#I WOULDVE PICKED HIM UP AND MOVED HIM BUT MY MOM SAID ID GET SALMONELLA

[newts-and-sharks]

I FOUND A NEWT!!!!

#HES SO CUTE #BUT THEN MY SISTER KICKED IT JUST TO MAKE ME UPSET #NOT MUCH BUT OH MY GOD IT MADE ME MAD #I WOULD HAVE CURSED AT HER IF THERE WASNT A CHILD NEAR #I HATE WHEN SHE HURTS TINY ANIMALS JUST TO SPITE ME #UGH #BUT LOOOOOOOK #HES MY SON #I WOULDVE PICKED HIM UP AND MOVED HIM BUT MY MOM SAID ID GET SALMONELLA #BUT I WOULDVE WASHED MY HANDS SO IDK WHAT THE PROBLEM IS