his toes, which curled and wiggled, as Phil clenched his fists.
"Mhmhmhm!" 
"And this little piggy went…Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
And Phil, cracked.
“PFFT-HAHAHAHA!!! HEHEHEHAHAHA!!!!" Phil squealed, removing his hands showing his flustered face and grin, his toes wiggling around as he laughed. "EHEHEHEHE!!!"
"Theres that incredible laugh!" Ranboo smiled, with a tease in their voice.
"SHUHUHUT UP YOU-SHIHIHIHIT!” Phil's laughter cut of his sentence. "MY LAUGHTER ISNT INCREDIBLE YOU-HEHEHAHAHAHA!!!"
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Phil squealed, his ears and wings flapping wildly. Phil actually didn't know his feet were that ticklish to begin with.
"My my, such strong language in front of a child! And you're laughter is beautiful! Hush!" Ranboo continued, as they moved the feathers across the skin.
"RAN!" Phil squealed, attempting to get out of Ranboo's grasp.
"Phil!" Ranboo turned to tickle his knees and pinch around his thighs. 
"NAHAT THEREHEHE!!!" Phil squealed, rolling and landing on his back on the floor. "HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Ehehehehahaha! It tickles!"
Ranboo follows him down, sitting next to him. "You okay Phil?"
"Yeah, just took me by surprise…..now I'm just going to..." Phil shuffled back a bit, trying to get away, not knowing he was giving Ranboo a chance to grab him and pin him down.
"Oh no you dont!" They grabbed him pinning him down with a smirk. "Hi Phil."
"Eep!" Phil squeaked, squirming around, leaving his arms stuck above his head, his wings out a bit, his shirt rolled up and showing a bit of his belly. "Uh…H-Hi Ran..."
Ranboo smirked using his tail to tickle his stomach.
"PFFT-HAHAHAHA! RAHAHAN THAT TICKLES!!!" Phil squealed, his shirt rolling up more. "NAHAHAT THEREHEHEHE!"
"Yes here~" Ranboo uses his tail to tickle his bellybutton.
"PFFT-HAHAHAHA NOHOHO! HAHAHAHA!!!" Phil squirmed. "ITITS THIHIHICKLY!!!"
Ranboo smile grew before he finished off with a big raspberry to his stomach, nibbling on his belly.
“PFFTHAHAHAHA!!! RANBOO ITIT REHEHEALLY-HAHAHAHA!!!” Phil squealed, his arms held above his head, as his ticklish ears flapped and fluttered, his neck showing skin.
Ranboo smirked once more, blowing a raspberry into his neck and scribbling behind his ears. 
“Hehehehahahaha! Haha! Hehehe! Mehehercy!” 
Ranboo stopped, as they slowly got off of him.
Phil breathed, letting out chirps. “Hehehe…whew…” He hiccuped, followed by left over giggles and chirps. “Ehehehe…”
Ranboo smiled brightly before holding him close rubbing away the ghost tickles "Ranboo...do you mind doing soft tickling? I think I need it…after that…which I enjoyed." Phil mumbled, letting out another chirp, followed by a trill, his wings wrapping around his sides.
"Of course Phil." They smiled giving him some gentle tickles, tracing behind the feathered ears. 
"Ehehehe! Thihihickly!" Phil giggled softly. His ears flapping from the gentle touch.
"Good, Tickle tickle tickleee" Ranboo hummed his tune while continuing with the gentle tickling.
Phil giggled, letting out a trill, much longer than his other ones, he's enjoying this. Ranboo smiled as they continued.
"Thahahank you..." Phil giggled, falling asleep to the gentle tickling, still giggling softly as he slept. "Ehehehe!”
Ranboo smiled. “Sleep well Phil, you deserve it.” 
Phil chirped in response, giggling softly. 
