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#I know it was the for all the other regions Inazuma was certainly guiding us using quests
otomelavenderhaze · 2 years
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Genshin: follow the story, follow the npc to the story and to the nearest city, let the story guide you!!
Me: nah. *running straight to the artifact domain to start farming as if the game hasn't start a story quest as soon as we step on the new region*
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aeferkssr · 1 year
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FUNKY LITTLE SELF INSERT VOICELINES IV
SYP. four out of seven regions visited, and many move adventures to be had! good luck travelers! may the gods show mercy upon your wandering soul
CHARA. aether
WARNINGS. paimon neglection :( /j rap god paimon is it obvious that i can’t think of any?
COMMENTS. now if I said how long this have been in my drafts you would laugh at me. but alas, better late than never! woo chapter 4 (well i guess its chapter 3 since mondstadt was the prolonge) of funky little self insert voicelines yay. also heads up that the text in bold is the actual voice line!!!
mond. liyue. inazuma. masterlist.
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ABOUT THE EREMITES
of course with a new region calls for a wider range of enemies to go against, but the eremites seemed to stick out to you the most. you have fought other humans before such as the treasure hoarders and the inazuman kainagi, but the different classes of eremites that were constantly on all of your backs seemed fresh.
After raiding another eremite camp, paimon comes out of her pocket dimension as you and aether look to see what was in the chest they were guarding:
" the eremites are a real motley crew..." Paimon says as she looks around the camp with her hands on her hips. The camp was littered with discarded weapons, red pieces of fabric varying in qualify, and the occasional artefact.
aether shifts back his attention from the lot in the chest to paimon, "there’s certainly a diverse range of characters” he comments.
“i guess they are…” you say, while thinking about the many ranks of eremites you three have come across, your thoughts slightly wavering when you remember the eremite galehunter to which you quickly distract yourself by looking back to the contents of the chest
paimon hums as she comments “hmmm... yeah, that could explain it! paimon can play lots of different characters too.”
you and aether giving the pixie a strange look that screams “????” as she continues:
“judgy paimon, knowledgeable paimon, helpful paimon…” she says as she lists off some of her characteristics
aether mumbles under hsi breath while going back to sorting out what was in the chest, “…and of course the classic, completely-misses-the-point paimon”
as paimon continues to list off her best characteristics, you and aether silently slip away after collecting all of the chest’s loot. paimon turns around to ask what you guys think her best attributes are just to see you two not siting at the chest
“wh- where did they go?” paimon looks around for the pair of travelers just to see them a few feet away from her, walking away to find more chests.
“waah, don’t leave paimon!”
ABOUT SUMPTER BEASTS
sumeru is definetly your favourite place to explore right now! the air is so fresh, there are a wide range of both flora and fauna and even those ziplines were a ball of fun. but your favourite had to be the tons of wild animals in the jungle. of course they were dangerous, but they were unique to the sumerian jungle and were quite entertaining to watch.
paimon seemed to enjoy the sumpter beasts in particular:
“sumpter beasts are adorable! paimon likes how the people who keep them give them each a special name based on their most distinctive traits!” paimon says after just meeting a sumpter beast named after his big feet.
“hey Paimon! If you were a sumpter beast, what would your name be? "you asked palmon who hummed before she answered:
"Well.. paimon thinks they would call her compass. Cause she's the best travel guide in teyvat!" you chuckle before ruffling her hair.
“for all we know, the sumpter beasts might be giving us a name in return. maybe thats how they respond when we call their name”
Your eyebrows knitted at the thought of their name choices. Most likely they would talk like kichiboushi back in inazuma, or their dialect were far moreadvanced than ours which would explain why we can't understand them
"really? so what kind of name do you think they'd give us?"
the traveler then makes some deep gurgling sounds, which result in paimon being annoyed and you being thoroughly amused.
"How is anyone supposed to understand that!?" the pixie shouts. aether clears his throat before answering:
“Vociferous Pestiferous Melliculus Niveous Micro-Bipedal”
huh…
aether continues "that's the scientific name, of course"
"oh? what would the common name be then?'
aether smirks as he replies “noisy two-legged critter”
now paimon's fuming, "hey! why keep only the negative traits?”
