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dormiloncito · 6 months
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one thing about me i hate games that have consequenses
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caraphernellie · 4 months
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cowboy like me // e.w. [chapter two]
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summary: a modern day princess living under outdated royal protocol in which your own existence is forbidden. in a typical state visit to strengthen your country's relations with the united states, you find it harder than ever to keep your sexuality secret when you meet the president's daughter, ellie williams, and sparks fly.
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an: hello guyzzz it took me ages to get off my ass and write this chapter. um i dont think i like this. as always i am very unhappy with my own writing i wish i could just take ideas directly from my head and show u guys because i feel like my writing has not lived up to that. this chapter is a lot shorter than i wantedddd and idk it feels rushed but likeee??? idk this is more to move the plot along. the juicier (angst) stuff happens next chapter tho
wc: 1.5k masterlist
cw: being closeted, having a beard/merkin, rejecting a man lmfao, being publicly embarrassed, kinda angsty? not much ellie, more focused on reader this chapter! however ellie's kind of an asshole! she's privileged as hell
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cameras are on you at all times in public. so there’s no room to risk exposing yourself. no room to hold hands, or for a tantalising exchange of words into each other’s ear, or for kisses.
what the public can pick up on is at the very least a very tight knit friendship. the kind of friendship that allows you to feel like being yourself for once. they’re seeing more of your personality than ever, with ellie’s constant need to make you giggle in that way you always do. even if it’s unintentional, and she’s making a fool of herself, it’s her favourite thing to hear, therefore the public embarrassment becomes worth it.
like that time you were complaining to her about those scuffed up converse– how she could definitely afford nicer shoes, how they look out of place amidst her nicer, dry-cleaned suits, though her messier demeanour is just something very charming, very ellie. and it was the untied laces of those very converse sneakers that she tripped over and almost fell on her ass in front of everyone. you couldn’t control your laughter, snorting in a way in which royal management would scold for being ‘unladylike.’ for ellie, the embarrassment subsided immediately, blooming into a fondness in her heart instead as she guided you away from cameras with a hand on the small of your back.
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in that very same office you had your first kiss, you wake weeks later in a frenzy when the president barges in. scrambling to get up, off of ellie who sleeps like the dead, and calm the beating of your heart.
but you aren’t met with judgement, only his chuckling face having assessed the scene. ellie stirring awake, and you quickly standing. both fully dressed, no reason to assume anything happened.
“sorry to wake you,” president williams smirks, straightening down his tie. “couldn’t find either of you.”
it’s something everyone’s grown used to now. ellie taking you for random escapades that stresses the secret service when they realise they’ve lost you. but this was no random escapade. this was a late night guitar lesson that ended with you cuddling on the couch until sleep consumed you.
“oh, i see,” you murmur, clearing your throat and attempting polite conversation to dull the nervous thoughts in your mind. hoping to whatever’s above that people haven’t picked up on the blossoming romance between you and ellie. “we were up late last night. i’ll admit your daughter makes a comfortable pillow.”
president williams, much like said daughter who is grumbling beside you, seems to find humour in anything. he’s a more pleasant man than one would expect with the power he has. your comment leaves him chuckling again, but again you fear the worst. maybe he’s only laughing because he’s picking up on your feelings. “well, i’m glad to hear that, your highness. however i have come to tell you the king and queen have requested to speak with you.”
shit.
“oh!” you nod, smile reaching your lips. overthinking everything possible– what if it’s about ellie? what if they know? what if it’s something simple and i’m freaking out over nothing? is it obvious that i’m freaking out? what if i just look guilty about something? it feels pathetic the way you start trembling as you stand there. “thank you for telling me, i’ll get ready for the day and go speak with them as soon as possible.”
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it was almost worse than you imagined.
“we can’t let the public keep thinking this, do you understand?” your mother asks. “it’s not that there would be anything wrong with it, but it’s so controversial that this could very well damage our reputation.”
it’s sickening. nausea swirling your stomach, as if you’re rocking on a boat in a wild tide. you almost feel like you’re going to start sweating bullets soon.
