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littleweirdoss · 1 year
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I've been to Amsterdam twice. When i was 14, me dad was trying to get back with me mum, and he was acting like some kind of fucking super dad or some shit, and he brought me put here for some father-son bonding time. Anyway, he said it was to watch a football match. After the game, he took me to the red-light district for my real present. He took me to lose my virginity to those ladies behind the windows [...] No, she loved it, for me- sorry, me, you mean. No, i don't know. I don't remember. Anyway, a couple of years later, me mum brought me back here. And we went to museums and did all the tours, and it's the first time i had stroopwafel. Never forget that time. Even though my dad weren't there, he was still kinda there with us, you know?
PHIL DUNSTER as JAMIE TARTT in TED LASSO Season Three, Episode Six — "Sunflower"
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acasternaut · 2 years
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ray toro solo craziest moment of my whole life
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tonights gender is
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i cannot stress enough how nobody is doing it like them and nobody ever has before and nobody ever will again Ever
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thewhumppodcast · 6 months
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Guys, I almost sent the most incriminating whump content to my COWORKER!
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neukdaez · 8 months
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so like life updated maybe MAKI REPLIED TO ME?!?!!?!?
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madokasblogg · 7 days
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Me and Sayaka were walking and we saw a witch seed in the wall! I’m going to run to get Mami right now! :(
When we got there me and Mami held hands! ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ then we saw houmra! She started saying how this was her prey and we need to leave! But Mami used her magic and wrapped a big bow around her she started yelling calling us foolish…
I decided to tell Mami about why I wanted to become a magical girl honestly I was afraid she was going to be disappointed that my wish was so naive but I told her that I never been good at school and how I’ve never had any talents to make me stamped out and how I just want to help others until I met her and how she showed me how to fight and safe people and then how I heard even I could be able to help it was the happiest thing I’d ever experienced in my life… that’s why I wanted to help her! It would be my greatest dream… she told me it won’t be easy I’ll get hurt I won’t have time to hang out with my friends or date anyone, but I told her how I look up to her! But she said that she’s not someone I should look up to because she’s just the show of the person she protects to be… but i didn’t think that was true.. but she doesn’t have to be alone any more now that me and Sayaka are here! She started to tear up saying how happy that she won’t be alone any more now that we will fight by her side!
When Mami transformed her looked some happy and elegant she started shooting at it, but it kept on coming back she wrapped a ribbon around it, but it created a monster that came out of its mouth. It got closer and closer to her head….. it -….. her…. It bit her head off… we saw her lifeless corpse dropped the craft as it finished eating the rest of her bloody body…. I-I was terrified and I’m still terrified thinking about it this honestly made me cry writing it… when it finished eating mommy it looked straight at us. My heart dropped the ground me and Sayaka health close together. I thought this was the last time I would ever see her but then houmura came and defeated the witch…. When it disappears nothing felt real… i… I didn’t sleep any this night… I’m really distressed…. These tears keep on rolling down my face I can’t make it stop…
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THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED
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yall i just ordered the new monster high repros !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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13lov · 6 months
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almost accidentally posted 1/3 of part 3 of tethered my heart just dropped to my ass omg
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n3bismel · 5 months
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i got pushed crushed had a little bit of panick attack but u i made it....venue organisation is shit btw
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llondonfog · 1 year
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I’m crying. This is agony. I’ll never know love again.
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Silver's heartbreaking sobs, Lilia's desperate scream, Malleus' sinister humming—
How is this a fun gacha game again?
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daintykv · 1 year
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010123 taekook live
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i need some more time to process this 😵‍💫 say 'yayy' if u witnessed the live real time! 🎉
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we-weavile · 21 days
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I know!!! The darkness comes really fast, the temperature drops quickly, then you remove the glasses only to see a dark spot in the sky and a faint white halo. What an experience!!
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yarnnerdally · 9 months
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There's nothing like someone stopping in the middle of the road, accuse you of tailgating, and scream at you and standing outside your car.
When you're less than a minute from home so you drive around, shaking, to make sure you don't get followed by an angry white man in a sports car.
Rationally I know he took another turn but I don't wanna leave my car yet?
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nuge · 2 years
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the most important oiler and connor mcdavid <3
ryan nugent-hopkins | round 2, game 5: boa | 05/27/2022
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eldritchqueerture · 2 months
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i dont fucking trust that detective. i trust daniel, i trust oscar, hell i even trust marie. but i dont trust that detective. he sounds like larson and idk maybe the accents are just too similar to me or something. but he quoted hamlet. and john doesnt fucking recognize people anymore. what if it IS larson and hes having the time of his life because arthur doesnt recognize him
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