#I predict everyone will catch on fire on the day I post false lashes Dusknoir

[sincerely-sofie]

(Referencing this post)

@graminos + @driftingballoons thank you for your interest and support! but I don’t think you understand the misfortune I’d be bringing down upon my bloodline by publicizing such a malicious energy source. By refusing to post it, I am protecting not only the future heirs to my empire but also the common folk whose eyes would roll back in their heads and bleed as they gaze upon monstrous horrors man was not meant to comprehend*

(*joking pompousness aside I deleted the layer it was on by accident while making the actual comic and I am very saddened by my own foolishness ;n;)

#the fun thing about 99% of the PMD fandom having Pokémon for profile pictures #is that I can make parody text posts of my parody text posts #but ye I gotta try and capture lightning in a bottle for a second time when I get the chance #redrawing this horrible doodle is probs going to kill me but I think it might be my calling to post Dusknoir: Yassified Edition #unfortunately #I predict everyone will catch on fire on the day I post false lashes Dusknoir #not because of directly witnessing it or anything #but because there is a horrible Sense of Wrongness that will consume us all #we cannot handle false lashes Dusknoir #we are too weak #stuff by sofie