#It's literally in my bio!

[bungouchronicles]

Ahem

#I had #fyobram #in mind but really feel free to imagine any ship of your liking #bramcraft #old man yaoi #ancient yaoi #save me toxic yuri #since thats the version of this meme ive seen the most #don't come for me idl what I'm doing #I'm just throwing my thoughts at the internet like I said I would #You knew what you were in for! #It's literally in my bio! #anyway #aria indulges the voices #shipping

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

#:( #it’s like what can you do #as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have ‘don’t follow me if you’re white’ in their bios #they’ll call it racist or whatever (it’s fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact #with y’all. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat) #i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago #because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga #and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl #like right after that #and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like 🧍🏾‍♀️? #because I talk about racism a lot??? it’s weird lol #like they’ll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like you’re not supposed to talk about #the stuff that effects you #tkf replies #karmelarts #they don’t give a shit about anything if it doesn’t personally Involve them #they act like they can’t relate to anyone or anything it they aren’t marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a #personality trait) #notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? it’s always white centered shit no #matter how hot and popular that show might be #you’ll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here #all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so #sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl

[neechees]

If there's one thing I know it's that White lgbts will ignore any racism within a piece of media no matter how bad or distasteful it is, especially if there's White lgbt ppl in it, and any criticism of the racism is met with the White fans getting mad. They expect you to baby them with "this thing is really really problematic and racist but it's okay if you like it" but if you say you hate it for its racism, then they insist you're just a hater and a big meanie, especially if you aren't white

#literally most of the ppl in the tags of my post saying theyre glad they never watched el dorado bc of its racism #were latines and nonwhite ppl. but some idiot with no race in their bio still goes 'um you HAVE to watch it'

[thewolveswolf]

Girl please it's been almost 2 months feed us🥺we are hungry for a London libraries and love update

this is such a shitty fucking message to send

1. i have pretty bad PDA so congratulations on setting that off, delaying the chapter even more

2. literally disabled, SO sorry i can’t move at the speed you want me to

3. do not call me girl

#asks #jfc as if i don’t feel shit enough that i’m too ill to create ANYTHING #idk how many times i have to make posts abt it #not to mention it’s literally in my bio not to pressure for updates #at this point i’m half tempted to delete the entire thing so people leave me alone

[daybringersol]

my bio has aged… interestingly.

#solsthoughts #jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi emizel #jrwi #jrwi wavelength #jrwi mark #jrwi mark winters #also to that one person who said in my asks i was a twink it was literally in my bio #😭

[cemeterything]

bro wait hold up i thot James Fitzjames was ur name

if it was i would be even more insufferable than i already am

#my name is literally in my bio.

[doppelnatur]

Enough gender envy. Time for gender compersion. You have a cool ass gender and I'm so fucking happy for you. Taking joy in your joy.

#since we don't have bios anymore here's my little bio #Wilhelm Maria; Call me Wil (iel or he/it); 23; white german; bigender trans man; #Im aro but also constantly in gay love with literally everyone all the time i don't know either please help; flag in icon by transfeminines

[honkowo]

WHEEEEEE ETHNICITIES POST PART 1!!!!!!! COS I GOT NO CLUE HOW 2 GO ABOUT CULTURES N SHIT!!!!! LOL!!

OK SO ive FINALLY finished the 5 main colour variations (& overall morphology) for angels!!! posting these separate from the culture post cos i still have fuckall idea for that(plus theres already a fair few images in this post if i tried combining the 2 i would have..... a long ass post lol) ANYWAY:

SALT DESERT: least populous of the 5. theyre essentially tundra angels but w thicker skin & MUCH paler. built to handle extreme temperature variation as well as VERY STRONG air currents & high altitudes. body type is typically tall & skinny, with long wings & sail. theyre 3rd best in terms of long-distance flight.

TUNDRA: most populous of the 5. theyre the goldilocks in terms of preffered climate, in that they stick to the tundras & savannas of homeworld(not too hot/cold, average wind speed, etc). body types vary, but theyre usually on the leaner side for aerodynamics, with long wings & sail. 2nd best at long-distance flight.

CENTRAL CLIFFS: 2nd most populous of the 5 & are built to survive the warmer temperatures of the equator throughout the year. body types are typically on the heavier side to help with burrowing & to accommodate for the much higher likelihood of getting domed by flying debris, as well as broad-but-short wings & sail. theyre 2nd worst at long-distance flight, as theyre more suited for climbing & gliding than powered flight.

NORTH/SOUTH COAST: 3rd most populous of the 5. coastal angels are the largest of the angel types, and are built to survive & navigate the seas & frozen coastlines of homeworld with ease. theyre the best at long-distance flight, as they often take regular journeys from the north to the south to ferry resources between both the coastal spheres as well as other spheres that might be up to trade. body types are usually TALL & WELL BUILT, with a long sail & wings.

