#I cart them around

[bastardlybonkers]

feetman

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #so idk if theres any like ‘metastory’ to there being a player or if its literally just supposed to be wayne #but i thought it would be kinda interesting for the player to be his own guy #cause like to me #a big part of it that makes it fun is that gordon has like #no actual stakes #dude is getting pissed for the sake of it #he knows its a game and is just freaking out at the ai being so alive u know #now since i cant remember if theres some kind of canon or metastory to the player you can completely decide for yourself why hes playing #or how he got the game #is he just some guy? is it an experiment? is it for his job? who knows! #hes The Player #also if ur wondering why his design is so similar to gordons #its cause i didnt wanna stray into the unrecognizable lmao #also. i really really really didnt wanna draw the fucking suit #and yes thats benrey on the tamagotchi #i think it would be very funny if he could cart them all around in tamagotchis #sorry for long tags

[theshushdragonsleeps]

Finally drew Goldfinch fan art! They are definitely my favorite duo

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp jaiden #qsmp foolish #qsmp leo #This was supposed to be a quick sketch but then a month passed and jaiden left soooo #OTL #Posting this late at night cuz Ive worked on it for so long I convinced myself no one will like it #might reblog at a later time when I can love it again #Im proud of myself at least for finishing it #also I love foolishes boots #I want them #and I think leo's big toothy smile is the cutest #fun note #I gave leo two peircings #one is a purple sapphire for vageta and the other a emerald for foolish #if any of the eggs are going to have multiple piercing's I def think it would be leo #but just two on each ear for now cuz leo is still a kid #another fun fact #the shopping cart was the hardest part cuz I drew out the poses first then tried to fit the cart around them #dont do this #learn from my mistakes

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #sure whatever. tagging ship is probably easier than explaining what the fucks up with these two in my head #hi. I watched sk8 with my friend cosme a while ago. I actually dont care about the allegations that much I just got #blasted with teenage years flashback. and now I need reki to have everything on earth and be well #these have been around for like a week lol Ive just been debating posting them to tumblr. bc like. Im not finishing these lol #hesitant to call sk8 ''therapeutic'' but boy oh boy. does it make me confront some stuff. yes a sport anime leave me alone!!! #its just. I think I was this way about raz too actually. listen I have History with Stuff. I'm allowed ok? I'm totally allowed #u can See it in some of these doodles actually. this fuckign anime got me so unwell #hey. if ur a fellow adhd potentials-havers out there. ur a real one. thanks for still hangin out doin what u love/ur best #if u were an 'if u wanna do art u have to be excellent and high-art at it otherwise it means nothing' kid. I am holding ur hand #I'll be normal now I prommy (lying) #well. what I'll be doing now is taking a nap. maybe. gods my schedule backslid like four hours again #eh whatever. I go to bed anyway. got my portion of the day done and tomorrow I go buy new knife #hope someone come give me a new table top and lower the whole thing a bit soon. so I can stop sitting like Im in a shopping cart #have a good night lads. have fun. its imperative

[ir-dr]

Day 3403 - 7 November 2022

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Store will be offline for a bit for con prep, it'll be back up with shiny new things around January 2023 or so! 

.//projectTiGER

#projecttiger #original #doodle #she...doesnt know her own strength sometimes #i got too caught up with the idea of them messing around with shopping carts i completely forgot the point of this

[alexiethymia]

Everyone’s like ‘Vash has two hands’ or ‘Meryl has two hands’, but guess what, both Millie and Wolfwood also have two hands! All I’m saying is, why does it have to be a line when it can be a circle?

VashMeryl is great. Vashwood is good. Mashwood is awesome, but I also cannot believe we still don’t have an OT4 name when this is one of those series where I can really see it being canon. (Wolfwood x Millie deserve some love too. Big Gal and Mr. Priest were adorable in the ‘98 series.)

I mean, Vash’ and Millie’s types are clearly ‘dark and angry’, while Meryl and Wolfwood are soft for the ‘goofy and sunny’. Vash and Millie get along while Meryl and Wolfwood wouldn’t hesitate to throttle each other. It’s great!