ABOUT ARANARA TONGLE TWISTERS
"As the mighty travelers and their flying friend, the illustrious palmon, win yet another battle they retreat back to their base. For another adventure they shall seek out another day."
you tell your story like a bard entertaining drunk ears. The walk back to Madame Ping's table was less tiring thanks to your dramatic reenactment of your most recent adventure.
"The aranara were a lovely crew, the travelers’ hearts filled with joy after time at festival utsava. The music, food, and general atmosphere were essential to keep their spirits healthy and their hearts pure.”
"Amarama, arana, araja, even aramuhukunda will be remembered in their adventure throughout vanarara- vara- ra- va- hmm…” you stutter at the end of the sentence. aether, who was listening to your musing encouraged you to continue despite the hiccup.
" the aranara born from ararakara- arana- no…” you continue, a little slower this time “born from ararakalari… you know what? nevermind, story times over.” the other traveler laughs at your evident struggle as he tries to show off, pulling out a slip of paper from his pocket and tried his very est to read it without tripping up, but does as well as you did earlier.
paimon comes back into your teapot’s common area with all the food that her tiny hands could carry, which was apparently almost everything in the fridge.
“Paimon, do you ever find that the word "Aranara" trips you up?” aether asks as he tries to ignore paimon basically raiding his fridge.
paimon answers after swallowing the food that she basically shovelled into her mouth “hmm. why, does it trip you up? maybe that’s because you don’t really say anything most of the time.”
“Hey! I speak when I have to " he rebuts as you agree with palmon. She really does do most of the talking for your little group. Palmon giggles before continuing;
“unlike paimon! paimon has to talk all the time, so she never gets stuck on words.”
"Okay... " aether starts while handing over the slip of beige paper to the bragging pixie, who had gust finished her evening ‘snack’ “try reading this then." paimon takes the sheet and starts reading with knitted brows:
“arana the aranara exercises ararakalari in the nearby area. Narana the Nara picks Padisarahs in a parallel area futher a feild. narana the padisarah-picking nara had arranged to invite Arana the Aranara to the bar to befrend Lambad. but alas, Arana the Ararakalarí- exercising Aranara professed a preference to Padisarah - picking Nara, Narana for venturing to Vanarana to view the panorama. On account of Arana the Aranara's antipathy to bar drama, Narana the Nara relented and upon accompanying the latter on a Vanarana-panorama adventure encountered another Aranara, named Arama."
what the...?
both you and aether looked each other with your mouths wide open. she didn’t even stutter in her words, and even said the terrifying tongue twister with full fluency.
“how…” you started, not quite sure how to piece together the right words to say, “how did you do that?”
“like paimon said, if you would talk more you’d be able to read… whatever this is… with as much fluency and elegance as paimon!” paimon says as she lightly places her small fingertips on her chest, mimicking a look of superiority. this look soon faded when she stared to question what exactly she just read a few moments ago
“this must be one of those really weird dreams, right...” paimon says before raising her hand to her forehead, slightly rubbing it to soothe her pounding head “ugh, but this headache feels pretty real...”
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© eenie-teenieweenie.
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kamisathoes · 2 years
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i only found your blog like a couple days ago and hello?? ur writing is literally so good gn and the mean dom ayato content is just so <33
anyways imagine getting tag teamed by the inazuma men.. itto nd ayato being rough nd all while thoma is praising us for taking all of them at once literally them just using us as their beloved cumdump
also !! to you and everyone else please don’t forget to take care of yourself nd have a good day or evening ahead :]
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this is so fucking hot and if i wasn't taking a break from writing group sex, it would be a whole fic already <3 + i'm so glad you like my posts !! mean dom ayato make brain go brr
εϊз … pairings ayato + itto + thoma + sub ! f ! reader
εϊз … notes man i got carried away again... i love writing ayato as a complete asshole i can fix him </3
εϊз … warnings possessive ayato, mean doms itto and ayato, orgy / group sex, double penetration, degradation, biting, impact play, clit slapping, handjob, dacryphilia, overstim, name calling, pet names, emotionally unavailable ayato, sadist ayato, cervix kissing, creampies all around.
MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT
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so some thoughts... ayato is a possessive bitch, so you know he's going to be the one bullying his thick length into your pretty cunt <3 i have a thing about itto liking to have his partner on top of him too, so i can imagine him laying back, cock stretching out your tiny asshole (it doesn't matter what size you are, anything is small compared to him) while ayato is above you pounding your gooey pussy.
neither of these two are on the same page at first either, so you'd end up having both holes full simeltaneously before being left completely empty, only for them both to slam back in, and so on. both of them make sure you know what a whore you are for taking two of the most powerful men in inazuma at once, spitting unkind things and god awful names at you. itto liked to bite and leave faint teeth marks along your skin, careful not to dig his oni fangs in too deep. ayato is big on impact play and has much less restraint, so expect your swollen clit to be slapped a few times, and your breasts to be hit just even harder. the man is a sadist, chasing his high as he watched your face contort in pain and pleasure.
this duo will most certainly leave you in tears... but that's where thoma comes in. his gentle touch wiping the salty liquid from your cheeks, smothering soft kisses all over your face. he guided your hand to his perfect cock, helping you by slowly thrusting into your fist. his calming voice offered warm respite from the harsh degradation you faced from the other men: "such a sweetheart," ; "taking us all so well, princess." ; "what a great job you're doing," . thoma would use his pyro vision to heat his hands, skillfully massaging over the areas where the other men had bit and smacked you, even though they were continuing their assault on your sweet body.
after thoma had spilled his cum onto your wrist, he'd devote all his attention to you as itto and ayato continued playing with your lower regions. you couldn't count how many times you had cum already, pussy drowning in overstimulation, juices spilling over your thighs and dribbling down the curve of your ass. itto was the first to dump his load inside of you, making you feel fuzzy as you approached your nth orgasm of the evening. he remained sheathed inside of your twitchy hole as ayato's thrusts continue, tip hitting your cervix and making you feel full to the brim. a fresh wave of tears decorated your face, thoma once again cooing and comforting you. ayato pinched your swollen clit, squeezing at the already sensitive bud. the sensation caused your cunt to clamp down around the man, crying about how it was too much and you couldn't take any more. your sobs only pushed ayato over the edge, the feeling of your sloppy walls clenching his length making him spill thick spurts of cum against your womb. he'd babble more incoherent degradation as he came, calling you a good for nothing slut, pathetic cumdump, and seemingly everything else under the sun.
strings of milky cum followed as each man pulled out of your abused holes, the feeling of being suddenly empty oh so unpleasant. thoma was always the first to hush you, holding you tightly as itto stroked your hair. ayato was the only one missing, having tidied himself and slipped back into his clothes at a record speed. his own method of aftercare was much less direct, instead opting to order one of his workers to fetch you the finest version of your favorite dish that money could buy and to send it to your room with a glass of water. the other two men continued to dote on your broken body, gently rubbing over any sore areas and reassuring you so very kindly. <3
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ventiskies · 3 years
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When he rejects you | Chongyun, Scaramouche, Albedo
a/n: hello friends!! i apologize for my somewhat disappearance TwT im currently having exam season but i couldnt help but write something for my favorite three (and yes, scara is there... and honestly, I don't know when I started simping for him either but you can now call me a future scaramouche haver >:)) so not a request, but do enjoy !! <3 (apologies if there are any errors!!)
pairing: chongyun x gn! reader, scaramouche x gn! reader, albedo x gn! reader (platonic)
Chongyun
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★ Chongyun, Xingqiu and you had been best friends since you were kids. And although you were a trio, you and Chongyun had always known each other much longer.
★ If your life were a book, it would be a sweet childhood best friends growing up together genre, something that often piqued Xingqiu’s interests when he drags the two of you to Wanwen bookhouse
★ The books you had borrowed from Xingqiu about them all ended with the same thing; that they end up becoming a couple and growing up together. Reminiscing about their childhood youth when they were old.
★ You knew not to trust the books or use them as a guide, but just like the books, you had grown to fall in love with the icy-haired boy.
★ Chongyun was like a breath of fresh air. His determination in exorcising ‘evil spirits' to the point that he blindly falls for Xingqiu and your pranks were the things that you loved about him. He was filled with enthusiasm and positivity (literally).
