#HOW. this was like maybe 30 mins

[ammerynth]

I climb out of my grave to present a mika

#seraph of the end #owari no seraph #mikaela hyakuya #myart #this is legitimately the first thing ive drawn in like 2 years? maybe even 3….. i was busy lol #finished my degree. moved in with my bf. got an additional 2 yrs experience in my field and am due to start my msc in a few months finally #anyway i am extremely out of practice so like…. pls be kind if anyone even sees this lmao #this would have taken me 30 mins to finish back in the day but it took me all day hahahahaha #im so embarrassed to even post this lol how did i do this so regularly before #the mortifying ideal of being known etc

[kimjunnoodle]

@imitationdrow

original post [x]

#lmao the audio is very quiet #i downloaded garage band just for you to distort the audio 😂 merry birthmas holiday #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #im back to shitposting 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #did i spend 30 mins of time i should have been working trying to figure out how to import the file to GB...? #only to then just record it off my phone like a loon. no.. maybe #look this is art and i am but a humble artist #i love the idea that one of the steel watch is just programed to play this for him lmaooo #poor guy #the whole city hates him for his girl boss antics and pathetic vibes #flashing tw

[pepprs]

halfway thru my first drivers ed session. idk if i can do this aftually lol

#purrs #there’s like 30+ ppl in the class and most of them are high schoolers who already have like at least 20-30 hrs and i have 3. also the #instructor is really nice and means well but she is also a little clueless and she embarrassed me in front of everyone (or maybe i #embarrassed myself) bc she had us all introduce ourselves and say what we like to do and i said play video games and she was like oh are you #a bit of a gamer 👀 have you been to any of those conventions. LIKE 💀😭 NO I JUST PLAY SILLY LITTLE PET GAMES….. #but ajyways um. i don’t have enough driving experience to start behind the wheel lessons yet 💀💀💀💀💀 and we r watching videos rn and it’s so s #scary like istill have such trouble even maneuvering the car around how am isupposed to develop situational awareness and be driving on high #hihways and shit. this is so overwhelming. it’s like ‘every moment ur behind the wheel u and the ppl around u are at risk’ well idont want t #to be at risk or risk others lives. but also i need to move out. help 💔💖 #anyways this class has INSANELY long breaks (like 15+ mins thank god) and we might be able to end early every day too so. fingers crossed it #wont be that bad and i’ll actually retain stuff and learn to drive fucking finally. but im so scared #also on thursday we are watching a video depicting a graphic c*r cr*sh so. that’s just fucking great #drivers ed tag

[ilonacho]

highlights from today nwn

#patty peace sign like a true queer she just like me fr #been rlyyy missing simpsons lately….. maybe ill post some art if i ever get around to drawing some lol #they updated the poster!! ​5 outta 8 f/os yayyy #the clips they played were so fucking funny I MISS SIMPSONS id never seen that grandpa clip #but it was so damn funny #ALSOOO WHEN WE ENTERED THE SEUSS STORE LIKE 5 MINS BEFORE HOW BAD CAN I BE #yall the volume was louder during the song im certain they turned it up for us #cuz we sat down to film the whole thing and the employee tried to duck outta the way fbsbfkdk bless them #very fun day i love spending time w/ my wife #i also did NOT buy the $30+ plushie i saw and was yearning for #and i feel ok. i wanna get the chonky lil lorax tho maybe

[daxterknight]

so i’m no artist by any means but i do the music thing sometimes and while reading @spookyybird and @oh-snapperss ethubs resistance au fic (specifically “promised”) i was inspired to write some music about them meeting towards the end of this chapter. this is the wip of that lil song :) 

here’s a lil insight of what i did with the song: - the song is the key of Eb bc Etho/bdubs (i think im funny) - the drone in the background (cello) is the idea of the impending threat of people catching them meeting but it's also symbolic in a way of who's "speaking" per se. etho gets the Eb note and Bdubs get’s the Bb note - the wood marimba is meant to be etho and the metal vibraphone is meant to be bdubs just bc it made sense in my head (im also a percussionist so most of my works are with percussion instruments LMAO) - the two fast notes by themselves are meant to be the other saying "e-tho" or "b-dubs" and they keep going back to saying it throughout their convo. the very first one is meant to be etho saying bdubs and then silence bc he wasn't at the balcony yet (like in the fic), then more dramatic silence after bdubs responds just bc musically it sounded better imo than going straight into a phrase