In short, pleaaaase give me Season 2 and Millie, pleaaaase.

#trigun #vashmeryl #vashwood #mashwood #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #millie thompson #nicholas wolfwood #like the last great ot4 dynamic I loved was in vanitas no carte #millie would be such a fun addition #if stampede is supposed to be shortened version I wouldn’t mind if it just focused on trimax adventures with the both of them #sun and moon ships all around #ships #tristamp #trimax #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #crack but also not crack

[spocksgotemotions]

I think Klingons and rednecks would get along well

#captain’s own #Star Trek #Klingons #Star Trek tng #I think Klingons would really enjoy redneck contraptions #and moonshine #when I was a kid we used to drive around the neighborhood on golf carts #and we’d pull office chairs behind them #once one of my neighbors suped up an old lazy boy chair with shopping cart wheels #I think Klingons would get a kick out of the ingenuity

[scrollofgrease]

What's the worst that could happen?🥂

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #tav #okay I say tav but this was just lowri and astarion after carting them around in their bags for a tenday #wyll claimed watching them consuming tadpoles was 'one of the most disgusting things [he'd] ever seen' #sorry wyll #no one was impressed #but who can reactive charm now??? #this is not going to backfire at all #scroll of textposting #lowri

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

"What would the Fabricator eat...?"

(Transcription under the cut)

Francisco: I'm now thinking we should have added more food in this level... Charlie: It is noticeably missing, isn't it? Francisco: Yeah! Charlie: What would the Fabricator eat? What's her favorite snack? I'm thinking, like... a little dessert. Like a French bonbon or something. Francisco: Yeah... Maybe it's a scorpion sandwich with a chaser of antidote. Charlie: Ohh, yes! I think she would like- in the same way that people like spicy food, she would like poisonous food, and then antidote chasers. Francisco: Yeah... Charlie: ... That's horrible!

#ieytd #the fabricator #idk what to tag this as #all i know is that it takes me out every time i remember it. things that are canon to me #there's so much that can be done here under the precontext that fabby eats poison #does this imply that the food in john's cart is stuff SHE made?? with her own hands? not just stuff she poisoned stuff she COOKS #does she eat this stuff regularly?? #IS THE RED DEATH WINE BOTTLE IN EAVES DROP LIKE?? HER PERSONAL SNACK?? #fabby doing the poisoned mug/wine glass trick except both glasses are poisoned so they can't be swapped #fabby kissing a target with poison on her lips with no consequence?? so long as that target is a woman i guess #if fabby hates you she'll poison you on purpose. if she likes you she'll poison you on accident- #-because she has so many poisoned snacks lying around that she just eats for the hell of it and she can't tell them apart #sweetheart that can NOT be good for your immune system or whatever i don't htink... thats not good for your health

[flowerflamestars]

Today on I Reread Effloresce And Had What If Pov Thoughts: RHYSAND. Like what is going on in this dude's head? Seriously. In the little snipit we get of his pov it sounds like Hyburn is his biggest concern but that derails into a desperate need to one-up the Archerons SO damn fast. His oh so ~well~ thought out plan gets blown to smithereens instantly and his control freak self is PANICKING while also trying to maintain his whole calm cool casual facade. Will he ever admit how badly he misjudged the whole situation in the human lands? No. Does he even care? Probably also no. All that really matters by this point is that Feyre's sisters keep upsetting her and THAT can't stand.

Added to all this other plan breaking bullshit, Cassian starts following around after the angry loud one like a lovesick puppy and he's not 100% sure what's going on with Az but Something is.

And of course Lucien FUCKING Vanserra.

