#Maternity Test

[nebylitsa]

hi, my name is nikita! :~)

#mp #[guy holding test tube meme] finally. an androgynous name i like #by coincidence my maternal grandmas patronymic is nikitichna #idk anything about her father; ill have to ask about him

[arctic-hands]

Related to my tags on the Irish American reblog, how long have bastardized "Celtic" crosses been neo-Nazi symbols? I wasn't aware of this stupid use until I was an adult and my father was equally unaware until I learned about it, and in our Celtic (American) Pride we often used Celtic cross imagery in decor and accessories. Granted these usually did resemble actually woven/knotted crosses (which by no means meant they were authentic. At best a few came from local Celtic Pride fests–which as I said in those tags was plagued by Confederate and Nazi imagery), but most of them came from like JoAnn's or Michael's or Walmart whenever Saint Paddy's Day rolled around. That said, the woven pattern of a Celtic cross is a bitch to draw especially when you have yet to nurture or be nurtured in any art skills, so when my borderline-Gothic ass would doodle graveyards in my school notebooks I would often doodle simplified Celtic crosses as grave markers, which unfortunately just meant a simple cross with a simple circle in it, unfortunately reminiscent of the neo-Nazi symbol.

Me and my family were staunchly Indiana liberals (to be fair that wasn't that shocking in our democrat enclave city) and have only become more leftist as time goes on, so those who knew me well would know I didn't mean anything by it, but like I have to wonder/worry that those who didn't know me well (like most of my classmates. I was pretty lonely in high school) or people who would briefly visit my home or come across us while we were wearing Celtic pins that day or something came away with the wrong impression. I'm especially dismayed at the thought that the kids I knew to be actual neo-Nazis might thought I was one of them

For the record I left school in like twenty eleven and had been doodling graveyards for years and wearing Celtic imagery for even longer. I can't really find out when the "Celtic" cross became a dogwhistle

#Celtic cross #Celtic Pride #tbh when going to those fairs it was under the pretense of being (mostly) Scottish #it was all a farce my dad leaned into because he was adopted by a Scots-Appalachian man with a Scottish name going back to an actual clan #BUT i was never supposed to know he wasn't my biological grandfather (even tho it was pretty damned obvious) #so my dad played heavily on Scottish pride #that said we had Irish ancestry from other branches of the family so we indulged in Irish pride and imagery too #plus we just felt the knotted crosses were pretty and cool looking #anyway i/my dad did end up having more Irish genetics than Scottish pending our DNA tests #the Scottish is there but the Irish is more. especially in me because my bio maternal grandfather was also Irish Appalachian #(i have some Ulster Scots too but less so. which is more surprising because it's more common for 'Irish' Appalachians to be Ulster instead) #somewhat-Gothic because i usually aligned with goths in personality and depression but rarely wore black #i usually wore boys graphic tees with stupid sayings and memes on them #at least until the obscenely stupid dress code went into affect (search my blog for that if you're interested lol it's a saga) #i was lumped in with the goths for lack of better placement anyway but arguably i was more boy scene #my high school didn't really have cliques or anything strictly categorical so like goths would hang with 'preps' and such anyway #but i did have more commonality with Goths and most of my few friends were #anyway I'm losing the thread #rambling in the tags

[conradrasputin]

#prompt #cain pierce howlett #maybe it's a wait n see since mr. hole-brook is technically in the movie #but if he's not mommy enough and clem has enoug kids maybe this is actually cain's baby #when's this damn movie out tell them I'm doing a maternal test

[starryrosebud]

I hate not knowing my ancestry but I hate more how everyone in my family seems not care about our ancestors or our history 😓

I hate feeling I don’t belong anywhere

#it feels like my family popped out of nowhere #like my paternal family was from Paraíba and then my grandparents moved to São Paulo but that’s it…we don’t know anything other than that #my maternal family is even worse they migrated from pernambuco to Minas Gerais and the older people refuse to say why we moved out 😭 #my dream is doing the ancestry test

[curtailedwhale]

My workplace has a very structured promotion cycle, and you can put in for a promotion only at the end of the year. As such, I'm asking for a promotion literally right before taking maternity leave. If I'm lucky, the project I was working on will fall into disarray and they'll realize that I deserve a raise.

#truly great optics here #really gonna put my bosses to the test #this is one of those 'your job stays the same but you get a raise' promotions #and I have been keeping this software project afloat almost singlehandedly most of the past year #they damn well better give me that promotion #if they claim that I don't qualify because I won't have hit 5 years experience because of maternity leave #I will scream

[ytwokid]

PLEASE COME HOME SOON.

#oc tag #txt #she's not mary I swear she's just made out of a mary statue please #maternal heir #this isn't her final design but .. .. .. . testing.. .. #citbog

[this-doesnt-endd]

