Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2003]
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YALL IM GETTING SEVERELY AGGRESSIVE
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fuck i am looking for a small appartement around Paris and it's HELL i hate it i hate it i hate that it's costing me half my salary i hate that im at the landlords' mercy i hate that i can't live where i actually want to live i hate that because i don't have long term contracts i can only contact private owners bc agencies would trash my case immediately i HATE that there are so many fake ads to con people and steal their money or identities i hate that the market is SO strained that people are desperate and therefore easy prey to assholes i hate that i can't ask landlords for a proof of ownership because i'd be listed as a pompous prick and cast aside immediately bc there are dozens of less regarding potential tenants waiting in line I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
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My oven baked salmon glazed in verbena honey lemon juice and butter is so good everyone is jealous of my oven baked salmon glazed in verbena honey lemon juice and butter
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eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you
car manufacturers:
i swear to god if another one of you motherfuckers go on abt how "blue light isnt actually that bad 🤓" i am going to block your stupid ass this post has over 30k notes theres no way you think ur first goddamn person to say it shut uuuup i do not give a shit
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sorry but the whole "aziraphale keeps a gun inside a hollowed out book" is THE BIGGEST missed opportunity ever to do a LITERAL Chekhov's Gun I'm so mad about it can you imagine if in episode 6 when they're fighting the demons in the bookshop and they run out of encyclopedias to throw and they're completely out of options instead of exploding his halo aziraphale just pulls a pistol out of a book and starts fucking shooting them
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this is my love letter to doms who get off on hurting their subs, that shit's hot you're hot and not evil nor fucked up for having a thing for that stuff i love you and you can hurt my pussy any time btw
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