“to clarify, there’s nothing wrong with it if the rumours are true,” the king repeats, looking at you so intently you feel like shrinking. “is it tr–”
“absolutely not,” you say quickly. “no, that would be weird. ellie is my friend, the closest friend i’ve made in a while. it’s not like that.”
quick to lie, eager to defend yourself. this feels easier than just coming out.
“alright,” your mother nods. “but we still have to do something about this. something subtle. of course it won’t be a real relationship, but we’ve had to organise a boyfriend as advised by the public relations officers. public dates, public appearances, but you won’t need anything further than that.”
and there’s no choice but to accept. 
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you wish sometimes that ellie knew how to take things seriously because she bursts out laughing the minute you tell her you’ve got a date with your shiny new pr boyfriend tomorrow morning.
but it’s the way you aren’t laughing with her that has her sobering up instantly, brows furrowing. 
“a…. pr boyfriend?” she murmurs, leaning back in her chair. ever so casual. the manspread, the arm resting around the back of the chair. her life seems simpler. she’s never had need to worry about this. “why?”
“well, apparently some people online are saying they think there’s something going on between us.”
“there is.”
“i– yes there is, but–” you look away, making a few frustrated gestures with your hands before turning back to ellie. “i told you. there is no royal protocol for a gay princess. people can’t be thinking this.”
“what makes people think there’s something going on?” ellie asks, raising an eyebrow. “it’s not like we go out kissing and fucking in public.”
if only she could take something seriously for once, this conversation would be easier to have.
“well apparently we’re just… i don’t know. i saw people saying it’s because you’re too handsy or whatever and i guess because you’re publicly out it just… makes people think things.”
“aw, well… that’s not your fault if people think that. rumours happen all the time, shouldn’t your family be used to this?”
“the rumours aren’t usually like this though,” you reply, legs bouncing, hands clasped together. “we’re big news, you know, and something like being gay is a huge controversy, it’s not like we can control how people will react. it– it could damage my reputation.”
ellie looks all but empathetic. if anything she’s blank. she doesn’t get it. “it’s not that bad. your sex life shouldn’t concern people.”
“but it does, that’s the thing,” you insist. “and as first in line, too. it’s not even clear if non-biological children would be accepted as an heir. there would be much discussion about if i could have children and what would happen there. and the people who are just blatantly homophobic would have a lot to say about my family. there’s no way of knowing what people will do.”
“okay, well,” ellie looks away for a moment. she doesn’t get it. she didn’t even have to come out– she had her first girlfriend as a teen and that was that. nobody had cared, and with her father’s liberal government nobody had much to say. “i have to sit and watch this weirdo who wants fifteen seconds of fame take you on the dates i want to take you on?”
you feel like banging your head into the wall. to tell the truth that would solve all your problems. no pr boyfriend, no more not being understood, no more having to hide yourself. “it will only be a few dates probably. just to cool things off, you know? you and i can still hang out too.”
“i still think this is bullshit,” ellie grunts, waving her hand. “so what, even if you don’t want to, you still have to?”
ellie observes you, your lips pursed into a thin line as you look around, staying silent. she moves, rising to her feet and holding out a hand.
“i’m mad for you, baby,” she murmurs. “come here.”
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worst day ever. ellie’s jealous. and so you were late to your first public date with the new boyfriend– she had insisted on kindly picking your dress out and of course having a quick fuck before sending you on your way with a pat on the ass. one disaster. the second disaster was the date itself.
third disaster was currently the public amusement that said disastrous date is arousing. why? the boy tried to kiss you. in public. and so clips are sent viral, of the way he leaned in, and you pushed him so gently with a hand on his chest and an awkward and polite laugh.
and in speaking of laughter, ellie found it as funny as the public did. in fact, she was the one who had shown you it. she spent all afternoon chuckling over the video and when you came back from the date, confused, she handed you her phone. and the sheer look of embarrassment on your face– the furrowed brows, the way your jaw dropped– it was all too funny for ellie. she just about lost it.
but just as humiliating as it can be when the whole world is laughing at you, you could also laugh at yourself. 
only thing is the fourth disaster that had struck.
packing bags, spending one last night with ellie before being ushered home earlier than planned. see, with a date that was supposed to silence any rumour of your sexuality, rejecting the boy’s kiss is not the right move. now if anything those rumours had grown in absurdity and in popularity.
so your parents made the decision to leave the united states, head back to the palace, before any more speculation could be made. oh, and of course the boy was going to be sticking around longer, too.