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ilexdiapason · 4 months
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4,8,19! :]
4. Anything you like in particular about writing for this fandom? (the setting, the aus, the people,etc)
it's fun that since the ccs we like are usually on lots of different smps and in lots of different dynamics then you can basically get a new au out of every situation, instead of just having a single base text to draw from! e.g. sunflower pearl and scarlet pearl and copper pearl are all different characters with different aus that immediately spring to mind for me (anastasia for sunflower, pearl the bard for scarlet, unwritten kathpearl arrietty au for copper)
8. Do you edit and proofread your works yourself or do you have someone else to help you with that?
usually they go unedited and unproofread lol my first pass is generally what goes to ao3, unless it's an event like au fest (see anastasia above) where i did have a designated beta. i find if i get a friend to pre-read a fic for me, no matter how much they love it, it severely cuts the chances that they'll remember to go kudos/comment too, so i'd rather have that than the confirmation that the fic is fine for publication 👍 maybe that's just me though!
19. Do you tend to take into account hybrid characteristics (avian, enderman hybrid, dragon hybrid, etc) when you are writing cubitos?
i do for a lot of characters but not all of them! e.g. my pearl is pretty staunchly Just Some Guy as is my oli. grians will be avian, as will (life series minus 3l) jims; rens will be dogs; cleos will be zombies. and then there's fics like enderfalse where i give the character a hybrid nature i usually wouldn't!
thank you :] (ask game linked in reply i can't get the edit to work lol)
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Hi, so this question might not make sense but I was wondering if you have any tips for someone who is endermankin but also mermaidkin! I think i'm both but i'm not sure how i would try to connect to both of them since they are so different from eachother! Anyways if you can't answer this question thats fine! I hope you have a good day or night!
tips for enderman merfolk!
tp: tips for enderman merfolk!
have some fun swimming! if your enderman side doesn’t like getting wet, try wearing some bathing suits or swimwear that cover more of your body!
get some purple glitter to collect/wear/etc like enderman particles!
make some little eye of ender/ enderpearl charms with paper, paint/coloured pencils, and gluing a clear round “fishbowl stone” overtop! add them to jewelry, decor, or just keep them around!
collect things like shells, sea glass, sand dollars, etc! endermen like to pick things up and collect things, and merfolk love sea items, so this helps for both!
stim with vwooping noises!
get a merfolk tail gear!
cosplay one or both of your forms!
avoid eye contact with people!
get a special haircomb!
have fun with singing!
hope these help! this is a unique kintype combination! -🩸
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I couldn't be online today cuz of work :(((( soooooo before i go to bed it's time for another round ooooof: random questions that are too small for their own ask but are very interesting and may be fun to answerrrr!!!!
Are there any instruments any of the gods can play? I vaguely feel this has been answered before so I may be an idiot asjdfhlkahfjd
can the gods get sick? if so how different is it from mortals/humans?
do tickle potions exist in your canon or was that just a cute little one off fic aksdfjl
What are all the different species seen in the dsmp in this universe? Like is Ranboo still half enderman, Philza is a bird, ect ect. Basically is it normal to have many different species or is that also a strange "anomaly " happening?
many people have a hc that in the dsmp, the characters have little communicators which is what the canon minecraft chat is. do you have anything specific to your au similar to that?
XD can fly im pretty sure? does he have wings like in his canon statue or does he just fly regardless
when XD used healing magic on Tommy, was it the magic itself that tickled, or just the fact that they were applying pressure there?
(i got carried away in this. no pressure to get this out super fast adlskfhlakfj, and if you have to cut any questions that's totally fine)
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Emmaaaaaaa I'm so sorryyyyy tumblr was hiding my asks from me and I didn't see this. I'm so sorry it's late ;-;
Thank you for the questions and for your patience. I'd give you a small forehead kiss if you'd accept
HD can play the guitar. 4K and XD don't know how to play instruments but XD has shown interest in learning something. With his many hands and arms I think he could pick it up quite easily
I'd say they probably couldn't get sick to mortal diseases but there are probably celestial flus haha. Something along that line that he could get sick in their own Godly way. But that's only because I love the idea that one of the God Siblings gets sick and their brother takes care of them. Maybe all three of them get sick and they're coddled by the Dream Team.