#ethubs #hermitshipping #ethubs resistance au #etho #bdubs #original music #i wrote this in like 30 mins and somehow it still holds up #i may write more of this later but i kinda like how it ends?? #maybe just a sequel or smth #also if you hear bells in the background no you don't <3 #my cats wanted to say hi

[magentagalaxies]

in an unexpected turn of events i'm having to edit down the content in my aubrey monologues so that i can actually fit all four of them in my final performance for my standup class and on the one hand it sucks bc i really love some of the jokes i have to cut but on the other hand someday i'll be able to write more monologues and possibly expand upon this cut material so i can get a whole monologue on a topic that would've just been an aside

#the actual standups in my class who have only ever done a tight five having to stretch their new material to fit the 20 minute final #vs me‚ an extremely extra fag who's used to writing full-length scripts‚ realizing the 3 monologues i've timed already add up to 20 min #and i'm working on a fourth one that works better as an opener than any of the existing pieces so it has to get in #(it'll be short tho i'm making sure of it. it's just like ''here's some material about aubrey's relationship to zir mom!'') #(then immediate segue into the uncle reg bit) #got the catcalling monologue down to 5 minutes and 30 seconds when the first draft was nine minutes #(tbh i'm fine with most of those cuts i think they were mostly filler) #(there's a bit about androgyny that i liked that i cut but tbh it doesn't work as just one paragraph it needs more nuance) #the uncle reg monologue is having the ''dumped at the pride parade'' thing trimmed down which is funny bc that was the original premise #tbh i could probably stretch my toronto pride material ft. uncle reg to a full 20 minutes bc the first stream of consciousness was so long #i wrote it right after i myself got back from toronto pride and tbh i actually wrote it as the outline for a sitcom episode #so the monologue version is very reduced down bc there were so many details that didn't fit in #and i'm realizing the material about the person who dumped aubrey should be its own monologue that i'll do another time #and maybe even add in the rest of the sitcom-style story at some point bc tbh that's some of my favorite aubrey material i've come up with #and the cishetman monologue is getting the intro part about facetime trimmed a bit bc it meanders #and the ''sugar and spice and everything nice'' joke is being cut even tho i like it bc i actually have a ton more material in my notebook #that's just me riffing on how weird those expressions are. and the material isn't polished but i could make it something later #the song isn't being trimmed bc it has a very specific run time and imo is the strongest. so that's my closer #anyway thank you to everyone reading my aubrey updates i'll be sure to post the final 20-minute-special on youtube #and i hope i get to do more monologues soon so i can put the other ideas mentioned here (as well as some i haven't) out into the world

[cherry-bomb-ships]

God such a shame that timeline-wise it wouldn't make much sense for my s/i to be in the PPG movie because I am thinking so hard abt it right now

#ALREADY WANNA REWATCH THAT GODDAMN MOVIE. FUCK #specifically thinking about the climax eh. ehehehehehehe EEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE #if u know u know (i feel like maybe. three people will know 😂) #love how when i watched this movie 3 weeks ago i was just focused on how hard that last 15 or so minutes goes #and now im still doing that but also kinda go 😳😳😳👉👈 #ANYWAYS. imma try to take a 30 min nap bye. 💖💖💖💖💖 #ruby rambles #💜: loving you's a felony #🍒🧬: emotional processing lag

[compacflt]

Watching battleship right now and it got me thinking about ur post wondering how maverick and ice would react to current recruitment methods like e-girls and I just have to wonder what their thoughts would have been about this movie. It's more focused on the ships and not so much the fighter jets, obviously, but still...just a giant ad for the Navy. Also Rihanna which is perhaps the most important part of it all.

im no whitemanologist but if ice & mav are anything like my dad theyd probably think it’s some pretty sick shit

full disclosure: had not seen battleship until just now, when i watched it so i could answer this ask. thoughts: man, what a waste of jesse plemons! actually the whole cast is kinda stacked: liam neeson COMPACFLT (fuck yeah), Rihanna, alexander skarsgard….. woof. and yeah, it’s a gigantic fuck-you ad for the navy, but even i got a freedom boner when they hopped on *that ship* at the very end (70-year-old ordnance notwithstanding). like, i get it. that kinda whipped ass actually.