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touchstarvedsam · 3 years
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I was really gonna ignore that "superior"natural thing but I saw that they seem to have some talented artists. So I thought maybe they are doing something interesting (even if it's destiel) so I checked out their Google doc and omg I'm HOWLING! Eileen calls Sam moosie, Cas calls Dean squirrel. Dean calls Cas kitten, Sam calls Eileen otter. They say it's just a incollection of ideas that might not make it into the project, but you get a sense of what you're dealing with there. And this is from1/?
A brief perusal to see how much attention Sam gets compared to Dean & Cas (a word search gave 27/87/100 results for each respectively, so not too much attention to Sam. But sure, Sam is the favorite character of some of their writers). I'm sure a deeper reading will unearth more (like, Dean saying you are home to Cas, who says we're not at the bunker, Dean replies but you are home. That sounds like something Dean would say. And Dean wishes a tulpa into existence 'cause he misses Cas too much)2/?
They say they want to eliminate plot holes but it seems what's a plot hole depends on whether it serves their ship: purgatory stays (we know they love that arc) even if it makes no sense for Crowley and Cas to go through that much in S6 when apparently there are many ways in and out. Cas, the guy who failed at almost everything he's done, is a "master strategist". Every other retcon of later seasons stays as long as it serves ship purposes. Sam gets his fair share of attention but Dean is the3/?
One who teaches Cas about being human including the textures of food (Sam and Cas pbj moment erasure) and Cas should be the one to teach Jack about his powers (no mention of Sam and Jack's relationship). Other ooc things: Cas rides a bike and when Dean asks says it reminds him of flying. After Cain, Dean takes Cas to the farm for bees (?). Cas and Dean snuggle. Knowing Cas is alive gives demon Dean strength to fight to be cured? Dean speaks enochian to Cas. Cas making a mixtape for Dean. 4/?
Cas being in regarding Dean. "Baby jack walking around in cas’s trench coat going “I’m an angel”." Home alone type ep with Jack. Dean kissing cas's forehead when he's dead in 13.01. Crowley is Jack's godfather and gets him a hellhound pet. Sam has a pet fish? Dean sings you're my sunshine to Cas as he sleeps. "Uncle Gabe". Apparently John dropped Sam and Dean off at Bobby's all the time? I don't think this is canon? Keep 15.18 but change 19&20 (of course). There's no drama or angst like 5/?
Kevin's death or Crowley's death or anything that might add tension to the story. Unless of course it serves the ship so plenty of trauma for Cas including darkness (from the empty) and sharp objects (from Naomi). A small mention of Sam's trauma with Lucifer, thank God, but it's interesting that they have so little Sam. They can say they'll flesh out more arcs for Sam but it's clear he's not a priority from how he's not present where he should be. For example, Dean will explain everything 6/?
To Mary and break her out of her brainwashing. But where's Sam? She's his mother too. Other than Eileen Sam's most meaningful relationship seems to be with his pet fish (still confused about that). Even if this project gets better in the future, which I doubt, it's clear what the direction here is. It baffles me that they think this is superior to the show we have, as problematic as the show is. I wish them best of luck but I don't have any high hopes for this. Thanks for the laughs though. 7/7
Sorry for that long ass rant in your inbox. It's in the middle of the night but I'm cackling after reading their doc and I had to share it with someone. I thought you might find it amusing as well. Hopefully all my asks go through. On the one hand, I feel bad hating on a fan project. But the way they've positioned it ("superior"), the blatant disrespect to Sam, and all the shit their side has pulled since the finale (and long before that) has really irked me. Again, sorry.
I just- this whole thing was a whirlwind of nonsense, it took me a whole week to process it. I don’t even know where to start here, or if I want to just yeet my laptop out my bedroom window into the snow. They really consider their ideas superior to the original show? More like Inferiornatural, to be honest. Superinferiornatural? They can’t even seem to characterize them correctly, let alone come up with a decent plotline or idea.