I feel like my crown just shifted up oh my god

#i have a cleaning thursday before work so like i can tell someone #but also why did i do that i schedualed it super early like im already regreting it #considering itll be the day after valentines which means my shift ends at 9/9:30 #and ill have to be there at my dentist by 7:30am #its whatever i just need to finish my dental work at the office then get my wisdom tooh pulled and ill be done w my teeth health wise #and then its onto the allergy shots which reminds me i have to reschedual my appt w my ent hoepfully its not anything too crazy far out #but i wanna talk w him and be like hey these shits are expensive what are my options or do u wanna be a homie and update my diagnosis #so they can get covered by my insurance cause i think if i can breath at like even 80% capacity my life would immensly change #and i was reading abt how like major chronic allergies lead to inflamation and my drs were concered abt that n i know i need to lose weight #but not being able to breath thru my nose hinders that to a degree #but like severe allergies are horrible for inflamation and like fucks up ur body and its like no wonder i feel horrible all the time #and itll prolly massively improve my sleep which also helps you #and i gotta go see my thyroid dr whos on the opposite end of town and wont answer the fucking phone to schedule and appt #cause i have to do that to renew my prescription and frankly i wish my primary dr could take care of that or get a new thyroid dr in general #but shes on maternity leave so ill have to wait for that #my dentist is also on maternity leave so ill have to see a diff one #i also ghosted my cardiologist but he literally called and was like ur fine the tests we ran showed ur in good health #but u should be more in shape and i didnt want another lecure abt being fat so i didnt go but i prolly should tho my results #prolly arent relavent anymore #and ive attemped ive done my bike workout a bit but its also been winter and i cannot bring myself to do anything besides rot in bed #most of the time and if i am going out its like to the movies or events where i just stand around and talk to people very low effort #i also have to email that lady abt my cetificate i still havent gotten abd the haircut place who charved me twice and write that damn review #that ive forgotten so many times

[pregnancytips4u]

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[fetusuae]

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[futurewife]

when i have pms it tricks me into getting upset other people are having babies and that i am undesirable for this purpose. im childfree by choice. hormones are evil. And i have to remind myself i just want to be the centre of attention from a partner for being pregnant and get fussed over and not to raise kids selflessly. it would drive me insane.

#my worst nightmare is being forgotten about because all attention is going to a baby even if it's MY baby. #so yeah. i just know it would be a mistake to test it out in case i 'change my mind' like bro BY HAVING A WHOLE HUMAN??? #as i say id rather vaguely ponder what could have been than have a baby and regret it and resent it like that would be my fault #i have hella mommy issues. they say not 2 hold grudges but well feeling emotionally unsafe as a kid = no grandchildren 4 u #tw pregnancy #tw babies #when u have no positive modelling of motherhood + your mom made being a mom seem like the most soul crushing depressing task on earth lol #tho it's ok cause funnily enough i do enjoy being a mommy. for grown men (sweet baby boys) so i get my uhm maternal kicks there

[novacqnes]

“he wanted to fuck you. jesus y/n….the guy was practically frothing at the mouth the entire time and i had to sit there and watch it.” ellie seethed. she placed each of her arms on the opposite of your body, caging you in as her body stood firm against you. thus with every movement, no matter how minuscule you were able to feel the muscles that lay under ellie’s heavy suit. each one molding against you just perfectly.

THAT PART?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! god i am VERY much turned on rn it’s going insane down there alright🧍🏻‍♀️YOU are purely genius istg what do i need to do cuz i think thanking you for this masterpiece is not enough 🛐 ellie’s a dilf fr (detective i’d like to fuck) also all my homies hate phillip grant🖕seriously, i love you for this. thank you SO much. i wish you, a very pleasant life 🫶 reading this + listening to lana del rey is top tier ‼️ i would LOVE if u write more of these detective wives cuz it is now my fav trope ❤️ be gay, serve justice 🏳️‍🌈

also, i think i’m pregnant 🤰🏻

THANK YOUUU SM🤍🤍!!! This ask got me squealing & kicking my feet in bed. I’ve tapped into a part of brain that’s been deprived of dilf ellie. Which is why I need to write more she deserves it.

#asks #you may or may not need a maternity test to determine who the mother is #which i may or not be held liable for in a court of law 🧍🏾‍♀️

[furby-organist]

Bluetooth pregnancy transfer??

> "Speaking of v/AITA--"

> "Bluetooth pregnancy transfer !"

[Looks like the original Reddit post was deleted so here’s the backup.]

#// *looks back in my blog* *sees alexa hit his qp up with 'hey girl can I bluetooth a baby up in you' with NO CONTEXT* #*sees that his arocrush alt was high as fuck on painkillers and had like. the funniest responses to this story.* #'why shouldn't she get a maternity test. it's equality.' -astor high as fuck #ahhhhh I had forgotten how chaotic that story was. incredible. #muse quiz #operator operator don't call me I'll call you later (call in) #anonymous

[arctic-hands]

Not a bad thing or a good thing but a neutral thing about being in contact and even friendly with my father again after years of estrangement is that I am once again confronted with the fact that we are too damn alike in a sense of humor and I think my mom has always been baffled by that and even moreso given that he and I had like 8 years of not talking to each other

#like I know almost no one expects an NPE when doing a DNA test but there was like zero chance of me not being his biological child #we both tested separately during our estrangement and to no one surprise I am in fact his progeny #even if we weren't alike in humor and personality I look too damn much to his mother than I do my own #I did a self portrait sketch of myself a few years ago and immediately went. 'yep. that's my grandmother.' #everyone has always said I look more like him than I do my mom #if anything if not for the family bipolar on her side I would almost expect a non MATERNAL event from the results lol #but there are pictures of my birth so like

[sayruq]

[SOURCE]

Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #news on gaza #palestine news #news update #war news #war on gaza #famine #epidemics #gaza genocide #genocide

[aurawomen]

#aurawomen #aura #pregnancy sign #pregnancy #maternity #preg #pregnancy test #pregnant

[smartestlabs]

#smartest labs #dna test #maternity #paternity