as recruitment material it’s very interesting. *guy who has only ever seen top gun watching any other movie* WOW JUST LIKE TOP GUN!!! no, but seriously, all these pro-Navy pro-mil movies are pushing a characterization of the military & the people in it that is laughably absurd. Our main character is always some guy who’s quietly very talented but outwardly a huge asshole who never plays by the rules & stays in the institution that gives him power only by the skin of his teeth. These movies are about *belonging* and push a message that even the most screwy of screw-ups can find their place in the military with a little patriotism and perseverance (maverick voice: “just wanna serve my country and be the best fighter pilot in the Navy, SIR”)—when that’s clearly not true. so, yes, in Battleship hopper is our asshole persevering main character who does everything (EVERYTHING) wrong until he just happens to do one thing right (read sun tzu I guess?) & gets a command of his own. The message is, join the navy, doesn’t matter how much of a fuck-up you are in real life, you too can excel & be recognized & get the outrageously hot chick & lead other men & have immense power….

…when we get invaded by aliens. cause that’s always the other part of these movies that kinda confuses me: unless it’s a historical movie (black Hawk down, american sniper, SPR, hacksaw ridge etc) in the modern age of pro-mil movies we have to make up an enemy to propagandize. TGM’s “fifth-gen fighter” advanced nation, for instance. Not Russia and not Iran and not DPRK, some other shitholistan that isn’t made of real people so we can drop fictional bombs on them without feeling bad. And these fictional enemies are always more advanced than us, because we are perpetual underdogs (& have been since the AmRev war, it’s part of our historical DNA). But… that discrepancy doesn’t reflect reality, obvi. If Tom Cruise hadn’t wanted to film inside real planes, TGM could’ve been a 5-minute short film of an F-35 dropping a precision guided bunker buster from 40,000 feet. like, we have the logistical/materiel capability to execute pretty much any mission we want with little to no actual struggle. But that makes for poor propaganda storytelling. So… aliens it is

It is also worth engaging with Top Gun: Maverick as a recruitment text in and of itself, and I don’t mean like “oh planes cool = people want to join the navy” I mean, this is a movie where the CORE EMOTIONAL TENET is that a kid who wanted to be in the navy got shut out & is still pissed about it. The central emotional tenet of TGM is Rooster trying to finally prove to Maverick that he IS ready to join the Navy. The whole movie is built upon the assumption that the Navy is someplace You Want To Be. It’s not just a recruitment text, it’s a recruitment story. And again, it’s asshole-rule-breaker Maverick who juuuuust manages to stay in because he’s actually super talented all along and not actually a fuck-up, and the Navy legitimizes him as a person (in my reading, as a man) at the end… warlock voice: “You’re where you belong.” Is he, though? All the evidence seems to suggest otherwise!

#ice & mav walking out of the TGM theatre: …well that was fucking stupid #’how come rooster didn’t just do NROTC in college it would’ve taken just the same amount of time’ #’how can an O-6 who makes 80-90k a year afford a 4 million dollar plane’ #’how come they didn’t wait another 30 seconds to fire the tomahawks so the time limit could be 3 mins instead of 2.30’ #i think it’s like #you know how doctors can’t watch scrubs/any other medical drama #I bet that’s how it is for military personnel too #‘that would never happen in real life’ etc etc #so maybe ice & mav wouldn’t think battleship was sick shit after all #i liked the aliens’ goatees #thank you for the ask & thank you for thinking of me :) #sorry i turned it into an essay #asks #top gun maverick #top gun meta #? #i take my ‘mav is incredibly ooc in tgm’ opinion extremely seriously #wait i might be wrong about the nrotc i maybe meant to say OTS #u know what i mean

[permafrown]

who want me . . .

#yikes.txt #good afternoon ..! #ive been up for likeeee . maybe around like 30 mins to an hour #but u know how it is #still thinking abt .