So we’ll start with the nicknames, since that is where you started. The whole thing is painfully out of character, but the worst (and funniest) of them all is Dean calling Cas “kitten,” I might actually laugh myself into an early grave with that one. Dean gives nicknames to shorten people’s names (besides Sam; Sammy is the only person who gets an extended nickname). He’s not going to give someone a longer nickname than the original nickname he uses for them! And Cas wouldn’t actually give nicknames, especially not giving Dean the nickname Crowley gave him??? Otter?! Moosie?!  W H A T. Can we move on from grade school kiddie crush nicknames?
I’m currently manifesting Dean saying “kitten” in his gruff voice with that lip curl he does sometimes and I’m cracking up about it. Thanks for the amusement, heIIers.
Of course Sam would only be mentioned 27 times to Cas’ 100 because Sam means nothing to them. He’s only ever either been in their way or a cheerleader for that horribly characterized ship of theirs. I just love how, in order to make DestieI, they have to butcher the characters so irreparably that they’re unrecognizable. Good for them, they can’t even have fanfiction of their ship where the characters keep their canon personalities. 10/10 would laugh at again.
I love the Sam erasure. It’s true to the heIIers’ character at least. They’re a one-trick pony. I’m so used to it by now that I’m totally desensitized to their bullshit. But Dean speaking Enochian? What? When and how did he learn that? I can’t see Dean in his 30s sitting there willingly to learn the language of the angels. Not even if his “kitten” is the one to teach him. Dean doesn’t give a fuck about that. If any of them is going to learn Enochian, it’ll be Sam, and they can fight me on that. I will kick anyone’s ass that argues.
I hope the mixtape Cas makes for Dean is just 4 hours of that Spaghetti song by The Wiggles because Cas sucks at doing human things.
I’d love to see the Sam erasure in the Regarding Dean one. Just swap Sam out for Cas? So Cas is the only one Dean recognizes? Hmm. Where would Sam go? A smoothie place? Yeah, as if Dean would remember the angel who he’d barely known for 8 years at that time over Sam who he’d known since he was 4 years old, lol. Sure, Jan.
The entire 5th ask is WILD, nonnie. A pet fish? Dean singing you are my sunshine? Dean kissing Cas’ forehead? LMFAO. Crowley is Jack’s godfather. The KING OF HELL is Jack’s GODfather. I’m- hgfjdksl I’m sure Dean who was ripped apart by hellhounds would love for Jack to have a pet hellhound. Yeah. Absolutely. “Uncle Gabe” yeah, fuck that guy in particular. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t erased Eileen to make SabrieI endgame in their fic. SabrieI is the Sam version of DestieI. It’s just as nasty and abusive :) which was why the heIIers ship it. They’re into abuse. It’s their shtick.
I do wonder what the point of the fish is... Sam has always loved and wanted a dog... you’d think they’d give Sam a dog... but I forgot they don’t pay attention to the show unless the episode has Mushy in the credits. I literally saw a heIIer say they skipped episodes if Mushy wasn’t in the credits... so they don’t know how to characterize Sam or Dean, but from this message they don’t even know how to characterize Cas who seems to be their precious uwu baby angel so I’m not surprised. I can’t wait for them to start releasing this shitshow. It makes for good fodder to make fun of them all over again. They really watched a grand total of 146 out of 327 episodes and thought, “Yeah, my opinion about the show definitely matters,” and I think that’s fucking hilarious.
Sorry for taking so long to respond! Hope I did a good job, nonnie. <3
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nuclearterror · 6 years
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Today went down in the books as a day of fucking luck! First day in a while since I’ve had everything right happen at work.To quickly sum it up, all of my equipment (i.e. chainsaw, wellies, helmet and chaps) has been in some way broken or defective ever since I began this job. It especially chaps (ha...ha.) my ass that everyone else has either top notch or fully functioning equipment... which is a good thing or else nothing would get done. Now to the good part.... I got a brand new chainsaw. Turns out my last one (i’ve been through 3) had something wrong with the air intake that couldn't be doctored. Work today was a GD dream, I was rippin’ through trees, it was a gay old time. Happy “friday” to me! 
