❧ pairings: karasuno x gn!reader, nekoma x gn!reader, seijoh x gn!reader
❧ synopsis: living in the same house with the boys for content sounds cool and all until you realized just how tiring it could be
❧ genre: headcanons, fluff, crack
❧ warnings: cursing, questionable thirst comments
Karasuno High
- okay first off LET'S TALK ABOUT THE INTERIOR OF THIS HOUSE
- it's a fucking mess
- none of the furnitures match???
- like you can see tsukki's huge godzilla statue by the front door and beside it could be asahi's peonies or something
- y'all get roasted by fans because of your taste but it's also what makes you special than the other houses yknow *cough* nekoma *cough*
- being rich tiktok stars and all, of course you own a jacuzzi
- which is a HUGE mistake cause kageyama drowned hinata once during a live
- you tried to help i swear but it's kinda hard when you have to record everything at the same time :>
- content >>>> anything
- it doesn't help the fact that nishinoya and tanaka are just there ogling at the sight of you and kiyoko in a swimsuit
- no one really cleans it now so it's left there to rot smh
- honestly y'all would be living off of takeouts if it weren't for suga and the girls
- they're in charge of cooking while daichi and asahi does the financial stuff for the house
- the others just kinda stay there ig,,,
- videos mostly consists of pranks and vlogs
- something like the vlog squad?
- asahi and hinata being the no.1 victim cause they always fall for it
- y'all made asahi mad once because you went too far
- ASAHI.
- it's a cursed subject in the house now and no one dares to talk about it
- you guys also went to disneyland for a vlog once and almost left kageyama behind skhcdijcid
- you and the others were literally halfway home until you read one of the comments
- "where's kageyama????"
- daichi DRIFTED the fuck out of the car
- the whole team had to buy him a carton of milk each to compensate
Nekoma High
- most of you guys started from twitch
- everyone was literally minding their own business and all, until kuroo rushes in and goes:
- "let's make a streamers house!!!!"
- y'all had some decent followings but you guys just didn't reach that hypehouse level y'know??
- until you made a tiktok account and blew up immediately, the others joining the bandwagon
- the amount of shippers you guys have are insane
- kuroo did the 'kissing my bestfriend' trend on you once and they went NUTS
- "what happened to kenma???? :("
- "did lev and y/n break up????? ??"
- "yamamoto's punching the air rn"
- lit rally a harem luv xx
- you still haven't forgiven kuroo 'til this day
- but hey at least y'all got clout
- not even a surprise but you guys have mad beef with karasuno
- mainly friendly rivalry though, we stan an uncontroversial household <3
- there's a series going on rn called "karasuno vs nekoma" and it's really just duets of you guys throwing random insults at each other
- there's even a special episode where karasuno visited your house and played games with you!!!
- playing overcooked does not end well when kuroo and daichi's always at each other's neck
- honestly your followers are theirs too by now
- your house is surprisingly super organized and clean, unlike karasuno's
- sure, lev may break some vases here and there but it's nothing to worry about when you got yaku and kuroo watching his every move
- if he does do some stupid shit though, all you really need to do is just lock him out of the house and boom, problem solved!!1!
- all in all, nekoma shares one (1) braincell and it's yours and kenma's
Aobajohsai High
- the Fuckboi ™ house
- the boys gained hype for being shirtless and using gray sweatpants
- i mean, you can't blame them when they have bodies that resemble greek gods
- but you really question some of your life choices when you read the comments
- "you think oikawa would let me swallow his kids if i ask nicely?"
- "iwaizumi's arms are getting so big pls i want him to smash my head to smithereens"
- "i'm tryna get y/n to break my neck into two but ig we just don't get what we want in life"
- MOVING ON
- you guys mainly do tiktok dance trends
- and by that i mean swaying your hips or doing body rolls
- you tried to teach them how to throw it back but they all end up looking like mf grasshoppers
- besides hanamaki tho, homie gets an A++
- okay, but amidst their fuckboy personas the boys actually care a lot about you
- sometimes you get more hate than the usual and it really decreases your self esteem
- oikawa's already replying to the comments with his shady ass. kunimi, matsukawa and kindaichi's by your side comforting you, iwaizumi and kyotani preparing to throw hands
- it was these moments when you're really thankful of them and would not replace them any other way
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