[sungchantual]

made the decision that do wanna move into my own little apartment towards summer time but the market here in the city is very sparse and i don't have a ton of money so my plan is to tell everyone i know that i am looking for an apartment and hopefully this way i can maybe get something through like contacts yk

#like if a friend of a friend moves out and someone tells me so we can maybe arrange that i take it over and we both save a lot of time #and trouble looking with the application process :)) #and since i live in a student city and all my coworkers are young girls i think i might have good chances if i start with them #wish me luck guys #i'm also always torn between moving into a different apartment here where i have some friends from school and my workplace that i really #like to go to or if i move to the city where my uni is in which is a 30 min train ride away #but idrk anyone there besides maybe 3 ppl from uni and it's a way bigger city and i don't know anything about it i would be going in blindl #but i would feel more comfortable moving within my current city let's see how it goes #000

[yunogf]

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#been sitting in my car for 30 min after clocking out then just making up errands to have an excuse to do smth #so i dont have to go home &be alone until i have smth to do again (go to work the next morning) :((((( #hate how u can go a whole day w out seeing someone &think ok maybe i can get a good nights sleep but then they show up #10 min before u leave for the day &then ur night is ruined bc u have trouble falling asleep #then have stress dreams when u do finally fall asleep #😞😞 #ik its bc i havent confronted anything but i dont see myself ever doing it or rather initiating the confrontation bc idt it's my place #like what right do i have to disrupt what someone else has going to bring myself some ease #idk this probably doesnt make any sense i just need to vent bc i have cried in my car everyday after work for a month 😭 #im ok ive just landed myself in a particularly shitty situation but only for me #everyone else is fine 🫠 #&im a chronic overthinker so i have all these thoughts just swirling around &festering #im driving myself insane &then whenever im around.....the other ppl in this situation.....theres never a chance to let any of it out #im gonna explode at some point i know it &i dont want that to happen bc i dont want to be mean :(( but i also dont want to grow to resent #anyone bc this shit hasnt been properly dealt with :((((( #ugh . #changing of the weather isnt helping i feel like im 16 again in my dark bedroom driving myself insane 😭😭

[solfinite]

i need like a digital clock + calender dangling in front of my face or else i won't know what day or time it is. it's wednesday and i fully thougth it was sunday today i have a horrible internal clock

#also i cannot tell how much time has passed for the life of me #I'll guess that like maybe 30 mins and in reality 3 hours have passed #and its not even fun passes time quickly way its like what the fuck im panicking #sero talks #sigh #maybe im tired

[piplupod]

i dont understand when people say that when you are depressed all you want to do is isolate yourself, because while yeah sure I've experienced that to some degree, most of the time I would love to be around someone but I don't have anyone who actually cares or wants to help. all the people around me are unsafe. i dont have anybody who would just sit with me, who would listen and care, who would spend time with me without judging me badly for being unwell. i Want to be around someone who cares, but I don't have that, so I end up isolating to try to protect myself from further hurt while I'm already down and hurting.

#i do have a couple ppl online mind you #but its not the same. i need ppl irl. physically sharing a space with me #i dont know #everything hurts really bad today. i haven't felt this low maybe ever #actually no there was one time before now i can remember feeling this low for this long fjfkdl when new meds gave me dangerous side effects #no new meds this time! just a continuously growing pile of trauma and exhaustion and winter #i wish there was someone who cared and wanted to help. i just want to be in the same room as somebody else for a while #its so fucking stupid that that's too much to ask for. everything hurts a lot today #i just want to not be here fjgklf im tired and hurting and nothing is helping #I've tried so many things today to help and none of it is working #but i dont even have last resort coping bc of the holidays and arms will be visible at some points probably #so i have to stay clean but god. god. idk this is... not good. i wish i knew how to fix this #i just want to sit in the same room as someone even. just for like an hour. 30 mins. I'd even take 10 mind #mins* #but ... i dont have anyone who is safe and who cares. god this is so so sucks

[ethereiling]

counted up how much time i spend doing nothing but work + sleep + eat and turns out it leaves me with like 2 and a quarter hours of true free time a day at most and . well. i think i know why im so fatigued lmao