So, naturally, I am at hoops celebrating. I was trying to dissect what it is about this brewery that makes me so inclined to go so often to the point of being a regular. This place is my dojo. I come here because only the bartenders know me and I get to just relax without people being overly social. See, there is the occasional conversation next to bar neighbors.... like the tourist couples or the occasional sports watcher... maybe a fly fisher if im lucky, but that’s it. I've walked away from this bar without anything but an occasional, enjoyable conversation and a beer stache haha. I just enjoy a place to drink beer and read a book/use the internet. Brewerys are sort of awesome when you think about it. Its such a contrast to a bar. They are on opposite ends of the spectrum, solely because of the crowds and intentions. Bars are just people usually trying to get shitfaced and be shifty, lets be honest, after a few drinks, no matter who ya are, ya get frisky. Im getting to a point in life where i just enjoy getting a few beers and relaxing. Dont get me wrong, being rowdy every once in a blue moon is a blast too.
On that note, everyone is here for the vikings game and I forgot how lit Minnesotans get. I had to pop in my earphones because every time they get a touchdown everyone stands and yells haha. I got a job offer for the Maine Conservation Corps. CCM to MCC.. i dont even know if I have another Americrops year in me. Im flat broke after this job. Living stipends do not fund full ass moves across the country to make more living stipends. It would be another 5 g’s to add towards my education award for grad school, but based off of my experience at CCM, I cant handle another year of being treated like a serf and a toddler at the same time. I need to call the lady and have a serious conversation about what they are about (i.e. their take on managing invasives, policies and procedures, project types etc.). i’m thinking that ill be able to have a better grip on the similarities and differences between the two. There is, however, a trail crew as well as an environmental steward crew. I’d forsure take on the trail crew, hands down. After learning what the government’s take on  “conservation” is, I need to not be a part of it. We have fundamental differences on what a land steward is and should be. Trail crew looks mental, right up my ally. I love love loveeeee trail work. Sure, its not as environmentally educational, but what can I say, I love manual labor. Trail work will kick your ass. It’s conditioning for my future in wildland firefighting. 
Here’s where I run into the dilemma. I have to contact this woman before October 11th with my decision and I am in the midst of applying for a fuckton of Wildland firefighting jobs.... which is my top priority. Unfortunately they don’t start their hiring process until usually Nov./Dec. I could either pick up a bar tending jobs downtown and live my lease out until Jan.and move to Maine or I could turn the offer down and continue applying for wildfire positions through USFS and private contractors. Im sort of leaning towards option two but if im being smart i’d take maine and roll with it. Something to ponder on. Responsibility or follow yr dreams. I usually go with option 2. Even the phrase option 2 sounds appealing... I’ve never been one to follow through with plans ;) There’s this 1 private contractor called Grayback Mountain that I reallllly want to work for. Ive applied for their position on a Type 2 Handcrew in Oregon. Ashole Williams is trying to move out there with me which would help me with rent and take care of my future kitten while im gone for 6 months at a time.  I am thinking either Eugene or Bend since their fairly close to where I’d be stationed. The max you can live is two hours away from base which neither of those are but 30 minutes away. I figure ill live on the west coast for a year or 3 before climate change takes on the wrath of volcanic activity, hurricanes, tectonic plate movement, refugee populations rising etc.... lets not forget fires. The whole western half of the united states is up in flames.... job security.now would be a great time to fight fire wile im red card certified while I enjoy the coast before its toast (i told u i was freaky). Thats a good one ;) 
I’ve added the tinder app.... which has been detrimental. I got super high and thought about the things these people were saying to me and am now super offended lmfao im laughing in my head as we speak. Its super difficult because most of the time its a bunch of horny men and women trying to hook up. Luckily duluth is split between red necks northerners and “upper peninsula” type northerners who are super into outdoor activities albeit winter or summer. there’s a small handful of gems who are backpacking or canoe guides that I fall shortly in love with. I met one dude off tinder and successfully met him at a planned location. His name was Ryan Mell the glass blower (hes not dead) and we had various dates. That was the one success story except were both busy and don’t see each other much. He was str8 up my lover stylistically but hes more of a watch tv and get stoned kind of man. Thats ok, DIVERSITY! 