★ You grew into enjoying his positive attitude, you couldn't imagine a day going by without Chongyun telling you and Xingqiu about a so called 'haunted' place he had found, and forcing the two of you to come with him. and even if it had ended without meeting a single spirit, he would still be in high spirits.
★ you loved it, seeing the rush of thrill he feels whenever he senses a spirit nearby, hoping the spirit was able to withstand his excessive yang energy. the repeating days without one successful exorcism, only to end up getting treated to a meal by Xingqiu, and the parting that always ends with a promise to see each other the day after. Chongyun speaks his emotions, and you were in love with that.
★ and him, just in general.
★ And one day, you had decided to tell him just that
★ You were both on the hunt for Jueyun chilies for Xiangling, a small commission that you had decided to take on while waiting for Xingqiu to finish his work at the guild. The sun had set, and you had returned from Qingce village with a bucket full of the chilies and had decided to rest on top of the mountain where you had both Waypointed to just to admire the sunset.
★ In the heat of the moment, you had spoken.
“I like you, Chongyun,” you had said, looking at him with a smile.
★ You would have accepted a silence. You had expected it to be like the books; he would gently laugh and look at you, admitting that he had been waiting for you to say the exact words, lean in to kiss you. It would be awkward at first, but it’ll also be something to look back to in the future when kissing becomes something you do every day. You’d return back to Liyue Harbor hand in hand, and be able to tell Xingqiu and Xiangling that he was your boyfriend now, and admit to the former that maybe his books were right.
★ But instead, you were met with Chongyun’s wide eyes staring at you. His cheeks flushed red with what you had tried hard to hope was shyness, but had appealed more like panic. He had stood up and cleared his throat
“We- we should get back,” he says, too quickly for someone as calm as he is. And you knew it was a wrong step, “I’m-,” he clears his throat, “I’m going to go ahead first. I'm sorry,”
★ You didn’t know if he was apologizing for leaving early, or for not being able to accept your feelings, but when you hadn't seen him the following day, you could only assume.
Scaramouche
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★ Honestly, you had it coming for you.
★ Scaramouche is someone whose life is their job. There was nothing that could distract him from working for the Tsaritsa
★ You had (been self-entitled) as his best friend. And honestly, if Scaramouche knew of it, he doesn't blame you. Everyone in the Fatui and who worked under the Fatui knew how close you were. Which was odd because, for one, you were absolutely nothing like him. Although you weren't exactly liked by everyone, you weren't loathed by everyone like the sixth harbinger was.
★ Scaramouche was feared by anyone who hears his name or walks a foot away from him, while you carried a calmer aura. Without glancing, Scaramouche could bring his subordinates trembling, while they would greet you when you pass by them.
★ You were polar opposites, and yet, everyone has seen the two of you together so much that when he wasn't with you or the other way around, people would assume you were on a solo mission or just leaving the other’s quarters
★ Of course, being his best friend, you weren’t spared of his usual harsh words. As a matter of fact, you probably had it much worse than anyone else. It had almost seemed as if every time he spoke, he spoke like he was trying to get rid of you.
★ But if that really were the case, then he hasn’t been trying his best. You had stayed with him since you had become an ally to the Fatui, and ever since then had stayed by his side. When others shake in fear, you shake your head with a laugh and a retort.
★ It had even come as a surprise to you when you had realized you had fallen for the harbinger. You would think that spending time with such a foul-mouthed person who would murder someone in the blink of an eye with no hesitation would make you dislike him. But that didn’t happen.
★ In fact, it was quite the opposite. You had fallen in love with him.
★ It wasn’t obvious to anyone, and even you had to take the time to squint to look for it. But Scaramouche did care for you in his own way. Whether it be toning down the harsh words when he sees your mood dampen after a mission, or beating the shit out of a person who had attacked you ruthlessly, not stopping even after his hands were covered in crimson liquid and the person almost certainly died. Even if he calls you a hindrance afterward for dirtying his hands, he definitely thought of you the same as you thought of him.
★ A friend.
★ Or, you had hoped, something more.
★ It was a mistake to take his slight kindness as a sign of him liking you, it truly was.