I'm willing to bet that Rhys's suggestion of going to get shithead papa Archeron is based on just how much Nesta and Elain seem to hate him.(And then Az shuts that down with "I will fucking KILL HIM")

Then the wardrobe of dead birds happens and he thinks for like half a second that he should feel bad about that but then Nesta is shouting at Feyre and he can't have THAT. (Then the sweet polite sister grabs the knife from Cass's boot. Oh yeah, she did STAB Az didn't she)

He looks forward to seeing Nesta put in her place by a bunch of misogynistic Illirian assholes but instead the entire legion is ride-or-die for team Archeron practically from the moment their feet hit the ground. How the HELL did they mange THAT? (it's called respect and basic decency. Try it sometime)

(and then Mor gets there just in time for Az to start noticeably losing his shit.)

(I also noticed that there was a line where Rhys bit back a snarl because even after all this time it would make Feyre uncomfortable. Meanwhile Lucien just has no qualms about being absolutely undeniably Faery in from of Nesta and Elain and they give exactly zero shits about it.)

Oh man, Rhys. Rhysie Rhysie Rhys slowly but surely showing more and more psycho.

So, the thing is, Hybern IS the top priority. However- and I think this is just like, so pivotal to Rhysands character as a whole- it has to be fighting Hybern his way. He has a year to tell the other lords shit, and he doesn't. He steals, he lies, he puts civilians in danger.

And why? Well, because that's the story he's telling.

Textually, observably we have Rhys, arrogant misogynistic selfish fuck face that he is, and then we have Rhys, the battered but unbroken noble underdog fighting against odds for the Good of All tragic hero man- this is the story he tells himself. It's the one he makes sure Feyre believes. It falls apart against all his actions, but that doesn't matter to him.

The humans don't want to talk to him? Of course he's going to find a back way in. Feyre's human sisters might die? Well, one less thing to take her away. Humans might die? Sure, Rhys feels bad, but not enough not to weigh the cost favorably.

Then he actually gets there.

And they're so... Unbiddable. Hostile. They've upset Feyre, they've written blood magic all across their land, and Rhys might appreciate cleverness but this is just more than he wants to deal with.

And Lucien. Sidebar: what I think is hilariously never talked about is. Well. Lucien actually is all the things Rhysand romantically imagines himself to be. He is ACTUALLY the lost heir, the disinherited son, the noble prince. He actually did stand against Amarantha for his friends. He's drinking respect women juice by the gallon while actually being charming and powerful. I cannot imagine this doesn't lie cardinal to the reason why Rhys is so disdainful towards him.

Lucien is easy to write off by himself. (Because Rhys fucking hates him). Nesta Archeron sets everybody's teeth on edge. Elain keeps smiling. They're all the worst and every one of them is important to Feyre and thus, a threat to Rhys. Anything that could hurt her is, he won't allow her to be hurt.

Cassian is acting like an idiot but Cassian is an idiot about women. Azriel is all Azriel but what else is new? Rhys will deal with it.

(Rhys will not deal with it. Rhys does not believe for a second how serious this all is. Rhys is, frankly, already bored. Maybe he'll find Feyre's father. It'll make her happy, and someone else can wrangle the others.)

They're merchants- of course they're merchants, grasping little mortals- they have a contract? Well, if they want to play with magic so badly, Rhys will help them.

(Rhys does not understand what Azriel finds so compelling, much less Cassian. Illyrians do not brook with disloyalty- even the mention is enough for shame. They won't betray him. They won't, but it's still enough to annoy)

Cassian's bleeding heart has always been a problem. Azriels moods. Honor. What honor did they ever learn, starving in the freezing mud, Rhys thinks. These humans want to wade into waters that will only drown them- Feyre will be so much safer, no ties left to mortality- of course Illyrians, backwards, difficult Illyrians, side with these misbegotten nightmare women. Let them be crushed by it, let one rebellious legion die, Rhys doesn't care either way.

He's pissed, but he's also letting things play out hoping it just implodes an entire situation he doesn't want to deal with.

He's also not actually totally in the loop. Cassian's POV makes Azriel really distinct because they are so, so close, but Rhys, for a lot of reasons, doesn't have the same understanding. He knows Azriel went off the rails when his mother and sister died, but so did, you know, half the mountains. He refuses to even entertain how personal it was beyond maternal feelings.

Things get worse and Rhys gets worse because this is not how it was supposed to go. What the hell is it about these Archerons?