#avpswjy #like i knew it was about that much but seeing it counted up is. a bit dire #literally if i didnt have sleep issues that REQUIRE me to sleep 9ish hours a night id be fine #but no i have to do that or i get horrible migraines :) #also i didnt count stuff like.. basic chores and prepping for bed which is at least like 30 min? so that leaves me with. under two hours #genuinely how am i supposed to live like this!! please #i was gonna just power thru with the mandatory overtime but like. its been months with no update #and they keep saying soon ! and im like bitch When #maybe if there was an end date in sight i could stay strong but it. could be months more. and i cant do that #it stresses me out sm because like i like this job! i like the people there! but i cant live like this #i wish i could just make stories but i. dont have the following or skills for that #i dont care about still needing to learn but it sucks when im prevented from doing stuff i care about bc of it. lmao #i dont want to just despair nonstop but it kind of sucks when every time i start to think things will finally be manageable and okay #it turns out that its still like extremely too much for me #anyway :) i have to go back to work tmmr after a week of being sick #and im so scared of being told that i have to make up all the time i wasnt working #bc i ran out of pto #but like brother. i cannot do it. im already so fatigued. i cant do it #i just hope that it goes okay :')

[daiseukiis]

if i wasn't with my coworker istg that dumb bitch would've gotten kidnapped

#me and her take the same bus back n so 2night we both had to stay a bit later since management is visitng tmrw #so yea we go out to the bus stop like 2 mins away kinda across the st to get back right #THIS GIRL'S AWARENESS IS SO FKN NONEXISTENT SHE IS BLIND OR WHAT #bc call me isagi w the meta vision but how tf does she not see #some random guy following us after the security guard walked back into the store #we left a bit early to get to the bus and we noticed the security guard was out on call #called the police bc a wanted person was in the store; they caught him but we didn't stay bc it wasnt our problem #we were like off 30 mins ago not us lol #but basically when we were crossing the street i heard and saw from the corner of my eye that someone left the store #after the security guard went in but didn't pay attention to it bc i thot some customer was walking to their car #but then i notice the cross the street after we cross the street im like ok maybe going to the bus #but then he calls us out otw to the bus stop and ofc we ignored him and then he approached us #he asked for a cig and then offerred a ride and mf didnt get the hint until i told him my husband is waiting for me #HE LEFT and then i saw him walk all the way back to our store parking lot #and then after we got off to our station i noticed some hobo bothering a few girls in front of us #YK WHAT THIS DUMB BITCH DOES ?? #UNKNOWINGLY WALKS TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION AND I AM PULLING HER SLEEVE TO MAKE HER WALK THE OTHER WAY #ISTG THIS BITCH COULD GET KIDNAPPED SHE HAS NO SPACIAL AWARENESS #anyways perks of walking like 12:30am #༊*·˚ wandering goddess

[victimized-martyr]

15 and 27 for the ask game!

15.Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

my unpopular opinion uhhhh

Ginger Cow ain’t a good episode. I personally don’t count it as canon and try to forget it exists. Cartman’s entire emotional investment in Kyle depends on his fiery attitude and willingness to rise up to whatever challenge faces him. Kyle ain’t afraid to throw hands and Cartman loves it when he fights back (I think in part, bc he wants his attention. But a good chunk of it’s because he blows up over the smallest shit and it’s so funny to see). As soon as Kyle leaves the picture, or worse, gives in, Cartman gets bored. So why is it that Cartman enjoys a submissive Kyle in this episode?? It doesn’t make sense to me.

I think also, Cartman and Kyle’s dynamic in the ep isn’t fitting for an ep so late in the show’s run. Cartman and Kyle had a lot of development between seasons 10 and 18, so it’s weird to see a season 7 level of animosity between the two here.

I can talk more reasons why I don’t like Ginger Cow but i don’t wanna talk about Ginger Cow more than I need to so it just… the episode leaves a bad taste in my mouth. ‘s like eatin fart or somethn.

27. answered!

#asks #not to sound like a lil bitch but ​ginger cow is just too real for me to laugh at?? i know right #the thing is it’s to straightforward. cartman farts in kyle’s mouth kyle can’t say shit and he just takes it i’m like… where’s the spice … #this was supposed to be a two parter but i can’t recall why it was cut to one episode #not that i feel the premise was strong enough to sustain two 30 min ep— ohh maybe that’s why #anyways if it WAS lengthened it woulda been nice to have cartman be in cagaracter and say. y’know. ‘actually i’m bored and seein kyle like #this sucks ass why does this suck ass so much. (deeply repressed guilt) maybe i should make him swallow my burbs too??’ #stan and kenny felt like last minute reactors to the plot but again idk how to remedy that bc the episode is so…. mmnn #meh #wow. typos galore #’character’ and ‘burps’ goddamnit i can’t type