★ During your journey to Inazuma for a mission, you had decided to confess to him out of the blue. You knew he was someone who could predict the outcome of something even before you said anything, so a slow confession when the sun was setting in a field of flowers would just be a waste of time. if there was something you learned, it's to cut to the chase with him.
“Hey Scara,” you had said quietly. He had replied with a low hum, not turning back to look at you, “I like you.”
★ Without a second thought, Scaramouche had taken you by surprise as well.
★ He had not stopped in his tracks, instead, his shoulders shook in laugher. His laugh wasn't the same laugh you hear whenever you make a stupid mishap or get slightly injured during a simple mission- no, those laughs were warmer. Although laced with unkindness, they were more familiar.
★ This one was condescending. As if you were a new recruit again, having to work under him. As if all those years as friends had just gone down the drain.
“Stupid. What a fool of me to assume you were different.” he says, voice clear as a bell in the night, “don’t be an inconvenience. I don't have time for people like you.”
Albedo
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★ Ever since working under Albedo with Sucrose, your life had been nothing but full of wonder. Although some were dangerous, Albedo and you bonded easily as if you had worked together in a past life.
★ Albedo was a genius. He was someone you looked up to, and sometime during your investigations, he had become a friend. You didn't know when it started. When it had gone from two alchemists staying the night in Dragonspine to observe the different stages of new plant growth, to- with the permission of the acting grandmaster - just two people, two friends, going out to explore the seven nations.
★ Sucrose and Timaeus had stayed back in Mondstadt to finish experiments that you both had decided to put on hold for your trip, and with nothing to worry about, the two of you had gone out with nothing but the protection of each other (and your visions, of course), and a few packed meals from Good Hunter.
★ Albedo had a side that no one saw unless they spent nights camping with him in the middle of nowhere. You were one of the lucky people who were able to see that side of his during your trips around the seven.
★ The alchemist wasn't just curious about the way the world works, he had also been curious with, well, you.
★ Some nights when he couldn't go to sleep (which was often. You’d be surprised to see how messed up his sleep schedule was), he would sit in front of the fire you had both worked hard to make, and simply talk.
★ sometimes, it would be short conversations. but more than often, you find yourself talking about everything and nothing until the sun rose above the mountains, and you would have to continue your journey until one of you (usually being you,) were too tired to continue.
★ Albedo talks with passion, no matter what the topic is. He could be talking about what you were going to be having for dinner for the next night before you reach the first region in your trip, and he would already have you captivated.
★ Albedo also talks with gentleness. And this was the said side not a lot of people would be able to see from the chief alchemist. Whenever the tent was filled with comforting silence, you would be able to hear Albedo asking you questions about yourself. They weren’t your standard, what was your dream growing up? Kind of questions, but they were more specific. More… personal.
★ Is it not funny, how life works? What if a single moment had changed in the past, I and you wouldn't have met. He would question, eyes trained to the flames burning in front of him. It sounded rhetorical, but his tone was laced with wonder. He sounds as if he was expecting an answer, but he doesn't urge you for one. And every time he does, you merely hum.
★ Albedo was gentle in everything he did. Almost all the time you were with him, he had never acted brashly. He was patient, kind.
★ and that was most likely what had prompted your crush on the alchemist
★ crushing on Albedo was like looking up at the stars. he was someone who shined brightly, but you knew he was too far to reach, yet despite that, you had still attempted to.
★ you had decided to finally let it all out on him the night of your final stay before you reached your final region, which was Inazuma.
★ and that, you had realized a little too late, had been the icing on top of a really terrible cake.
"Albedo," you had stared, and the alchemist immediately turned towards you. that was something you had grown fond of. you knew Albedo was a man married to his work, so when he turns to you in the midst of it, you felt your stomach churn in delight, "I have to tell you something,"
“Hm?” he hums, setting his notepad down to give you his full attention, “what is it, y/n?”
★ You took a deep breath, and the moment you had opened your mouth to tell him, you had a sinking feeling you had made a huge mistake.