What is a blog? Is it an acronym? I should probably look that up. I think of this as more of an online journal. I get super stoned and write these at the brewery so there bound to be a mess of words posted together. 
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sinful-liesel · 6 years
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HypnosisMic: Buster Bros!!! Generation -Lyrics-
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Early Christmas gift for everyone!  (◕‿◕)♡
Hopefully, the lyrics help you get an idea of who the Buster Bros are and what they’re trying to achieve in the HypnosisMic universe.
If you can, please show your support by purchasing the CDs. 
ENJOY!!! ↴
Ore ga Ichiro (I am Ichiro) by Ichiro Yamada
(I am Ichiro u better know ma steelo) This prologue is only the first step Those who always hesitate, will never see any progress I’m always the No.1 player, kick off haters payback to those who stand in my way We are the Dream team The name is Buster (Bros!!!) Bukuro’s representatives kicking out the trash Let’s go fake rapper, we’ll take you out without mercy Showing mercy is useless「Can you show me that you’re serious?」  Bullying the weak is unacceptable, I’m only interested in powerful opponents Someone who dares to try to break our brother’s bonds The scars from that day still ache 1 for the show and 2 for ma bros 3 for the hood, we will call on (holla) I am Ichiro, real famous around here once Pleased to meet you, REP buster bros yo
「one」who’s the one real RAPPER 「two」rule the world I’m the Leader 「three」say it, say ma name louder (I am Ichiro Big bro in the house yo) This is the legendary Hypnosis MIC The new era of Hip Hop has arrived Can you still keep up? Hands in the air yo Say it, who’s the one 「That’s Ichiro」
This is the new generation of RAP. new generation Astound them with flow. If it’s with skill, then that’s ma job Be afraid, fake rapper. I have the tactics to murder I can settle this in an instant, and overpower you in battle I’ve yet to see the top Our words and actions hold the power to destroy darkness Believe in your comrades even if it rains tomorrow Pierce with flow, and strike a punch with rhyme There’s no limit stopping you from reaching new heights with unprecedented skill It’s for our comrades, family and brothers You won’t be able to escape once the battle starts, it won’t be wack if you retreat now, With the odds of winning against me (u know?) Get a better feel of your enemy if you think about facing us There’s no one who is a challenge to us, though
「one」who’s the one real RAPPER 「two」rule the world I’m the Leader 「three」say it, say ma name louder (I am Ichiro Big bro in the house yo) This is the legendary Hypnosis MIC The new era of Hip Hop has arrived Can you still keep up? Hands in the air yo Say it, who’s the one 「That’s Ichiro」
never ever disrespect ma crew To those who mock my comrades or family, I’ll kill ‘em mercilessly When we brothers are together, we’re invincible We can execute any strategy flawlessly I really hate things that are unfair I sing because I keep it real. give me da MIC It resonates within the eardrum through the MIC I have a clear vision filled with inspiration Don’t let go of your dreams, show that your brothers’ ideal is a reality But until that day comes, Never give up, continue the mission with your voice Get ready for the next impact of the rum show I love Hip Hop. This is the guidepost It leads you to a road in a different dimension Come if you think you have what it takes There’s a new peak beyond this point
「one」who’s the one real RAPPER 「two」rule the world I’m the Leader 「three」say it, say ma name louder (I am Ichiro Big bro in the house yo) This is the legendary Hypnosis MIC The new era of Hip Hop has arrived Can you still keep up? Hands in the air yo Say it, who’s the one 「That’s Ichiro」
「one」who’s the one real RAPPER 「two」rule the world I’m the Leader 「three」say it, say ma name louder (I am Ichiro Big bro in the house yo) This is the legendary Hypnosis MIC The new era of Hip Hop has arrived Can you still keep up? Hands in the air yo Say it, who’s the one 「That’s Ichiro」
Sensen Fukoku (Declaration of War) by Jiro Yamada
Hey yo Ma name is Jiro I am MC Mid Bro
I am Bukuro’s No. 2 This turf’s proud watchdog If your Dis is weak, don’t even bother with me I’ll devour and scatter you all I feel the flow in my veins I’ll blow you away and make you lose your nerve Bungee Dive with no rope for leeway My bite is a dangerous Punch Line
