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wyldwon · 1 year
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apileofmoss · 2 years
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gen loss ranboo gets arrested and all he says is "god forbid women do anything🙄"
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futurride · 13 days
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angrysheeptime · 3 months
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"your not going to find a lot of night jobs you know" wow did you forget what the sun does to be now? The hives? The constantly bleeding open wounds that we called rashes? Ya know the ones my doctor called ✨ severe✨? The ones *I now have scars from*
I don't exactly have much of a choice anymore do I? Fuck off
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romiyaro · 1 year
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Bokuto randomly bites ur asscheek as payback to all the times u grab his ass
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tinogiehd · 7 months
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anthea-n-co · 4 months
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hesays thank you
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quackitytheduck · 4 months
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WHY WOULD HESAY THAT
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misamzy · 1 year
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i think it’s fun to torture my boyfriend by telling memories of times i’m with him but i honestly started it bc i just have to learn to get things from my head into writing. so here’s another memory that i love and cant stop thinking about!
prom 2022
the last dance.
the song was Speechless by Dan & Shay.
i suddenly became conscious of everything i could hear, see, and feel. i could hear everyone talking and i could see all the lights and people. i could feel my dress and the shorts i had on under it. i could feel my glasses and
—oH shit i forgot to put deodorant on. can other people tell? do they know i have swim shorts under my dress? can they tell i hate my hair right now? ok i’m holding his arm now and he’s taking me to the dance floor. can he hear me thinking? can he actually read my mind? i hope i don’t step on his toes.—
all my thoughts were silenced when we stopped walking and he held my hand to dance.
his eyes are so pretty.
—don’t kiss him yet. not yet. not yet.—
the song was really loud. the speakers were turned up way too much. it’s hard to hear anyone you’re trying to have a conversation with.
he told me outright that he likes me.
—he sAID IT HE HSAID IT HESAIS IT HEGSAID IAJSVKSHDVDKSV……….am i smiling too much? what if i accidentally say something he doesn’t like? what if i’m not remembering correctly about this thing i’m telling him? what if he starts to ask if we’re official? what if—
my thoughts are cut short again by the feeling of his hand on my waist pulling me a little closer. we were already close as it was. he pulled me closer.
—is it weird if i lay my head on his shoulder? we just confessed (obvious) feelings for each other. is it too soon? the song isn’t long enough for my taste. i want to just stay here forever. this feeling right here. right now—
abruptly, yet right on time, the song comes to an end and before i knew it we were walking off the dance floor. i was still smiling. he looked really happy too.
—agnes. agnes. i need to find agnes. i need to tell her. i need to hug her. i’m very happy. i need her to know.—
i couldn’t find her and i had to wait till the next day to even see her.
going to bed that night was like torture yet also very welcome. torture bc i had to leave him but welcome bc i was so exhausted from dancing.
i fell asleep at 2am ish with butterflies still flying around my stomach and head.
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breakfastglue · 1 year
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just learned how to fluently talk in pig Latin so I made Kyle's Mom from south park but only in pig latin
here it is:
ellway
ylekay's omsay's a itchbay, hesay's a igbay atfay itchbay
hesay's the iggestbay itchbay in the holeway ideway orldway
hesay's a upidstay itchbay, if heretay vereay asway a itchbay
hesay's a itchbay to all the oybays and irlgays
On ondaymay hesay's a itchbay
On uesdaytsay hesay's a itchay
On ednesdayway hroughtay aturdaysay hesay's a itchbay
hentay on undaysay ustjay to ebay ifferentday
hesay's a upersay inglay amehamehakay i-аtchbay!
avehay ouyay verey etmay ymay iendfray ylekay's ommay?
hesay's the iggestbay itchbay in the holeway ideway orldway
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la)
hesay's a eanmay ol' itchbay and hesay ashay upidstay airhay
hesay's a itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay
alktay otay idskay roundaay the orldway
And it ightmay ogay a ittlelay itbay omethingsay ikelay histay:
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師
我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦
La mère de Kyle est une pute
C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa
Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii
avehay ouyay verey etmay ymay iendfray ylekay's ommay?
hesay's the iggestbay itchbay in the holeway ideway orldway
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la)
hesay's a eanmay ol' itchbay and hesay ashay upidstay airhay
hesay's a itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay (*oh*)
itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay, itchbay
hesay's a upidstay itchbay!
ylekay's ommay's a itchbay
And hesay's uchsay a irtyday itchbay
I eallyray eanmay it
ylekay's ommay, hesay's a igbay, atfay, uckin'fay itchbay
igbay ol' atfay uckin'fay itchbay, ylekay's ommay
eahyay, achay
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I hold out my ring hand and speak as loudly and clearly as I ever have, letting my magic rise up from the empty pit of my stomach—"Simon says!"