Tickle potions absolutely exist in canon hehe. I'd love to explore it more. Like a splash tickle potion vs a drinking one.
I'd say they're all the same. In the AU there are hybrids and different species mingling and mixing so it's fairly common or at least normal. I'd say it's probably the Overworld with the most mix of hybrids and other species just because it's so vast. The Nether and the End being more closed off probably doesn't have as much. Ranboo is still half enderman, half something. Phil and Wilbur are avians. Quackity is part avian. Techno part piglin. It's a melting pot of species.
I don't but I really really want to. Because I think chat messages can be so good for the lore side of things. Like when Tommy's death was shown in chat so the others reacted. I'd love for something like that in the AU. Maybe I'll think more on it. Your question has inspired me.
XD can fly but he has no wings. I guess he's working on superman rules except he doesn't need the sun to power him. I think if he were to have wings they might be more futuristic/celestial in this au.
The magic tickled. I like to think the magic makes the skin tingle as an after effect of taking the pain away. Sort of like soft fizzing.
Thank you for all these and sorry again I didn't see them. I loved these questions.
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I just found out about the Syndicate Ranboo skin and had to draw him.
I also wrote a little mini-fic for it. (Post-finale spoilers) ------------------------------------------- REGENESIS: A Dream SMP Epilogue ------------------------------------------- Alive? No, he shouldn’t be. Ranboo remembered his death, the years of numbness spent in limbo. his punishment for dying with unfinished business. And yet here he was, laying on his bed back home, being watched by a small army of crows that had gathered at his bedside, Phil’s worrying eyes and ears. He was in pain, but very much alive.
In the coming days Ranboo would come to learn of what had happened. At first they thought it best to let him be at ease before letting him know the gut-wrenching news, but he could tell something was off by the bitterness in Techno’s voice, the way Phil seemed to hold back the pain in his heart during their chats.
The news that the server had been nuked was almost comically tragic. All these years of love and loss, and yet none of it mattered in the end. Nearly everyone was gone. For a moment Ranboo wondered if he’d even left Hell.
Nobody knew how he was alive in the first place, even if Dream had revived him, he should’ve been incinerated in the blast that would’ve come moments after. And yet they’d discovered him completely fine, laying unconscious at ground zero of the devastation. The same place they assume Dream died. They couldn’t imagine why he was able to return, but Techno preferred not to look a gift horse in the mouth, so they just accepted that maybe the universe was trying to repay them for all they’d lost. It was easier than trying to understand Dream’s dark magic.
Apparently he owed his life to Nikki. If she hadn’t spotted him while scouting the ruins with Techno, his body would have been eaten away by the intense radiation.
Ranboo soon recovered, They had hoped he would, but Enderman biology was a mystery to them, so they weren’t confident a diet of healing potions and golden apples was enough to combat the radiation poisoning.
Eventually Ranboo was about to suit up in protective gear and join their scouting missions. It was clear most were long gone, but they did find a few survivors. Among them were Foolish, who had taken the full force of the blast, Eret and Wilbur, who had apparently been away from the SMP in some land called “Utah”, and everyone that lived in Las Nevadas, which had been just out of range of the explosions and fallout. Surprisingly, they also found Fundy, who had been travelling through the Nether at the time of the explosion and camped out there until he stumbled out of their portal a few nights ago. 
And the last, but most important, survivor they found while exploring the remains of Snowchester. Ranboo was devastated that he had nothing to remember Michael by, as everything he owned was nothing but ash now. Then they went to explore the bunker where the nuke had been launched, the only untouched part of Snowchester, where they all heard a familiar oinking in a nearby closet.
Whether Tubbo had the foresight to hide him or he’d wandered in there himself, Michael was alive and well, locked inside a closet with years of rations he’d been gobbling away at for the last two weeks.
The next decade had been an era of bittersweet peace and reconstruction for everyone. Whether they wanted to admit it or not, the devastation had shaken Techno and Quackity’s boldness. Maybe they had finally realized just how mortal they were, or maybe they just saw what endless war would do to the world. Either way, the Syndicate and Las Nevadas joined forces to repair their broken world, the original members of both factions being gifted special clothing.