TROPICS: 2nd least populous of the 5 as well as the shortest. theyre an offshoot of coastal angels who preffered to burrow amongst the more varied plantlife of angel homeworld. theyre the worst at flying, often only able to glide & fly in short bursts(similar to earth chickens) as theyre almost entirely suited to burrowing. the average body type for tropic angels is short & stocky, with short wings.

like usual, gif stills r under the readmore :)

angles:

map:

(was gonna send the stills but i hit the image limit LOL so youll have 2 have the merged map sorry)

#owo whats this #angel tag!!! wahoo #speculative biology #spec bio #alien species #xenobiology #OK IM FINALLY GETTING THERE #the 5 took me SO LONG i was at a loss 4 designs for AGESSSSS HOLY FUCK but its ok now theyre done :) i dont have 2 think abt pulling entire #-variations if angle outta my ass #fun fact i came up w the tropics angle thanks 2 banana man by tally hall :) thats why theyve got a banana sail lol #anyway i also had this 5-way venn diagram of most the potential color variations between the 5 but i figured thatd be better suited for- #-the updated ref that i STILL HAVENT POSTED(that will literally be next all the art is done now lol) #but yea thats my rambling 4 today

[sketchy-mf]

Sooooo, @owly-lumi made me watch the transformers ONE trailer (when it came out, I actually forgot to post 💀)

My honest reaction:

The way we both went IT'S THE (UN)HOLY TRINITY at the same time

#transformers #starscream #maccadam #shockwave #transformers one #tf one #transformers one trailer #considering our attention span is pretty much nonexistant and the scene lasted 1 second #I'm surprised we menaged to notice them 💀 #I continue to post stuff that literally caters to nobody but me and my friend #it's in the bio afterall lmao #tf memes #transformers memes #tf starscream #tf soundwave #tf shockwave #tf one trailer #my art

[sweaterregrets]

march on little sister 🫡

#im in such DEEP DENIAL #pls on at arc 12 or whatever it says in my bio no spoils #ward spoilers #ward #worm spoilers #parahumans #wildbow #wormblr #march #march megacluster #lmao whats her team name #vista wardens #i literally had to stop reading adter 12.all almost died irl #all my dreams killedmy baby girl killed by my baby girl what a world #wardblr #ward wildbow

[doctorwhoarchive]

her ig bio.. she’s so Sam coded

#the fact that she put wario instead of mario #the fact that that’s her bio in the first place and then the fact that it’s WRONG on top of that #yeah she’s literally sam it’s perfect casting #obsessed with her actually #continuing to spread my millennial sam agenda #sam carpenter #melissa barrera #scream

[angel-archivist]

It's so interesting and so exceedingly frustrating how agab is being utilized now within the queer community as a way to isolate and sort nonbinary and genderqueer folks into binary boxes that determine their moral purity levels, and their authority to do and write and exist.

The way nonbinary writers are being put under accusation of fetishizing gay men while their AGAB is continually brought up in a way that feels like queer-space-approved misgendering.

The way feminist circles that are supposedly trans-inclusive will use the word AFAB in a way that implicitly but intentionally isolates nonbinary people who aren't AFAB from joining. It's for women*.

The way the language is already flawed and leaves out intersex folks from the conversations while focusing on a binary of sex that isn't truthful.

The constant obsessing over whether someone is AFAB or AMAB and whether or not that gives them the privilege to join, do, write, or be present in certain spaces really really concerns me. How are we supposed to dismantle a binary system of gender if we can't even move past forcibly assigning and focusing on people's genders assigned at birth?

#and yes i understand! that agab language can in some circumstances be helpful in inclusive language and in the medical world but ultimately #is misgendering and unnecessary it should be up to the person to disclose their agab not an expectation of them to give up freely #I think that inclusive language shouldnt be misgendering in nature and agab as far as i can tell should only be used in select discussions #and certainly not as a way to frame a nonbinary writer as a “biological woman” but in a way where the queer community will nod along and sa #“oh they have a point” because you used the word AFAB instead #honestly afab is the term i see used most frequently and most harmfully towards other nonbinary people who don't identify w the label #to exclude trans women and amab nonbinary people #to frame nonbinary people as “still women” because of their assigned gender at birth #also i understand its not as simple as “not using” these terms bc they still serve a purpose and are important #but as they leave the queer community and as they enter the hands of cis queer people they become weapons #i wish i could like manifest my thoughts super clearly but i really cant bc its a difficult situation #its just another example of misogyny and bio-essentialism creeping into the queer community #because the patriarchy impacts all things including our discussions of trans oppression and gender we need to stop viewing it #as a strict binary of male female and oh sometimes we'll mention nonbinary people but we're all afab and amabs at the end of the day <3 #like flames literal flames #if you wanna like chip into the conversation just shoot me an ask or respond to the post i'd love to hear other peoples perspectives #im not infalliable so if i said anything you view as incorrect especially in regards to intersex folks and how you all would like to be #included in these discussions as im not intersex but am aware of how agab is a subject that leans into the idea of a binary of sex #so yeah rant over <3 #retro.bullshit #rant

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Some Takahashi family (Kenshi, Suchin, and Takeda) headcanons because they are genuinely haunting me

Takeda actually has the worst resting bitch face out of the kombat kids (it's a combination of Kenshi's and Suchin's aka horrifying). He constantly raises his eyebrows (same thing Suchin did) to soften it. Sometimes he relaxes his face and freaks everyone out. Likes to do it for comedic effect.

