a little crumb of an offering in the form of Splatoon Ghost
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i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace
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obsessed with the handful of triple A game studios throwing tantrums over how Baldur’s Gate 3 is an exception and how people shouldn’t start expecting games like this to be as detailed and expansive. like. yeah when you have a committed team who are willing to spend years and years in development with constant communication and feedback from actual players, and when the studio clearly values creativity and playfulness as much as they value compelling narrative and impressive coding and beautiful artwork - it’s gonna be a good fucking game. maybe if these other studios tried… idk………. prioritising something more than turning the biggest profit as fast as possible???? maybe THEN BG3 could be just like. the standard.
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On September 10, 2023…
I finally completed the Sea of Mystery! 54/54
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random ooc but since I have friends here on tunglr dot com, I wanted to share here, too! I touched on it a little, but surprise! I’ve decided to open a small shop! 🎀💗🥳 It’s something I’ve always wanted to try, but never had the time or bandwidth really — so now? I’m going for it! the ol’ job hunt has been really hard mentally / emotionally so, I decided to take a little power back into my own hands and hire myself!
I’m partnering with one of my close friends (who I actually met here on tumblr!) to share adorable items that bring joy and elevate your outfits! our unique designs are created by ✨yours truly✨ — so, get hyped because there’s lots of fun planned!
any shares and engagement would be GREATLY appreciated!! I’m really excited about the possibilities of this new venture, and hopeful that I can finally earn a little $$$ getting to do something I actually enjoy! I would love to get us to 100+ followers by our launch day (March 29), but appreciate any support!
( IG / WEBSITE ) 💗🛼🪩
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Should I give Overwatch another chance?
Honestly as much as I love the game I’d hold off on playing it until PvE comes out unless you have friends who are playing it with you. Ow2 reignited my actual love for the game (outside of how it scratched my competitive itch) so it *might* be worth a try even without friends if you loved “old overwatch” (like the “classic days” of 2016-2018?) and maybe lost interest around 2019 onwards. But for 99% of the players who left I’d advise you wait for what will hopefully be decent PvE
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Of course Team Nessie won Tricolors
Because of the 6 or so Tricolor matches I played over the Splatfest LITERALLY ONLY TWO OF THEM WEREN’T MIRROR MATCHES
That defeats the entire PURPOSE of Tricolor which is to close the gap of the leading team at half time! Can’t close the gap if I never see them!
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Trust me, Tumblr, I am the last person that needs to see this ad.
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Yes yes I’m a sucker for a cold case whodunnit mystery so I’m excited for next week but what the hell does this have to do with firefighting
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