It would take a long time for the people of this new land to get past their trauma. Almost everyone still clutched tightly to their Life Totems. Even after al this time, it was still surreal seeing Phil, Wilbur, and Fundy acting like a family again. Michael had grown a lot in these last ten years, and Ranboo was quick to ask Techno to tutor him in the art of self defense.
As he watched his son skillfully parry Techno’s blows and counterattack, he knew he was no longer scared of the void, of what came after death. He’d gotten his happy ending, and maybe in the next life he’d be able to reunite with Tubbo.
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octorosi · 2 years
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Octonauts playing Minecraft*
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Barnacles-Can I sleep on the floor?
Tweek-no cap-
Dashie-this enderman looking fine ngl-
Kwazii-DASHIE-
Peso-Look! I made a house!
Shellington-Peso that’s a dirt hut-
Peso-Its a cute dirt hut!
Barnacles-Look! I found a chicken!
Tweek-how did you get a lead????
Barnacles-I don’t know I was smacking some spiders, got some string, and made one!
Tweek-That quickly????
Barnacles-mh!
Kwazii-y’all I’m stuck-
Shellington-dang already?
Kwazii-YALL HELP THERES ZOMBIES- GAHHHHHH-
Barnacles-KWAZII-
Dashie-WHY WONT THIS ENDERMAN LOVE ME???
Peso- WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS HERE DASHIE-
*kwazii has been slained by a zombie*
Shellington-Oh shi-
Tweek-KWAZ-
Kwazii-I WAS TRAPPED OK???
Barnacles-Ig I’m single now-
Kwazii-Technically no, cause I’m gonna re spawn >:)
Barnacles-:D
Panni-I was mining for diamonds, what did I miss?
Dashie-me and the enderman are engaged btw.
Barnacles-DASHIE-
Peso-CONGRATS IG???
Barnacles-Well, this was productive, dashies engaged, peso has a dirt hut, I have a pet chicken and somehow my boyfriend got m**dered by a zombie but came back to life, and panni found diamonds-
*with the professor*
Inkling-How the fuck dose this work-
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i am so excited for the people to properly meet c!fizz and c!aeri i think they will love how healthy and not at all messy their relationship is :D
the sun smp is full of normal and healthy relationships like c!fizz and c!aeri (<- affirmation)! we have the same brain and i figured i should write a little something something about our two characters here :] enjoy if you read this!!
there are about aeri and i’s characters on the sun smp, which is streamed live on twitch and is a roleplay server ft. loads of my friends!! you should check it out if you haven’t heard it it :D
“I want a family,” Fizz says tonelessly, staring out over the server — his server, Aeri corrects herself absently, wings humming softly in the soft morning sun, it’s his server, “and a place to call home.”
He looks almost peaceful in the community garden, if it hadn’t been for his brows, furrowed in thought, and the armour. Fizz has taken to wearing less armour around her recently, and she doesn’t know why it makes her feel so uneasy: he’s trusting her, that’s a good thing, isn’t it? She supposes, with a sting of dismay, that he’s also decided she’s not a threat.
Well. That’s a good thing. Aeri has no intention of causing violence on this server.
(It’s not just Fizz that wants a home.)
“It’s why we’ve got the community house, right?” She says hesitantly, watching the boy’s eyes drag themselves over to her and landing on her with a sharp edge. The words feel clumsy in her mouth. “We’ve… got a home. A family, here.”
Her. Fizz. Val. Crispy and Ry and Sunny and Stets, and every other person since that’s joined. Even Rupert— no matter how much Fizz dislikes the Enderman living in their house— is part of the family, their family. It doesn’t matter how dysfunctional, how tense, how uncertain everything is. They’re family now, in a sense, and Aeri aches to keep them clutched tight to her chest, doesn’t want to feel the loneliness that comes with being the only one in the community home at nights.