Simon's next words ring out, dense with magic—"Stop it, stop hurting me!"
The Mage jerks away from him, then sags in Baz's arms.
Baz steps back, confused, and lets the Mage drop to the floor.
Then Baz reaches for Simon, but Simon is kneeling over the Mage, grasping at his chest.
"I... I think he's dead. Penny! I think I killed him. Oh God."
Simon sobs. "Oh Merlin. Penny!"
I'm still shaking, but I crawl across the room towards them. "It's okay, Simon."
"It's not okay—the Mage is dead. Why is he dead?"
I don't know why he's dead. I don't know what's happening.
"Maybe that's the only way he could stop hurting you," I say.
"But I didn't mean to kill him!" Simon cries, holding the Mage up, his arms around his back.
"Technically, it was Bunce who killed him," Baz says, but hesays it gently, and there are tears in his eyes.
"He's dead," Simon says. "The Mage is dead."
This literally broke me 😭
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neotrances · 1 year
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hesays stuff like that like every ten minutes irl and then he acts shocked when i get nervous stop talking like that my brains frying .
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futurride · 20 days
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eddiemunsonswifez · 2 years
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heavy smut🌶]Fingering, rough rough sex,getting high,handcuffs,hair pulling,choking kink,slapping kink,spiting kink, mentions names like,slut,whore,bitch,good girl, baby,love,darling,and more also slut is used a lot •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••"Hey Kiana "Eddie says smiling at me. "Hey Eddie"i say smiling back at him"I was wondering if after school if you wanna come to my house and get high maybe and get drunk ?? " sure Eddie" I said smiling big "what time" "6:00" he said grinning At me "okay "I'll be there at 5:59" I say pecking a small kiss on his cheek. *Twenty minutes later**I get to eddies house*"Hey darling" he said leaning over me "Hey Munson"I say smiling walking inside his trailer "So are you ready to get high and drunk"he saidsmirking "Eddie quit that" I said blushing a little"Quit what???" As if he acted like he didn't just smirk "anyways let's get started" Eddie says Minutes later me and Eddie are fucked upWhen suddenly I get pulled into a kiss by Eddie and I pulled back and smashed my lips into he pulled me onto his lap and I started moving my hips going faster and faster "fuck Kiana" Eddie moans I could feel his bulge through his pants "take them off" hesays so I do,as I took them off Eddie kept eyeing fucking me "like what you see Munson" I say grinning bigly "yeah I do" he says
smirking whiletaking his clothes off.I start making out with him, his hand slowly moved down to my clit subbing it softly when he shoved two fingers in my hole,I gasp at thefeeling.his finger on my clit started moving faster and faster,at this point I was a moaning mess,at this point Eddie has put three fingers in my hole curlingHis fingers hitting my good spot "fuck Eddie faster" he sped up his pace and took his fingers out "why didyou stop"I whined
"shut the fuck up whore"as he squeezed my cheeks"open your mouth bitch"so I do,Eddie spits a big glob spit in my mouth "swallow for my princess" I see Eddie get up grabbingsomething I couldn't see what it was,Eddie comes back and I see what's in hand,it was handcuffs, Eddie turn me around and puts the handcuffs on me before smacking my ass hard making me jolt forward "stay the fuck still slut" Eddie pumped his dick a few times before slamming into me "SHIT EDDIE"his pace started going faster as the pain turned into pleasure "you like that slut do I make you feel good hmm??""Yes Eddie~" I say moaning,eddies hand slowly trailed up to my throat and tightly gripping it not tight enough to stop my air flow,he starts thrusting harder going rough
"fuck darling you feel so good around me"he starts sucking on my neck leaving hickeys,I clench around him making him groan loudly, "fuck do that again"he says moaning,so I do,his thrust started getting sloppy each thrust"I'm so close Eddie" he started picking up his pace again but this time deeper and much faster this time "I'm gonna cum baby"he says,that's when the knot in my stomach released in my stomach and I cummed all over his dick making him groan in pleasure he pulled out and laid next to him cuddling in to his chest "please tell me your on birth control" "I am don't worry" he laughed as he kissed my lips as we both drifted off to sleep.A/n:request are open
I hope you liked this story:)
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beetlebongos · 2 years
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whatd hesay I don't have subtitles
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brucedinsman · 8 days
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C.H. Spurgeon - Words of Warning for Daily Living
Those Who Take Not WarningNow, the sinner will perish — he will perish certainly; but, last of all, he will perishwithout excuse — his blood shall be on his own head. When a man is bankrupt, if hecan say: “It is not through reckless trading — it has been entirely through thedishonesty of one I trusted that I am what I am;” he takes some consolation, and hesays, “I cannot help it.” But, O my…
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