#by where we are in the story Rhys would like to squash them like bugs and get back to business #Rhys eyeing shadows with teeth and lighting every fire place: this is FINE and will pass #also Rhys: of course its the Illyrians OF COURSE - #Rhys is so desperately trying to stay in character you're so right #FUCKING Lucien goddamn VANSERRA #Rhys is really out here like: right now Cas? torrid love affair Right NOW? #while Cassian is like struggling with identity and casting off the chains of repression #not to mention basically shouting to the skies he is MARRIED #without ever verbally you know. asking. one sided is fine. he's fine. he braided her hair (he'll never touch another woman again) he's FINE #Azriel carting around beloved bones is going to be the final straw #CLAW CHOKER #(Az can be a lil sexy a lil slutty and a tragic widow) #ps can I just say your summarizing is delightful! #effloresce meta

[keeps-ache]

i don't wanna take over the world, it sounds like a lot. but you know, laying siege to a golf course sounds really nice sometimes

#just me hi #i'm giggling thinking about it hfbvhs #you can use the sandbanks for cover and if you plan far enough ahead you can start farming around those little ponds #and you can steal golf balls :D and use them as currency ?? or just collect them :3 #and you could use the tennis ball guns to shoot the balls at people of course!! and you're supplied with sticks when you get there !! free #weaponry !! :D #and if you can hold out for long enough you could start planting rose and blackberry bushes in places they wouldn't look #why? bc roses Always Come Back #and blackberries will take a minute but who can get mad at a blackberry bush !! nature's surprise :D #oh and of course you could have a noble steed too (golf cart) !! :DD #and you could make the building a castle #and make a little gnome town in the fields once the battle is over #OH you could build a miniature golf in and around the town too :D for the funsies #/places are very cool i like places #could some be used better? oh yea for sure #i have dreams for abandoned malls hfvbs - some of my favorite places ever #that's one big odd thing i want. to have a mall to live in hfhs :3 #is it a lot of space ? ye. but it's also SOO much space.. the possibilities !! #//anyway i Need to go for a walk in a city sometime soon lol #i miss the riverwalk aaa #GASP campus martius during the winter. my dearest #i didn't realize the threshold for being a city was so low lmao ?? like man these are just big towns what is this hfvbsh #//but aside from the city pining MAN #i got to drive earlier today ('got to' they put me in the seat and it wasn't very fun hfvbshf) and oooohhh #you know that feeling on a roadtrip when it's all worth it for just a little while.maybe when you broke over the top of a hill or looked up #from whatever you were doing to find a storm ahead and the rear lights of the cars seemed to blink in agreement with how gorgeous it all is #just that hfbsh :3 #i like places a lot. sobs [<- crying candy hearts] #//okey i'm goin to go do my somethings now hfvhs :3 :D #music and caffeine are SO good ehehhehghhg [slinkies away so fast]

[ghostthecryptid]

I am in love with the idea that a few of the mercs are just parental in nature.

Like youve got Engie, who is just constantly seen as a the team dad because he just seems like he would be and would listen and give fatherly advice. Mans just seems like a dad

But what I love as well is both Heavy and Medic being a fatherly duo. Medic certainly doesnt seem like the type at times but that doesng matter. He will notice if something is off and will notice if someone is acting different. Scout seems quiet and distant? He gets dragged to the medbay and is questioned until he cracks and tells Medic what is wrong. Which Medic in turn gives some actually good advice on what he should do. Same goes with any of the other mercs. Heavy I think is self explanatory. He took care of his mom and his three sisters filling in for the father roll as well as being an older brother and I think on base he continues that roll but with the mercs.