Because of her paranoia Suchin never kept pictures of herself or people she cared about as to “not leave a trail”. Every time Takeda would come home with school photos they made a tradition of burning them (only photos, she kept his drawings and stuff 😭).

All three of them snore, badly.

Suchin and Kenshi both sent what they thought were obvious signals of attraction but they went over each others heads because their methods were so different.

When Kenshi started talking to Takeda after mkx he was shocked to hear how much Suchin toned down her personality, because the Suchin he knew was the definition of loud, crude, and energetic (calm when need be but not to the extent Takeda described).

Then Takeda mentioned the times she slipped up and Kenshi had that “there she is” moment.

Takeda, without realizing it, internalized a lot of Suchin’s traits. Granted he’s more polite than she ever was but all those paranoid habits Suchin taught him never really left.

Suchin’s favorite song is “Short Dick Man” by Gillette. She infected Kenshi’s music taste with hers.

People constantly compare Takeda to Kenshi but every time Kenshi is around him he sees no one but Suchin in him. The way he rambles, the jokes he makes, the way he’s constantly gaging possible dangers, the list goes on. Sento doesn’t allow him to make out the features of his face, but he knows he looks like her too.

Kenshi is really clingy. Never in public but behind closed doors he’s practically hanging off Suchin, cuddling her, holding her hand, hugging her, talking to her, or just straight up watching her in silence.

More on that- if Kenshi actually got to raise Takeda he’d be one of those parents that picked up their kid whenever they cried and Takeda (who is already clingy) weaponized the shit out of it at the ripe age of infant.

I also think that if Kenshi raised Takeda, Jax would be less apprehensive about letting him date Jacqui. But if Suchin was still in the mix he’d be more apprehensive because Hanzo at least had some restraint when raising him, Suchin would encourage him. (“If I were you I’d kill that guy, he deserves it.” “Suchin.” “Not now Kenshi- I’m spreading wisdom.”)

#I love these stupid stupid idiots #I’m literally fixating on them it’s bad #I’m drafting up character bios for these three in my au #takeda takahashi #suchin #kenshi takahashi #kensuchin #kenshi x suchin #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x #mkx #mortal kombat headcanons #cfa posts

[alexisntedgy]

classic bi boomer behaviour

#inspired by my bi bio father #who literally said this #i made a ghostly tweet about that one scene #the one where he accidentally thirsts over a man doin his bike tires #idk if I’ll post it #maybe in a bigger post with other ones i deem slightly less funny #bbc ghosts #ghosts #julian fawcett #bisexual julian fawcett #thomas thorne #ghostly tweets

[fullscoreshenanigans]

I headcanon that at first Ray is adamantly against the use of nicknames and pet names for himself because he thinks it's silly.

"My name is Ray. It's literally three letters and one syllable long. Just call me Ray."

But Emma can't let that stand. She has "sunshine" and "Em," Norman has "Nor," "Norm," and "Boss."

So her proposed solution is for Ray to change his name so that "Ray" can be a nickname and show of affection. Ray balks at the suggestions she litters throughout their conversations, addressing him as Raymond, Rayner, even Raybert at one point.

Norman is more deft in his timing so the first time he drops a "Raymond" during one of their chess matches he ends up on the receiving end of Ray channeling Isabella with this look

He does eventually come around to them calling him Sunray.

#“Ah‚ to be greeted every morning by the two loves and lights of my life 🧡🖤” “It's too early for this‚ Norman.” #“Raymond works the best because then we all have that second-syllable 'm' sound going on‚ #but Rayner has your name plus all of our initials…” “Stop.” #literally the largest jump of a tangent from Ruby's 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘢𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥 edit kdfjgdkj #He is 𝘴𝘰 easy to rile up #but tbf he makes it easy‚ when it comes to them 🧡🖤🤍 #Idk if he'd even make an “I'm leaving you” joke at Norman's attempt after everything they've been through at this point #like m'guy you were literally willing to die for them for six years before you even hit double digits #they know your ass isn't going anywhere dkjfhjk #peak comedy is after not saying anything about it for years is this being the way Norman figures out the Isabella-Ray bio connection #Post-Canon #Norrayemma #Noremray #Emma #Norman #Ray #FSS Chatter #FSS Shenanigans #TPN S1 #TPN S1e08 #Escape Arc #Emma will also sometimes call him Sleepy Cyclops but that's meant to be more of a sweet callback

[dennisboobs]

the funniest thing when considering the whole serial killer dennis angle is that he is the only member of the gang who has been legally cleared of murder.

#ada speaks #everyone else has implicitly or explicitly caused at least one death with the highest number attributed to frank #mac and charlie killing at least one child in new wheels #i think my count was like 7 for frank #although not always specifically murder he's directly responsible for at least influencing ppl to kill themselves or assumed manslaughter #you can at most implicate dennis in the accidental joint killing (alongside frank) of charlie's bio dad via negligence #like literally everything would have had to take place offscreen because we know he didn't kill maureen #but the rest of the gang have done shit ON screen so its immensely funny for den to be the one accused of being a serial killer