Patient's distressed mother: I don't think I want to impulsively give my dying son medicine that has a good chance of killing him much faster-
House: WOOOOW your only child is going to DIE and it's going to be your fault for not making this split second decision right now, you fucking MORON
Now as much as I love the mrauders fandom, you guys are kind of sleeping on the saphhic ships. I keep seeing saphhic versions of the m/m fics and like I get it! Draw what you want! Write what you want! love it! But if you guys rlly want saphhic things why not draw the *cough cough* actual women in the fandom?
Literally literally when mordred wheels out the fucking canons to shoot at the Tower of London. my heart just drops. like it is SO OVER. Mordred is literally ushering in the end of the age of chivalry and nothing will ever be the same again
i want to be in the timeline where a stoat becomes a fucking nuclear physicist and SOLVES CLIMATE CHANGE and her twin brother WHO IS ALSO A STOAT makes an entire stoat country because he's so good at jumping HE JOINS THE OLYMPICS