Over all I think the base has 3 team dads (Heavy, Medic, and Engie) and everyone else kinda fills a more brotherly roll (thats not saying that Heavy, Medic, and Engie dont all act like siblings with the rest sometimes. They will get dragged into the others dumb ideas and stunts and will go a long with them most of the time)

#The others are more brotherly like i think #That doesnt mean that all of them wont stand around a fire with Pyro after a rough one and chant 'burn' #All these men commit jackass like stunts constantly #Like putting a sentry in a shopping cart and charging in during a match #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #tf2 scout #sniper tf2 #pyro tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #spy tf2 #engineer tf2 #heavy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #demoman tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #soldier tf2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic

[crystalline-kai]

They're married, your honor~! 💜💙💍

#vanitas no shuki #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vanoe #noe x vanitas #vnc vanitas #vnc noe #noe archiviste #noe and vanitas #ヴァニタスの手記 #my art #I was shown official art of them in these clothes ages ago and I finally got around to finishing this~ #They're so pretty and look good #Also yeah they are totally married skdjfhfbd

[vimbry]

me and the work girlies having socialist convos at the end of the day

#funny as hell like. we finished our workload about half an hour early #because they've hired so many of us temps. who are improving at the job each day #that there's just been less to spread around #yet bc work culture is dumb our manager suddenly told everyone to push the carts we'd already sorted #into a square in the middle of the floor? which we've never done before #and the permanent staff had no idea why either. they were also confused but resigned #I passed one and said ''hey so is this just because we have 20 minutes of the shift left'' #and she just laughed and shrugged and was like idk ask him lmaooo #definition of busywork #so we're all just standing around for 10 minutes until the manager starts calling people over to move... other stuff idk. #and I'm walking to join them when this small group of coworkers behind me goes HEY #you don't need to go. look he's got enough people and he's not looking stay heeere #so we just end up swapping stories about the managers giving us tips to process the conveyer faster #even tho we uhhh work SO hard already. :) #and one woman went ''I was thinking. ummm. I could go faster. but you gonna pay me more??? so I worked slower ❤️'' #nothing but respect for us grunts here tho vs the management. I've never known a single person in the 3 weeks I've been here #to not come and help someone who looks busy on the opposite conveyer when theirs is slow #turns out people are naturally nice and helpful when you don't take advantage and try and make them work harder #bosses will never learn this <3

[disabled-queer-culture-is]

Disabled queer culture is hearing people complain about shopping carts in parking spaces and then condemn every single person who has ever left a shopping cart, literally saying they deserve to get hit by a car, saying they are the worst kind of person, implying all of them don’t deserve to participate in society.

And then, when you try to interject, to say, “hey, some people can’t get the carts back to the return, I know it’s annoying but it’s not black and white, I don’t think we should say things like that,” you are brushed off and told “obviously we weren’t talking about that,” and, “you’re being so sensitive, it was a joke.”

I’m not physically disabled but I know lots of people who are, it hurts to hear thing like that and I’m not even who they’re talking about, it’s fucking wild to say such awful people for leaving carts in the parking lot and not even once mention that tons of people are NOT ABLE to get those carts back where they belong. Blows my mind how many people don’t even acknowledge disabled people’s existence while condemning things disabled people are forced to do because of inaccessibility.

#disabled culture is #ableism tw #violence tw #maybe i just have been lucky enough to be around people who do more than maybe sigh at an unreturned cart #but honestly this is something that hasnt crossed my mind much so thank you for sharing! #i know a lot of people get mean about having their harmful reactions called out #but i hope your statements help at least a few of them to reframe their thinking #thank you for looking out for people like us 💖

[chronal-anomaly]

park ranger park ranger park ranger park ranger rahhhhhh

#my heart and soul is in this job i s2g #if I wasn't already 3 years into my degree when I realized that this was passion I would have switched but also I have bills to pay #but rahhhhhh I'm so excited to tool around in my little john deer cart #might fuck around and make them teach me the new skid steer (last year I learned how to drive the manual tractor) #and I got my professional chainsaw cert for free #and my cpr license #listen i love this job so fuckin much #i cannot wait to be outside #i cannot wait to meet people coming from around the country #it's just so FUN #like yeah i've had people nearly die on me to the point of using aed/cpr on them but like also #pretty sunsets and gov wages to drive around in a golf cart i love it so much i love it #( ooc. ) #tbd