“I like you, a lot,” you muttered, “not just platonically, Albedo. I… I think you're really interesting. and if you'd like, I would love to be with you. ”
★ Albedo’s face had fallen, and although it had been the slightest, you had still noticed it. He looked at you as if the cogs were turning in his brain, and finally, he looks down
“I must apologize,” he starts, and you feel your stomach drop, “but I’m not interested in you that way, y/n. If it makes you feel better, I see you as a very dear friend,”
★ You nod, apologizing to Albedo before he offers a small smile before continuing his research
★ You both did not speak of it, but there was a very thick air of silence hangs over the two of you afterward, that didn't dissipate even after you both left the camp.
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cloudyevaa · 3 years
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Mk sorry for the slightly random opinion but I was thinking about Kokomi and I think that people are making her out to be worse than she actually is. She IS a healer, and she heals very well, and she's also very good at applying hydro with her e skill. I won't deny that her burst is a little strange, though, considering you have to be on the field for it to work, but all you need to do is give her a little attack and boom she's great.
Also she pretty. And I'm glad I could condense my million thrilling tales in a single r5 one. (For Barbara bc I completely gave her Barbaras built weapon)
no need to apologise for stating your opinion!! in fact i'd love to get more asks like this LMAO, i love dissecting things, esp related to genshin. here's my take on the situation:
tldr; kokomi could've been great if mihoyo spent more time thinking about her mechanics
while i do agree that the hate for kokomi is definitely blown out of proportion, i believe that the hatred does not stem from malice, but rather unanimous disappointment from the community. mihoyo has been getting bolder and bolder with their experimentations and kokomi is the first character who has -100% cr; when you change up the meta that everyone's known and gotten accustomed to for so long, of course people are expecting kokomi to be very good gameplay-wise.
while she was advertised as a healer, everything about her screams supposed damage dealer - the way her ascension stat is hydro dmg bonus, the way her constellations boost her damage output and attempt to solve her energy recharge issues, and the way her damage scales off her healing bonus and attack. she's a damage dealer than can heal, a healer who can deal damage, but in reality, she is neither.
kokomi's predicament is similar to qiqi's - their main problem is not that they are fundamentally wrong, but that they're too good at the one thing they can do best, which is healing. the reality is that outside of the current spiral abyss, said healing abilities are completely useless, which is why part of the community is so dissatisfied with kokomi's release. this will change in 2.2's update with mobs that completely ignore shields, but that's an annoying gimmick that doesn't solve the problem of full-on healers being useless in open-world aside from that particular inazuma region. and while kokomi is good at healing, there are certainly f2p options like barbara that allows for the same off-field healing and hydro application kokomi provides.
what I'm essentially saying is that mihoyo wanted to make a sub-dps healer but achieved none of those because they could not balance her healing and her damage, ESPECIALLY since she cannot crit. barbara and her are not so different, being both healers and hydro catalyst users, but barbara is still held in higher regard because she can crit those 🥴 big numbers 😩. and barbara is free - unlike kokomi who is gated by a limited five-star banner. the thing is, mihoyo could've avoided this by either 1. making it so kokomi can crit or 2. making her dmg scaling EXTREMELY high. but i feel that mihoyo was transfixed on selling ei rather than her more, knowing that whales and players who play purely for aesthetic WILL pull.
she is very pretty and i love her regardless of her shortcomings!! but because she is so niche and is currently the only character of her kind, she's not held in high regard nor is there a specific use for her that cannot be replaced by other characters. even her weapon, the everlasting moonglow, is absolutely useless on everyone else except barbara ( and to be honest, it would only be good on a full-on healing barbara too ), plus it has been proven to be a worse alternative for a f2p catalyst, the prototype amber, which can generate energy and heal much more than it can. the everlasting moonglow's passive also doesn't work with kokomi, the character it was DESIGNED to benefit - charged attacks do not regenerate energy for kokomi despite her charged attacks having the highest dmg multiplier. there's a video by sevyplays (?) explaining this further so if you want to get a guide on this, feel free to check it out :)
overall, the fault is in mihoyo for neglecting to listen to the player base's critiques that could've saved kokomi from being such a hated character, which is another shortcoming to add to the long list of the mihoyo branch responsible for genshin impact's issues.
I'm not trying to deter anyone from using or pulling for our dearest pink general, of course! it is just disappointing as a person who looked forward to this banner that kokomi is underwhelming and clearly not thought through by the devs.
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