Well. Her eyes dart back to Fizz. He’s usually there too. No matter how often he leaves, when night falls and his sun disappears, he always finds his way back to the community home.
To home.
“I wouldn’t go that far,” Fizz says, more than a little cynical, biting deep into a golden apple like he has stacks to spare, “family. It’s not— we’re not— None of this is family. Not yet. We’ve got a long way to go before it’s family.”
And when Fizz says we, Aeri knows sun means you. She doesn’t protest, doesn’t even bat an eyelid: she thinks she’s beginning to understand the server owner’s mind, little by little. She knows this, at least. It’s routine.
So she smiles faintly, looks out across the hills and forests. Birch trees stretch out branches in hello, birds sing a sleepy song, and Aeri’s smile grows a little more genuine.
“I know. But we’re getting there. We’ll get there. And…” She pauses, letting the words roll around in her mouth for a second. “And you’ve got me to keep things peaceful. That’s enough, right?”
Fizz looks at her then, really looks at her. And Aeri doesn’t feel enough — she never has, and the way Fizz appraises her doesn’t help her self esteem in the slightest — but she’s done fine so far. She’s kept the peace. She’s made people happy. She’s created a home, not just for her, but for everyone on the server.
(Except Nighty, who runs as fast as they can in the opposite direction, away from Home, away from Fizz. Except Dr3, the earthen god who lives so far underground even Fizz can’t reach them.)
(Aeri tries to ignore the loose ends. She doesn’t talk of Nighty. She remains respectful of Dr3. She can’t think about the loose ends pulling her woven tapestry apart.)
There are no wars, no battles, no rivalries. The only enemy of the server has fled along with their pet. Everything else is as normal as a server can get. And it’s early days, of course. Any day now, something awful could happen and destroy everything. She’s not a fighter, she’s not a defender. If the home falls, she can’t stop it.
But she’s determined to keep the community home a place of peace. She’s determined to keep the whole server a place of peace. And Fizz’s eyes find that when he gazes at her, and for the first time, it’s Fizz that looks away first, nodding in something resembling satisfaction.
“I think you’ll do,” he says, and Aeri feels warm pride blossom in her chest. “You’ll do.”
You’ll do.
It’s enough to ignore the prickle of anxiety that rises with it.
You’ll do.
She hopes she will.
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So for like a year I’ve had a notes page titled “C!beeduo thoughts for when I cave and download tumblr” and I finally did so even though I’m not super interested in them anymore it would feel wrong not to post these thoughts (also feel free to ask for clarification if you want because these notes are jumbled as hell)
-name a better duo then c!beeduo fans and being touch starved I’ll wait (no c!beeduo themselves don’t count)
-Ranboo forgetting he thought Tubbo ender
C!Ranboo: says something sweet in ender
C!Tubbo: (genuinely touched) hey bossman do you remember teaching me ender
C!Ranboo: (now a little embarrassed) no
-They immediately hug each other so tight and refuse to let go appon c!Ranboo’s revival
-When c!Ranboo looks people in the eyes he gets murderous thoughts because endermen but for c!Tubbo he can look in his eyes because the thoughts are muddled by sweet ones about how much he loves him
-Them calling each other pretty because I know for a fact those two are insecure about their appearance
-nlm c!beeduo: awkward and nervous around each other
snowchester c!beeduo: still awkward and nervous around each other but now they are married and with child
-the fact they can look each other in the eyes means a lot on both sides
-Michael has a British accent
-endear walk Ranboo cares for his family deeply
-ew!Ranboo is also more clingy and overprotective
-they’re extra clingy when c!ranboo gets revived
-c!Ranboo giving c!Tubbo his jacket when he’s cold because the cold barely even effects him anyways (enderman)
-both of them having pink hair or white hair
-c!Tubbo being able to pick
c!Ranboo up but c!Ranboo is convinced he’s going to drop him