Once you grab the Mic You have already dug your own grave Begging for your life, now? The answer’s No. Now’s your only chance to escape, Wack bastard Come now, it begins in Bukuro Success in the invincible road Us three brothers have control over the mic Do or Die
Buster! Rock your brains out I’ll give you a great Rhyme Buster! Believe in us and let’s go, there’s only one truth Buster! Don’t think about it, feel it in your soul Buster! Grab the Mic Too late, the dice have been thrown Hey Yo, it’s a Declaration of War We Bro are three hungry wolves We will strike it all That’s MC Mid Bro Hey Yo, it’s a Declaration of War We Bro are three hungry wolves We will strike it all Come now, get a hold of the Mic
The objective is to destroy the wall to Chūō-ku We’re seeking the approval of the man of valor, The amazing King Ichi-ni You see, we’re ranking 1, 2, 3
Never dare to bad-mouth Rap Sorry, but I won’t suck up to a Sell out In this era of powerful rivals I’ll show you the Yamada pride This battle is nothing in the eyes of us three I grew up looking only at the big back Every time we’re about to fall to our knees, Keep in mind that 「We’re Family」
I’ll change what I have to, come now Listen to the tone of my voice You must never betray the Mic I don’t have any hesitation in My Life
Buster! Nothing but a sudden flow shut up, and wait a minute! Buster! I’ll climb to the mountain top Spin the turntable Buster! You can’t get used to Fame Rout the Fake, Make Da Legacy Buster! Don’t be afraid Look closely, It’s show time
Hey yo, let’s declare it If your heart is firm, believe in yourself Keep up with the Game I’ll take you on, ma name is Jiro Hey yo, let’s declare it If your heart is firm, believe in yourself Keep up with the Game Take the risk, Dead or Alive Let’s get started “war” Let your pride show Let’s get started “war” Let your soul burn
Let’s get started “war” Let your pride show Let’s get started “war” Let your soul burn
Hey Yo, it’s a Declaration of War We Bro are three hungry wolves We will strike it all That’s MC Mid Bro Hey Yo, it’s a Declaration of War We Bro are three hungry wolves We will strike it all Come now, get a hold of the Mic
Hey yo, let’s declare it If your heart is firm, believe in yourself Keep up with the Game I’ll take you on, ma name is Jiro Hey yo, let’s declare it If your heart is firm, believe in yourself Keep up with the Game Take the risk, Dead or Alive
New Star by Saburo Yamada
123 If it receives the 3G effect, it runs on the G line free A 7th grader’s rhymes, L.B. gotta have technique to survive in Hypnosis Mic You got me? I don’t associate with Stupid The Buster Bros!!! cool style. We are brothers without a doubt. We’ll build a new era for Ikebukuro City, so easy like in a Game Mode
Faster than anyone in this city Brighter than anyone in this city A young star, the brightest of them all A wizard at fourteen
New Star in the sky More than anyone else fly high fly high fly high And one by one, my words will Become like stars and illuminate this city Be dazzling
45678 OK OK 8 Measures 8 Measures Will you be my guest? Seriously? Seriously, it’s too difficult? OK OK I’m fine with 1 measure In between the kick, snare, kick, snare Punch line Yes, it’s 1 knockdown An undefeated long run And tonight as well, such as this Nocturne
Faster than anyone in this city Brighter than anyone in this city A young star, the brightest of them all A wizard at fourteen
Sleeping at dawn and not waking up until noon The light that comes in through the window, The water I drink all at once At times like these, I occasionally wonder If I’m just a normal middle school student Either way, I think this kind of thing   is not so bad and I still have a future to look forward to
New Star in the sky More than anyone else fly high fly high fly high And one by one, my words will Become like stars and illuminate this city Be dazzling
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T/N:
The Buster Bros’ theme seem to be the Yamada Pride & Family 
I am Ichiro, real famous around here once: Referring to the time when he was a well-known delinquent, he was so famous that everyone in the same generation knew his name.
Chūō-ku (中王区): In the HypnosisMic universe, a district created by the government where men are excluded.
Saburo would probably never talk to me because he ignores stupid people & there were times where I didn’t know what he was talking about. lmfao
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