-all wholesome and genuinely sweetest nicknames started off as insults
-they are nothing if not both insecure about their relationship
-c!ranboo: so is their a mr _ in your life or
C!tubbo: yeah it’s you
C!ranboo: wait really
-C!ranboo is very much not a morning person
-c!Ranboo calls c!Tubbo and Michael “his favorite boys”
-c!Tubbo can’t call them his favorite boys because c!tommy will throw a fit (also c!Ranboo nonbinary real)
-c!Tubbo and Michael doing the angry face thing me and dad do
-c!Ranboo listening to him rant about red stone and nukes
-c!Tubbo wants to be held c!Ranbbo wants to hold
-c!Ranboo brushing the bangs out of c!Tubbo’s face so he can see his eyes
-c!Tubbo hitting himself to try and stop himself from crying
-they do each other’s hair
-c!tubbo is a communist not because he’s anti exploiting the working class but because he’s pro exploiting rich people
-c!tubbo sneaking up behind c!Ranboo to give him a kiss on the cheek and it always catches c!Ranboo off guard
-c!Ranboo gets to be mostly unlabelled as a treat
Gender: idk
Romantic orientation: idk
Whether or not his relationship with his husband is platonic or romantic: idk
-post marriage pre falling in love c!beeduo >>>>>>
-queer platonic infuses on the queer
-c!tubbo used to joke flirt with c!Ranboo as a way to pretend he was like actually close
-“He claimed to love Ranboo's wealth, for it was far easier than admitting the truth-“ (I think this was a quote from a fic but I don’t remember which one)
-c!beeduo cheesy hallmark movie au
-c!tubbo is just so seasonal
-the idea of taxes never actually mattering to c!beeduo is fine and good but it’s so much more funny if there just stupid and thought that the marriage would genuinely help with the taxes that they don’t pay
-one of them loves to read and the other absolutely despise it but I can’t decide who’s who
-matching explosion scares that they take care of together
-they can’t go to bed angry like physically c!ranboo will count as a hostile mob and c!tubbo “can’t sleep monsters near by”
-ghostboo making his vail darker/more opaque so c!Tubbo doesn’t have to see his dead husbands face
-c!Ranboo’s earnings act as item space
-ghostboo: I thought maybe you could love me like you used to even though I’m different
-c!Tubbo: and she’s smiling at me and I feel nothing I feel empty and I’m scared that
-mermaid (cRanboo) and pirate (cTubbo) au (actually ended up drawing this hell yeah)
-c!Ranboo (or c!Tubbo honestly) and c!Aimsey are just going to be mlm + wlw solidarity I can already tell
-c!Aimsey is Michaels cool uncle I don’t care it’s happening (sorry c!Tommy you’ve been replaced)
-c!Ranboo uses more cute nicknames then c!Tubbo
-c!Ranboo: do you think I’m a good dad
c!Tubbo: I mean you’re no Tubbo underscore beloved but yeah you’re alright
-these repressed bitches who have awful copping mechanism
-c!Tubbo is either the most overdramatic sick person or he completely hides his illness and tries to pretend he’s fine no in between
-c!Aimsey is a human who has an obsession with bunnies and is not a hybrid
-cAimsey, c!Eryan, and c!Tommy fight over who Michael’s favorite uncle figure is
-Michael is an Angel with his dads…every one else is free range
-ghostboo’s veil is optional but he only really where’s it when c!Tubbo Is around
-when they first got married they stayed up all night talking because they’re both a bit afraid to fall asleep
-sometimes c!Ranboo will just forget that they’re married and get super caught off guard by affectionate actions
-are you guys married or just roommates?
C!Tubbo: neither
C!Ranboo: both
-that one meme were it’s like I wonder what I taste like
-You know those people who interpret c!beeduo as platonic and then put a /p on every post even if it’s not even a little romantic I think it would be funny if people who interpreted them as romantic did that too. Like draw a picture of them straight up kissing and then put a /r just to make sure it’s clear
-Ranbob exists which means canonically c!Ranboo has to be revived to not upset the space time continuum
-It’s so important to me that one of the first things that made them “fall for each other” was seeing how good of a dad the other was to Michael
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